Pic of me in an alternative timeline

awall512 has gained the mandate of heaven.

why do they call it urine if it goes out

Tiny fruit and tiny dog

tuesday night hangs www.twitch.tv/feedzack

why king cake if baby in

Why would they let you post multiple posts at once? That’s insane

constipated jeb bush be like: please crap

Ri on the table

yall ever doing chores and then you realize how much you hate chores

walked a mile in below freezing weather for a burger

No monkeys yet but this is still the kind of technological advances I dreamed of as a kid

I'm so proud :')

Movies are officially quirk chungus

My wife is bed- and wheelchair-bound due to multiple sclerosis (MS). I'm her caregiver but am getting surgery soon . During my 6-week recovery I won't be able to care for her as I usually do. Please donate to pay for a home health aide, repost, and share. Thank you! gofund.me/a60444e2f

This Sunday, come hang out at www.twitch.tv/radiofreemul... and help raise money to defend immigrant families! It'll be fun! I'll be there!

the 90s

Move over 2Chainz, we’ve got 2Toyz now!

Hi

images that go hard

about to meme

gonna celebrate a very special day today, merry holem'ass all :) www.twitch.tv/awall512

Baby Bobby

I'm upset that I really want Blue Prince to be acknowledged tonight at the game awar- wait a minute... Blue Prince... blue prints?!?! HOLY SHIT!

It’s that time of year again

Went and got a great cheesesteak the other day but I can’t stop thinking about this

bluedog

I may be the dumbest sack of shit in America. Pic unrelated

1. Courage (by a mile) 2. Scoobert 3. Snoopy 4. Droopy 5. Goofy 6. Pluto 7. Astro 8. Clifford 9. Brian 10. The two horny ones who eat all my fucking spaghetti

Today is my two year anniversary AND exam day! Hope y'all studied! www.twitch.tv/awall512

Jubilee? Uh, yeah, you play that shit and I'mma Jubileave

$25 for a three-color portrait illustration (left) $20 for a two-color portrait illustration (right) you provide the photo you want me to draw over no full-body drawings DM me for info thank you!

Sun bathing Ri

Had some orange cinnamon rolls and got a weird ad for boner pills

if they made wonka today it'd be called wokea

My roommate got high and found three pairs of sunglasses on a walk and he brought them home but then it turned out one pair was prescription sunglasses and the other two weren’t even sunglasses so now we have three pairs of random ass glasses that no one can wear

What a little stinker

They had one job

Just went into a Best Buy bathroom and it smelled abhorrent

Tiny dog squad at the park last weekend