I may be the dumbest sack of shit in America. Pic unrelated

1. Courage (by a mile) 2. Scoobert 3. Snoopy 4. Droopy 5. Goofy 6. Pluto 7. Astro 8. Clifford 9. Brian 10. The two horny ones who eat all my fucking spaghetti

Today is my two year anniversary AND exam day! Hope y'all studied! www.twitch.tv/awall512

Jubilee? Uh, yeah, you play that shit and I'mma Jubileave

$25 for a three-color portrait illustration (left) $20 for a two-color portrait illustration (right) you provide the photo you want me to draw over no full-body drawings DM me for info thank you!

Sun bathing Ri

Had some orange cinnamon rolls and got a weird ad for boner pills

if they made wonka today it'd be called wokea

My roommate got high and found three pairs of sunglasses on a walk and he brought them home but then it turned out one pair was prescription sunglasses and the other two weren’t even sunglasses so now we have three pairs of random ass glasses that no one can wear

What a little stinker

They had one job

Just went into a Best Buy bathroom and it smelled abhorrent

Tiny dog squad at the park last weekend

shoplifting is awesome

Mango? Yeah, I'd rather have a womango, but actually I'd rather have a womanstay, but I don't want to tell a woman what to do so she can make her own decision on whether to go or stay. But that's just how much of an ally I am.

I'm on an acetaminophen diet, I see taminophen and I eat it

🚨 RODCON EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: METROLINK SERVICE SUSPENDED SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 20TH🚨

I’m a normie

"I think empathy is a new age term that does a lot of damage" - Charlie Kirk

Finally, some good news

Die Another Day? If someone puts that on I'm wishing that I die today

Torta

I don’t know why everyone is hyping up Lion’s Mane as a health supplement, I’d much rather have Truthon’s Womane

listening to the blue giant soundtrack on my FIIO bluetooth DAC with an oxygen free balanced cable on my sennheisers

Menu? Let me know when they make a womenu

REAL

Mumford devouring his Sons

Imagine leaving the bathroom and this is staring right at you

Wo w

I'm really excited for this and hope you are too! 72 hours of spinning the wheel!

Get on my level

Tiny dogs in the garden

Damn hippies

Food news

Say hello to Sloppy Daniel

Important info I saw at the coffee hole

Me after one hit of the infused doink

Bsky? More like Bhole

🚂💨Announcing RodCon 2025, Saturday September 20th☀️This time we're leaving LA🏖️Details coming soon🚂💨

Waymo? I’d rather have Wayless

read lobster

Sorry liberals, this is what a tiny dog sleep over looks like

Tiny Dog Squad nap sesh

Gonna do a bootleg Sundace (@dace09.bsky.social) movie time tonight! The theme is gonna be movies I wanted to watch :) Starting around 4:30 CST/2:30 PST - Paprika (2006) - Chinatown (1974) - Free Time (2024) - Mulholland Drive (2001)

I have to clarify, just because I’m into retro gaming and hardware does NOT mean I’m against Totally Spies inflation fanart

#awkward Just went into the living room and saw this!