whose ass????

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Umbreon day!

pose study from a photo of kate bush i liked - #art #digitalart

#ブラッキーの日 🌙silent night!... silent?

Hospital WiFi: bad Hospital staff WiFi that I still have access to for some reason: lightspeed by comparison

If anyone needs to relay something urgent to Glaz, please message me in a Bsky DM or on Telegram; @HiroRwar.

Hey, all. This is @a-dragon-from.space from Glaz's phone. Please see below. I will provide further updates where I can on Glaz's Telegram channel, linked here. t.me/GlazArts

Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him https://theonion.com/man-who-lost-everything-in-crypto-just-wishes-several-t-1848764551/

They're a requirement

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

LRT: bluesky is so fucking funny, man

oh that’s why she lost

@milesthestia.com was having issues reading this note now I'm not an expert, but it might have something to do with the 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙛𝙤𝙡𝙙

😭

i gotta rethink some shit,

y'know, petrification/statue TF is a fun option for subs that need to practice receiving compliments without hiding away or whining :>

Happy Birthday to @vaporeon.eevee.center!

BREAKING: Popular Japanese art commission platform Skeb announced plans to support integration with Bluesky! which they have only posted about on twitter for some goddamn reason!! but still, cool, since this is one of the main things still binding JP artists to the platform

hello I show tram again

charging up

Parent of the year

New Vile Eye video dropped @typhon.monster

He came alive 😱

"Oh! So contradictory- laugh & cringe" wypatroszę cię jak najohydniejszą rybę świata, ty fałszywy polaku

this is what really killed the place even before the nazis fully took over the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side

if you would please consult the graph

"Mods, kill this guy, meooooow~!"

Another suitable response is "mods, kill this guy"

Communists seeing their claims about the global bourgeoisie once again proven right only for the public to go “omg Alex Jones and the conspiracy theorists were right!”

Calling Furality a 'pretend furcon' carries the same vibe with it as parents telling a kid their online friends 'aren't real friends'.

First person shooters

I have to be moving house soon and Universal Credit is dragging their heels, leaving me to pay the whole rent on this house until they wise up and let me have my claim. I'm doing my best but my god, if anyone wants to commission me I'd be so glad for the business. I don't want to beg for money.

!!

隙あればアゴ乗せてくる🐱🦊

Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences” Every Celebrity email to Epstein: Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?” Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”

holy shit!! BLENDER IS THE INDUSTRY STANDARD NOW BOY, MAYA WHO

bro said genually

genually

This Fish Looks At Gay People

unwilling vore prey who changes their shampoo to malört to avoid the inevitable