emergent gameplay :)

like this and I’ll rate you on a scale from 1 to 10, Randi’s and strangers welcome tee her :-)

don’t fly over spilled vinegar

* breakdances in front of you * am I bothering you queen?

I challenge all of Bluesky to a rap battle, hit me with your best shot! Note that I’ll respond to everyone :)

Mr feeny is like Santa Claus from the Santa clause and I’m next in line

none of this is my fault

after examining all the evidence I have sadly come to the conclusion that the president is a pedophile. sorry donald! you fucked up

big time purple lover over here. I eat sleep breathe repeat purple

my opponent has taken me to my limit. I collapse to my knees and wait for them to finish me off. as they lift me upside down between their legs and prepare to drive my head into the mat I scream one last defiant cry. WINDSORRRR

I’ll never tell my Big Secret to you

shermie popping off

frack you. frack me in the ass. you motherfracker. this is a huge plot hole in battlestar galactica, frack sounds stupid

turns out all those joe rogan guys messed up big this time. oops!

God I wish there was a way I could somehow create a sexy anime lady who could tell Elon to end his own life. If only there was a way to make that happen

#LEGO Tarrifs is trending 🥽 it's probably about that sega genesis controller I reckon

listening to the blue giant soundtrack on my FIIO bluetooth DAC with an oxygen free balanced cable on my sennheisers

I've never seen a woman at the grocery store

have you ever heard anyone say "dildo gaggins" because I said it

worms

I don't know what the hell a sabrina carpenter song sounds like but you know I pop when the anime radio station plays the end credit song from samurai champloo

I went to great lengths to put Mother 3 on a CRT. it was very complex to pull off. And does chat care? No. They only care that I named the monkey “x.cum”. :/

labubus will make you crawl like a spider

I can't wait to see the fantastic four movie, looks great

hey trisolarians come and take it we don't want this planet anymore

Bowels Moving Crapstle

first time watching WWE in years and I just saw jellyroll chokeslam logan paul

Surprise attack my ASS

doing a marathon of come and see, fires on the plain, grave of the fireflies and when evil lurks. a world tour of utter despair. drop some more despair movies in the comments that aren't the road

drink from the hose? no thanks, I'd rather drink from the Bose

Happy national tattoo day!

Portlandia was when they tried to make Kids in the Hall for people who owned the Garden State soundtrack

Nick Wayne's Mom

why don't young people get "jazz". my 38 yo girlfriend doesn't get jazz. these young people need to learn about all the notes they chose not to play

I've gotta get a black baseball cap that says Why Me ? and wear it backwards to the next funeral I have to attend

i heard you only get to play as donkey kong for the opening hour or two on the tanker. the rest of the story is told from the perspective of diddy kong as he infiltrates the “big peel” bananaspill containment facility on a hostage rescue mission, manipulated by unseen players in a larger game (1/14)

Watch me stream for 8 more hours I’m fully loaded

I’m farding at an extremely low buttrate

*praying to god about my internet friends before bed* and god bless tuffghost 🙏 and god bless helltran 🙏 and god bless pichu slapping butt 🙏 and god bless awall five one two 🙏 and god bless fritolover 🙏 and god bless wonderswaan 🙏 and god bless R two shelby two🙏 and god bless yonkler 🙏 and god bles

I wouldn’t know about hole. Not my forte

hi awall

I have to clarify, just because I’m into retro gaming and hardware does NOT mean I’m against Totally Spies inflation fanart

I don’t like posting too-horny stuff, but you guys? You would not believe what I’m up to!

big money, spending jeeves. he's a valet not a butler

I would never say anything untoward about ms. Pac-Man. I love and respect all women

hi zoe

I wish somebody made a TV with AI. like the smart tv features are already so great and I love using them. I wish they had AI. I can only imagine how much easier it would be to watch FreeVo with Artificial Intelligence guiding me. imagine the possibilities

Gravy says hi

how cool can a kingdom founded by a guy named Brandon really be. sounds like a guy with a chain wallet #westerosthoughts #brandork

are you Team Pen or Team Pencil? personally I think pen can’t hold a candle to pencil. Debate me live on twitch.tv/wonderswaan