why the FUCK did no one tell me this was on tonight

love reading about head injuries

listening to house and cooking chorizo (it looks bad) who wants to fuck on this estrogenized body (im a 42E cup btw)

FNAF is just Harry Potter for furries

did you hear about the twee improv show director? Yes Anderson?

I've had exactly 0 movement on this. I need help. Please.

im not joking when i said i only go about a week before i think about this post again and immediately start laughing

Hey gamers, without access to food stamps this month is going to be harder than it usually should. If you can share and donate I would greatly appreciate it. ko-fi.com/dare2dream

for the day crowd

So what can you do? 🤔 1. Continue pressuring your lawmakers, let them know how unpopular and dangerous censorship and surveillance bills are. 2. Spread the word! Many people have no idea the internet they know and love is under threat. 🗣️ 👉https://www.badinternetbills.com/#online-id-checks

wotc planning the 2027 mtg release schedule

Y'all the holidays are basically cancelled for me. Without food stamps I can cook anything. My breakfast for the past week has been one spoonful of peanut butter with cinnamon. Things are bleak.

there have been some slick moves with regard to establishing the surveillance state but selling everyone doorbell cameras hooked to the internet might be up there as one of the slickest!

In no known universe is that man a possible presidential candidate. Just stop.

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#pissing ! at the pinkshift gig

being at a gig and loving one of the openers and then not loving the headliner makes me have to approach a real juncture of my ability to be respectful to performers and not bail on the set but nevertheless im gods specialest girl so i will persist and nod to the beat and go "woo" all polite like

more people should buy stuff on aliexpress instead of amazon. its the same bullshit but now you get to directly support the chinese economy instead letting jeff bezos be your middleman. and it takes like a month to get to you so its impossible to impulse buy shit you dont actually want that bad

they should rename wicker park to woker park and drag me around face down on the pavement like Mussolini

we need a president who can succeed where kennedy and biden failed. irish catholics dont have the juice. we need an italian catholic president to drive the protestant menace from our nation

getting halfway decent with this toolset means now i'm constantly trying to make way too complex level designs before i ever really get into playing in the space of making larger combat scenarios. need to pare back "spaces" and make more "arenas"

2026 Primary Woke Wave

like three hours ago i heard like five cars with sirens fly down the street and i really hope someones house didnt catch fire again

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

Damn, flop election…. Nobody voted

why don't young women like andrew cuomo, he likes them

Double cheeked up on a Monday night #いいおしりの日

WITNESS THE BEGINNING OF A WOKE UNIVERSE

Whose job do he want and how do we get him it

hipster alien chick + alien cat

Jeffries has such fucking nerve. He did NOTHING. THE AUDACITY to try and claim this as a WIN. Primary this MF AND kick Schumer out as well!!

at the cuomo concession speech, ripping off my italian flag tracksuit to reveal a hot girls for zohran tshirt, pointing and laughing and gloating at everyone there

are they bringing back the slime to NYC

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

It's cuover!

this is the race i’m watching tonight

i voted for mamdani 30 times thank you everyone for helping me

me: i think gerrymandering is bad and devalues the votes of individual voters even if it's for blue states my overflowing sharps container: ough im so full of needles

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

TOP 10 LOCKED IN MOMENTS (DON'T SMILE CHALLENGE, EXTREME EDITION)

Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:

and i think together we'd be superbly spiders (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

honestly im too unemployed to be a pervert i don't have enough energy to ask women to get me drunk or hit me in the stomach or muzzle me or call me stupid while they choke me i want a job with benefits too bad

oh come on