well, there's your problem. looks like god crawled under the porch and died

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everyone's least favourite snake in a can

"Computer 8 miles of soup no bowl"

a beautiful and mysterious girl called 2013 Honda Civic LX Sedan

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

✨𝘈𝘺, 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘐'𝘮 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯'✨

finished up an overdue commission for @junopup.bsky.social

you have committed a climate crime by posting on an app that is backed by data centers, I'm calling antifa

senator, on a beach with drink in hand: this madness must stop

Oil painting

chained

Thank you for 1,900 follows ♥ 🌊 'Brazen Voyage' painted in oil on 24x36" wood panel. ⛵ After an extensive wait, I present my largest painting to date! Thank you for your patience!! From the start, this piece presented near endless challenges, too, many lessons I'll not soon forget.

curse-stricken tarnished and its finger maiden (coloured) #eldenring #souls #fanart

astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

university roommates gamer girl: do you read eroge maoist girl: Eroge? Are they a hitherto unknown theorist?

JOURNALIST: and how would you tackle the pothole situation LOCAL COUNCIL CANDIDATE: i'm sorry are we just going to ignore the clear corruption going on here ME, GROWING HORNS AND BLOOD-WEEPING EYES ON EVERY PATCH OF EXPOSED SKIN: my lifestyle is not on trial

Trying to peek from under the curtains? Here, let me show you!

One of the very best from Clickhole

you gotta check out ozymandias’ badass new statue man. it’s two big feet and nothing else. he made it that way

a peaceful brother for most of the year but an absolute terror during the annual abbey snowball fights (commission)

TWEET TWEET MOTHERFLUFFERS

your soul is in danger!

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

1000 year old kitti

#RepostYourArt Day 6: Bird I've made a few avian cranial kinesis models! Most birds don't actually have a "joint" where the top beak and skull meet, but instead a flexible piece of bone. We don't usually think of bones as flexible, but they can be! #SciComm #SciArt

dogs with clothes ft. green

"Draw birds" they said. "It's going to be fun" they said.

argonian thief

Blood moon

This is the first website built entirely on the purity of the user's soul. I'm having no trouble accessing it. If you are then you must look within

looking out at a beautiful field of wildflowers and thistles and buzzing bees and smiling so serenely. i simply cannot wait to cut all this bullshit down for the email company

i understand conversion rates alright. €70 is basically $60. that’s a new video game. sure. but €80 is about $100. which is like a new sports car.

i dont know