this is me and u should treat me with respect

Funko Pop With Steve Buscemi Eyes.

reminder for new bsky users! 🌟 there is no algorithm! 🌟 you won't be delisted for saying ko-fi or patreon! 🌟 use all vowels in every post! 🌟 hourly sacrifices to the sun god! 🌟 you CANNOT say m*rry chr*stm*s! 🌟 cheeto in the white house!

Ghost of Christmas Present (Female)

MY DA GOT ME THE NEW DANIELEWSKI BOOK I'M SO HAPPY

Really liking my uncle drinking Heineken at chrimbus cause I can scream PABST BLUE RIBBON

All we need now is the unadorned fox and we'll have a real Festivix party.

just noticed this 2005-ass comic is actually from 2010 and it was like being flashbanged

Chrimbus lunchus

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Fucks

uh oh.

The age of exploration has dawned upon the world of Arcadia. Brave adventurers set sail across the vast skies in search of lost treasures. And where there are treasures...there will be Tiny Tim.

Man, the economic vibes are putrid

4. Itchy. Tim.

look at the size of this fat bastard

My favorite thing about the His Dark Materials HBO adaptation is they cast Lin Manuel Miranda as Lee Scoresby, so he can die

The Tinest Tim is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace...

Tiny Tim never did escape the dungeons of Fear and Hunger

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single Tim in possession of a tiny fortune, must be in want of a wife.

In Xanadu did Kubali Kahn a lively Tiny Tim decree

Happy birthday to american Christmas

and to shiny tim, who flash banged me at every opportunity

ALIVE. Let me tell you much Tiny Tim has come to be ALIVE since I first came to be.

That which is not dead may eternal lie, and in stranger carols, Tiny Tim may die.

It crimmus

Thanks, SkyMall!

it would be cool to be a wolf pack. like not a single wolf but like 5 wolves with a shared consciousness. like your "body" is the gestalt of 5 individuals. anyways I'll have the number 3 combo add bacon, sprite for the drink

[metroid] learning curve

Crispmas.

tis the season of gingerbread tf!! one of my biggest fantasies ever is getting to rampage and chomp my way through a gingerbread tfed city… especially if my friends are populating it as cute cookified versions of themselves!! #sizesky

Cars are just basically cat trees for coyotes. And you're lucky I'm not big enough to crumple yours right now!

Comm, vore

How about smashing two best old games into one? What about Quake-Life? Well, we got Half-Life in Quake at home. The mod v1.0 is out now!

HEARTBURN?!?!

Time to post my absolute favorite Christmas meme again

dragonite tf commission for ptbutshhh

The behemothic thicc mouse who's trying to work her gut off accidentally sweeping a nano-scale yoga class into her shaker

accidental bad-ends at the size-tiered gym

I dunno, I just think disneyland is for fools and rubes.

Oh god no, Scott the Woz has started doing that apple shit where he refers to it not as THE PS5 Pro, it's just PS5 Pro

Nine Inch Nails' Closer for chrimbo number one please

Kirby - Go Ahead... Destroy t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/FPn65wa #ad

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