shoplifting is awesome

Mango? Yeah, I'd rather have a womango, but actually I'd rather have a womanstay, but I don't want to tell a woman what to do so she can make her own decision on whether to go or stay. But that's just how much of an ally I am.

I'm on an acetaminophen diet, I see taminophen and I eat it

🚨 RODCON EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: METROLINK SERVICE SUSPENDED SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 20TH🚨

I’m a normie

"I think empathy is a new age term that does a lot of damage" - Charlie Kirk

Finally, some good news

Die Another Day? If someone puts that on I'm wishing that I die today

Torta

I don’t know why everyone is hyping up Lion’s Mane as a health supplement, I’d much rather have Truthon’s Womane

listening to the blue giant soundtrack on my FIIO bluetooth DAC with an oxygen free balanced cable on my sennheisers

Menu? Let me know when they make a womenu

REAL

Mumford devouring his Sons

Imagine leaving the bathroom and this is staring right at you

Wo w

I'm really excited for this and hope you are too! 72 hours of spinning the wheel!

Get on my level

Tiny dogs in the garden

Damn hippies

Food news

Say hello to Sloppy Daniel

Important info I saw at the coffee hole

Me after one hit of the infused doink

Bsky? More like Bhole

🚂💨Announcing RodCon 2025, Saturday September 20th☀️This time we're leaving LA🏖️Details coming soon🚂💨

Waymo? I’d rather have Wayless

read lobster

Sorry liberals, this is what a tiny dog sleep over looks like

Tiny Dog Squad nap sesh

Gonna do a bootleg Sundace (@dace09.bsky.social) movie time tonight! The theme is gonna be movies I wanted to watch :) Starting around 4:30 CST/2:30 PST - Paprika (2006) - Chinatown (1974) - Free Time (2024) - Mulholland Drive (2001)

I have to clarify, just because I’m into retro gaming and hardware does NOT mean I’m against Totally Spies inflation fanart

#awkward Just went into the living room and saw this!

Recent commission: Garfield with huge knockers seductively eating a banana

Me when I see tacos XD

I might’ve dropped the ball on this one 😭

Watch this liberal get DESTROYED by facts and logic

Scenario: you hit the bong too hard at the sesh and start greening out, you go to the bathroom to chill out and come upon this

√ Still a virgin √ Never smoked weed √ Never did drugs √ Never drank alcohol √ Never broke the law Put this as your status and whoever Likes it thinks your lying

Rude Dog is a fuckin asshole

Just found out some atrocious news: they're rebooting Scrubs

if million, I'm one of if one, it me if none, dead X(

Tiny dog squad says: stop scrolling and go to sleep

me to myself when I dig up something cool in the indie game Blue Prince

Modest Mouse? More like Mediocre Mouse

Unprecedented times we’re in

It’s beautiful what you can accomplish when everyone pools together their gamer girl bath water :’)

And so it begins 😭