Me: eats crap, drinks energy drinks Also me: why does my stomach hurt all the time?

It's kinda funny how many people approach me on Kedia and after a bit of rapport, they ask if there's any chance she could be chubbier. It's happened at least thrice! And given how little I mess around these days that feels like a lot.

trying to step on somebody tiny but they keep fucking parrying and taking no damage they're style meter is maxed out and it's just embarassing for you at that point

Used to like Jazz Emu but went off him after seeing him pinch a Tim Robinson sketch

I rarely get fish because my wife doesn't like fish and I generally CBA cooking for two but I deserve a nice meal so I'm gonna have lightly fried fish fillets.

If your response on seeing me in public, doing a menial chore is to say "You can come home and do mines later" I should be allowed to throw you in a woodchipper.

Guys, I think Epstein might be in the Trump files.

Moth fairy #sizesky #sizeart #sizedifference #shrunkenwoman #sketch

"Mad Marge" was right there man, come on.

feel like i just met a celebrity ive seen this woman's balls all over the internet

I'll be raffling off a few Pun Stickers on our Telegram Channel tonight and this weekend. t.me/ZakuraTechPo... Every 25 new viewers I'll also be adding another sticker to the raffle!

So @emmacat64.bsky.social was just enjoying a nice dip in the sink, but it seems someone else has different plans~!

Scotland could support around 400 wild lynx, helping to restore our world renowned nature and biodiversity. They were once native here before being driven to extinction. We're bringing their reintroduction to a vote in the Scottish Parliament. 🐈

Non scots make fun of haggis for sounding gross, but have you considered we have a soup called "Cock a Leekie?"

People have tried to say that the Green surge is just on social media. Or in a bubble that's just about polls and just about new members. Yet up and down the country - Greens are also winning elections. Huge congratulations to the Canterbury Greens! 💚🎉 Join.greenparty.org.uk

I used to drink a lot of full sugar soda, but I came off it years ago and now the non sugar free version of most sodas tastes minging. The only exception is an ice cold full fat cherry coke. My wee treat at the end of a shift.

I think out of all my characters Tie is the most fun to paint

She just doesn't get me, man.

So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig

I'll fight you. C'mere.

I struggle to think of a dev that marries lore and gameplay as well as the souls games The whole thing with there being no Stakes of Marika (respawn points) in Raya Lucaria because the boss of the area hates Marika. Easily missable detail as the dungeon is designed so you're never too far from boss

Tried one of those celebrity satnav voices. I picked Bonnie Tyler. It was awful, it kept telling me to turn around and every now and then it fell apart.

Found out Andypants gaming lost custody of his kids. Dude's so dedicated to hating women he removed them from his home.

When I get @brelly.bsky.social

That's guy Fawkes telt

Wife keeps sending me clips of her breaking vampire survivors lol I find it really cute when she's in full hyperfixation mode.

If you say "Le Tits Now" instead of "Let it Snow" you just sound like a Brummie saying "Let it Snow" Thank you

He's got a hard fucking neck to talk about blackface. CW: racist

Character ideas: Social media edition! Slowpoke influencer gal that is loved for her retro style but she's really just 10 years behind everyone. Outgoing micro youtuber and her huge shy partner. The partner makes intricate sets to trick people into thinking she's normal sized

Want to float this idea to gauge interest. What if there was a mini furry con but it was themed around macro/ micro? Would you attend? What would you want to see at a con like this? What would get you interested the most in going? Any feedback is good feedback , feel free to repost also :3

I feel like I never really heard about Destiny until the abuse allegations come out, and now I see clips of him on TV all the time. Weird.

I made the fatal mistake of opening some chicken salad in their presence.

Broode is good at finding pets to own. #Sift #Macro #Micro #Giantess #SizeSky #Mario #Broode

The Virus That Only Shrinks Men and the One Unaffected Dude's Journey of Self Discovery.

trans women telling a funny anecdote about their life: *most traumatizing thing you've ever heard in your life* cis men telling a funny anecdote about their life: "so like, it's impossible to tell when women are or aren't consenting lmao!"

Remember, there's nothing to be gained from arguing with people online who don't know what good faith is. The average right wing troll would happily shit their pants if they thought others would be offended by the smell.

Infodumping end boss: A centuries old autistic elf with hyoerfixations and access to the infinite library.

I'm in all your friend bubbles, u just can't see me cos I'm teeny

I don't know how people manage to stay 100% in character. I try and cast a regal impression but I am too drawn in by being a goofy lil gremlin to keep up kayfabe.

Kedia taking you home to watch her favourite TV show. It's 4000 episodes long and she keeps apologising for it being such a short show.

It is a privilege to be a lantern tender, just make sure to hold on #art

When you're bullying me, this is who you're bullying

As opposed to all those people that get into crypto for altruism.

You might think netting yourself a mature giant lass is a good thing, but it's less mommy done and more "I'm tired, little man. I'm just going to watch Grey's anatomy in bed tonight."

The indignity I have to put up with.

I like the fact that I don't know anyone who still watches AVGN but everyone understands the value of just yelling "This game is ASS" from time to time.

The amount of soulstubers that sardonically make references to feet in souls game....

wait so yall don't have a tiny city full of tiny people in your house that live in constant fear of you? weird

My role in any size scenario is to be your Iago. I'll sit on your shoulder and bicker and make jokes while you go about your nefarious deeds.