there is a hot dog roller in the office and over a two-week period a fellow engineer conducted a blind taste test of nine hot dog varieties across eight weighted criteria, and I think the public deserves to know that the kirkland signature entry swept the competition 🐐

Fuckin gutted. Jesus. I remember when @vore.wine said his new album was out, I got bored and checked it out. Prophecy is fucking amazing, I even own it on CD. Fuckin jesus christ, man.

gen v office lady

What’s YOUR favorite Nine Inch Nails song?

hey, did you know that I'm God? well, you do now. (thank you so much @debirujossu.bsky.social aaaa) #sizesky #nonbinary #giant #quinnthedark

c'mon girl get in there #sizedifference #muscle

mods are asleep, post bean hole

There's apparently a sequel to garry's mod soon and all I can remember is that time the titular garry defended someone's right to support pewdiepie's racism

obligated to bring this one up again

I am in hell (someone who BUILDS the tools is trying to troubleshoot the TEST of that tool, a completely different discipline he has no practise in)

reminder: I'm bigger than you. #sizesky #nonbinary #giant #gt

Femboys with firearms.

Rizzless socks.

lmao they actually euthanised tilly norwood

There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

Mega macros be like

Dramatic scenes at BBC Breakfast.

Shoes :3

Oh, Jericho is back. :( Oh, Osprey just said a swear on TV. :)

I I did it <3 I thought I had broken the boards or my mods irreparably at least 8 times in the last three hours I had major button issues before another round of IPA swabs and some creative cabletaping But I did it! Fully functional Lugia GBC <3

Also also i submitted stuff for this and its crazy to hear vinny say my username at the start, LOL m.youtube.com/watch?v=XO9R...

forgot the most important of the genre

"Trans day of visibility, huh? Am I visible enough for you now??" A personal piece to wrap up Macro March and Celebrate TDoV on the same day! Woo woo woo! If ya'll get this to 300 likes and 150 reposts and I'll do a cock alt!

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

Happy Macro March. Sorry I'm late~

Lara this is crazy people stuff.

LRP reminds me of this lmao

Escape from Tarkov has a massive questline that takes about a month of time to get through and you can outright fail it completely by not safely detaching a USB thumbdrive

I can see what y'all mean about OC brainrot, I kinda wanna write another short

Organizers of the popular pan-sandal rally have announced that due to excessive cracking and 'degraded conditions' the race will not be taking place this year. The owner of the sandal has blamed the cost of living and says she will be buying new footwear once economic conditions improve.

I hate the UK, steam wants my credit card (that I have used multiple times) to prove I'm an adult (this account is 19 years old) to view a game (that I already own)

A Genedian Navy Admiral has been accused of trying to force aquatic sailors out of water. The Admiral was seen late last week directing young fish towards a nearby canoe, saying "Roe, roe, roe: your boat!"

got too silly.. heheheheeheee

Here have an m&m Joke and japes they was actually skittle

We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool. Wheeze of the week, mate.

its trans day of invincibility today

[MI6 offices] MY BOSS: no ARIADNE BLACK: [me] why not MY BOSS: cover names are supposed to be inconspicuous SAMANTHA SHARP: [also me] are these not MY BOSS: you’re just picking names you think sound sexy and intriguing ALEXA STRAP-ON: [still me] no I’m not

I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u #transdayofvisibility #tdov

The vest I'm wearing under my work shirt is kinda tight and I'm getting Big Feelin

Damn WWE must really be worried because there isnt even an AEW ppv this week and they still hit the Cody does interview about leaving AEW domain expansion.

"gender Taliban" is the new "gaming racists"

well I heard there was a secret cord you plug it in and you meet the lord

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.