its right behind you dumbass

feeling normal

if you don't see my posts, go into your bluesky advanced moderation settings and turn off the "sexually suggestive (cartoon)" filter. i am flagged with this label, on account of all of the cartoon porno that I post

self-portrait

did you hear about the twee improv show director? Yes Anderson?

Yorgos Lanthimos? Surei'llgos, Saynthiless!

I had a dream Zohran Mamdani approached me at Trader Joe’s asking how we could improve the store and I suggested ladders ..& he was very receptive lol

gonna see that New Yorgos tomorrow i think

would love to do more of these quick digital illustrations on top of people's photos! $20-30 for the line drawing and a few colors of one figure and a background (please add $20 per person pictured) you provide the photo of the portrait you'd like me to draw DM me if you're interested! 👼

thinking about this again

it's not just dumb men who dislike Meg White i have a vivid memory of being trapped in a chat at a party with a woman who was talking shit on Meg White ("Jack White is AMAZING but Meg SUCKED as a drummer!") and i very gently had to tell her i thought her opinion was dogshit

*chanting, hooting, hollering* woke woke woke woke woke

if brad pitt ever needs an organ transplant that means the surgeon gets to announce "let's open up the pitt" before operating

listening to Shakira's 2001 album Laundry Service may we all be so lucky that our breasts are small and humble (so you don't confuse them with mountains)

scrambling to my feet, nearly throwing myself out the window: the full WHAT moon??!

hmmm very windy outside

would love to do more of these quick digital illustrations on top of people's photos! $20-30 for the line drawing and a few colors of one figure and a background (please add $20 per person pictured) you provide the photo of the portrait you'd like me to draw DM me if you're interested! 👼

new profile picture drawn by @tipcalculator.bsky.social 💕 pay your friends to make art for you!! it's a fun and good thing to do!! ✨

there are a handful of unfortunate Gamer Design things in the new katamari game, yes all the entries in the series are extremely similar, and it's hard to top the novelty of the first two it's very much a retread of those ps2 games but guess what? i love that shit platinum'd it in 20 hours fun!

bugcatcher’s new album ‘big field’ is out today!! go listen wherever you stream music :) linktr.ee/bugcatchermu... @jakesonline.bsky.social

*chanting, hooting, hollering* woke woke woke woke woke

Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”

have completed a few of these and i can still take on more! it is nice to make art remotely and be paid for it!

endangered

my lightly-controversial katamari cousins ranking

Despite my best efforts this fundraiser hasn't yet reached 50%! Let's get some big time re-posts on this so we can: PAY👏FOR👏GENDER👏AFFIRMING👏CARE👏!!!! 🎉

strange that cheney died and there's not much celebrating on here, but then, i guess there are 10 cheneys-worth of evil clowning around in the current administration

so, i (me) specifically need your music recommendations rn bc i simply cannot continue to listen to the Katamari Forever soundtrack anymore

i clapped at the end of Swiss Army Man in theaters and it made my friend cry from embarrassment

Toaran is the mascot of the Tokyo Sakura Tram. His head is a tram, and his body is the beautiful flowers blooming along the railway line.

the customer is always wrong. the customer is my hated enemy. the worst part of my day is interacting with the customer

october 2025

THANK you i am always saying this!!

georgie band performing as chumbawamba for halloween makes so much sense to me

i can't tell if it's the new drug i'm on that's making me feel spacey and manic but i'm taking it BECAUSE i was feeling manic a lot so like idk guess i gotta call My Meds Person and tell them my brain still don't work! 🤪

How are you 75 years old and have never played a fromsoftware game

never make me rise to an occasion

fixated on making little guys

happy halloween! 🎃

i should be at a rock show tonight but i frankly feel too Bad in my Brain :/

why do so many ppl hate tomatoes? grow up!!!!

this is my favorite katamari song

that’s right beg you miserable worm

the katamari cousin creation... is good

big respect to all the aunts we're not actually related to tbh

we used to have proper movies

we used to have proper movies