the happening? more like the crappebibg

starting to regret that deathly hallows tattoo I got last year

my leftist head just exploded when I saw a tweet goodbye

I'm an exceptionally lucky man in that I've never heard a note of Taylor Swift's 'music.' You could sit her on my lap and I wouldn't recognize her. I'm quite satisfied in having dodged that one. It's like a truck drove by spraying shit all over the neighborhood and I happened to be under an awning.

Is this it

Using “discord” but every time I go to watch something my government mandated “discord” guy points at my id and says “ms piggy guy is on again”

banned from talking about princess sally acorn at Lowe’s AGAIN FML

Spoke with the beast but manager and they agreed not to tell the local news about it so we’re good

just did something abhorrent in the Best Buy restroom

that was one of the stupidest finishes to a show I've seen in a long time aew

wonderswaan's top 5 acting tips for beginners! tip number 1: try your best to avoid looking directly at the director, the camera, or any crew members on set. only look at the other actors or props in the scene! this simple mistake can really ruin the suspension of disbelief that we as storytellers t

I don't even known what this post by me means. I was probably drunk and thought this was funny

if you mess with the big kat you get the claws

gunDAMN America!

me walking back into the chipotle when they made me a burrito that looks like a round softball

the pic of all my favorite talk show hosts hanging out was truly epic

jimmy coming back is a HUGE win for the left. let's keep up this momentum! we're on a roll baby!!!

tylenol is turning the frigging frogs gay!!!!!

A 'kid' born in '1998' is now '18 years old.' Let 'that' 'sink in.'

emergent gameplay :)

like this and I’ll rate you on a scale from 1 to 10, Randi’s and strangers welcome tee her :-)

don’t fly over spilled vinegar

* breakdances in front of you * am I bothering you queen?

I challenge all of Bluesky to a rap battle, hit me with your best shot! Note that I’ll respond to everyone :)

Mr feeny is like Santa Claus from the Santa clause and I’m next in line

none of this is my fault

after examining all the evidence I have sadly come to the conclusion that the president is a pedophile. sorry donald! you fucked up

big time purple lover over here. I eat sleep breathe repeat purple

my opponent has taken me to my limit. I collapse to my knees and wait for them to finish me off. as they lift me upside down between their legs and prepare to drive my head into the mat I scream one last defiant cry. WINDSORRRR

I’ll never tell my Big Secret to you

shermie popping off

frack you. frack me in the ass. you motherfracker. this is a huge plot hole in battlestar galactica, frack sounds stupid

turns out all those joe rogan guys messed up big this time. oops!

God I wish there was a way I could somehow create a sexy anime lady who could tell Elon to end his own life. If only there was a way to make that happen

#LEGO Tarrifs is trending 🥽 it's probably about that sega genesis controller I reckon

listening to the blue giant soundtrack on my FIIO bluetooth DAC with an oxygen free balanced cable on my sennheisers

I've never seen a woman at the grocery store

have you ever heard anyone say "dildo gaggins" because I said it

worms

I don't know what the hell a sabrina carpenter song sounds like but you know I pop when the anime radio station plays the end credit song from samurai champloo

I went to great lengths to put Mother 3 on a CRT. it was very complex to pull off. And does chat care? No. They only care that I named the monkey “x.cum”. :/

labubus will make you crawl like a spider

I can't wait to see the fantastic four movie, looks great

hey trisolarians come and take it we don't want this planet anymore

Bowels Moving Crapstle

first time watching WWE in years and I just saw jellyroll chokeslam logan paul

Surprise attack my ASS

doing a marathon of come and see, fires on the plain, grave of the fireflies and when evil lurks. a world tour of utter despair. drop some more despair movies in the comments that aren't the road

drink from the hose? no thanks, I'd rather drink from the Bose