Did I move pieces on 'the board' when your head was turned? Certainly. But I did so with good reason. I am a much better player than you, and the only way I might have lost would have been through 'bad luck.' So, obviously, I had a right to win and a right to--to use your distasteful term--'cheat.'

No one ever 'went broke' underestimating the intelligence of 'the Gamer.'

A visit to 'a factory farm slaughterhouse' is not part of my dream vacation. But I recognize that tastes differ.

If a 'cow' were to try to 'fly like a cloud,' it would never be 'completely successful.'

When it comes to 'Bill Clinton's penis,' I confess I am only 'moderately interested.'

As Citan Uzuki, I have always been focused on my 'top priority': Citan Uzuki.

You find ‘Jar Jar’ a ‘racist caricature’? You clearly know nothing of Lucas’s antifascist bonafides. Just as ‘Star Wars ’77’ was a trenchant critique of the tet Offensive, ‘The Phantom Menace,’ through ‘Jar Jar Binks,’ invites young viewers to sympathize with the plight of the nông dân of Indochina.

The 'O.J. Simpson trial,' in my opinion, had a lot to do with 'race' and 'celebrity' in 'America.'

A fan once saw me at a grocery store and said it was cool to meet me in person but they didn't want to 'bother me.' I said, "Like you're doing now?" All they could say was "Huh?" and I kept cutting them off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing my hand shut in front of their face. Then, I chuckled.

'My band' is 'very tight' and getting 'pretty energetic.' The 'new songs' are in 'that' vein of pop (think 'Elvis Costello/Wilco/Elliot Smith/George Harrison/Elephant 6/Apples in Stereo/Flaming Lips/Suede/Radiohead').

'Xenogears' is really, really 'fantastic' (totally 'awful,' mind you, but also 'fantastic').

Are you a 'perfect modern gentleman'? Not if you 'burp' in 'public' or 'wear clothes' at 'the gym.'

My 'personal brand' is being 'too cool' to be alarmed by the 'murder of civilians' and the 'undoing of civil rights' and the 'end of the rule of law' because I always knew 'everything sucked' (which is the only thing you ever need to think or believe (this makes me a good person)).

I am a 'big fan' of 'meaningless, repetitive behavior.' And what's more 'meaningless' than 'jacking it'?

I have a challenge for 'Sonic Team': create a 'storyline' in which 'Sonic' becomes 'a paraplegic.' Imagine the drama of a vulnerable 'Sonic the Hedgehog' still, through sheer force of will, running at the speed of sound despite his handicap. I guarantee the world will be shocked, stunned, and moved.

Let me say on behalf of the world’s ‘cool people’ that all you ‘normies’ truly ‘suck.’ There is nothing remotely ‘charming’ or ‘rocking’ about you ‘dorky minivan types’ and your ‘beer’ and ‘barbecue.’ Here’s hoping the next ’t-bone’ you eat leaves you choking on your own excess. 'Die!’ 'Die!’ 'Die!’

You seem to misunderstand. My statement was NOT a ‘confession.’ It was nothing more than a purely ‘hypothetical’ ‘play-by-play’ of how I MIGHT have ‘committed murder,’ if I had ‘committed murder,’ which I did not. If I had (and, to be crystal clear, I did not), I would have done it as I described.

A peculiar vanity in 'certain kinds of young men' causes them to 'drive around alone' late on rainy nights - such a man actually chooses to drive when it rains because it is appropriately 'evocative' for his inner emotional geography - listening to the strains of 'Aerith [sic]'s Theme' and 'crying.'

'Xenogears' invalidates not only your 'argument,' but your 'soul.'

This 'deceased equine' may be 'overflagellated,' but 'Xenogears' is 'quite good.'

Sure, it's 'healthy' to 'deny thy father' while young and find your own way through 'the maze of art and life.' But remember, when you have given up, sad and defeated, sit back on the couch and play some '90s PlayStation titles' by 'Square Soft, Inc.' Because they're better than 'the shit you like.'

'Xenogears' may be 'like 60 hours long,' but it 'packs' more 'genius' into 'every second' than 'Albert Einstein' managed in 'his entire life.'

Who wrote ‘Highway Patrolman’ by ‘Bruce Springsteen’? I’m glad you asked. ‘Highway Patrolman’ by ‘Bruce Springsteen’ was written by ‘Bruce Springsteen.’

Face it: you're surrounded by people who like 'Xenogears.' They're everywhere. they're in 'your home,' at 'your work,' serving you 'your morning coffee,' checking 'your gas meter,' giving you 'an eye exam.' Everywhere. So my advice is to give in to 'Xenogears.' Give in, and they'll stop pitying you.

Fei, when I ‘texted’ you that ‘GIF’ of ‘Wesley Snipes’ ‘weeping’ while shooting his ‘friend’ in the movie ‘New Jack City,’ I was not ‘making a joke.’ I was simply explaining ‘what I plan to do’ (except for ‘the weeping part’).

'Mrs Butterworth,' by the way, is an 'American syrup brand.'

You have 'a band'? Cute. 'Music' is a fine 'hobby' for kids and teenagers but should be outgrown by early adulthood.

Would 'Pac-Man' exist without 'Xenogears'? No. Would 'Nintendo Mario' exist without 'Xenogears'? Obviously not.

I remember 'Howard Stern' once had 'a guy' on who claimed it was 'OK' to 'drink your own urine' and he 'did it daily,' so they had the guy 'pee in a cup' and 'drink it' to 'prove it.' It immediately became clear that he was 'not very used to drinking his own urine.'

I care not one whit for 'tchotchkes,' 'knick-knacks,' 'trinkets' or 'bric-à-brac.' I realize of course that you, with your '900,000' 'Funko Pops' and 'three' 'brain cells' are 'different.' I respect 'differences.' Not this particular 'difference,' but 'in general.'

'Bubsy' is one of the best 'action games' ever created.

I 'follow' a number of 'sexual workers.'

I'm an exceptionally lucky man in that I've never heard a note of Taylor Swift's 'music.' You could sit her on my lap and I wouldn't recognize her. I'm quite satisfied in having dodged that one. It's like a truck drove by spraying shit all over the neighborhood and I happened to be under an awning.

I used to just 'log in' to 'chat rooms' in 'the 90s' and type 'XENOGEARS' 'over and over' until I got 'banned.'

I don't have any 'fucking' idea what "SoundCloud" is, to be perfectly honest with you.

I once 'punched' my 'younger brother' so hard in the chest that he vomited up 'that morning's breakfast' (cornflakes, mainly). It wasn't technically the 'Heimlich maneuver,' as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to 'save' his life -- quite the opposite, in fact.

I don't usually go for 'blondes,' but 'Sophitia' definitely pegs my 'MILFage meter,' and by the looks of it, she's 'lactating' as well.

we at Quality Tifa Content despise game magazines almost as much as we despise Gamers (and it goes without saying (but we'll say it anyway) that we really, really despise Gamers), but we at Quality Tifa Content also grudgingly recognize that even a broken clock is, unfortunately, right twice a day.

Back in 'the day,' I played 'Xenogears' the way '13 year olds' 'masturbate' (while looking at 'old issues' of 'Cosmo' from 'my mom's collection').

'Frankness' compels me to admit that 'the sex instinct' is perhaps my most dominating 'compulsion.'

although tifa is famously reluctant to license her iconic appearance, she did make an exception for hanna-barbera's ANTIFA GIRLFRIEND. "i have always been fascinated by social insects," she explained. "unfortunately, the show didn't capture the subtleties of myrmecology to the degree I had hoped."

You do not play 'Xenogears' to 'have fun.' You play 'Xenogears' to 'PRAY' at 'THE CHURCH OF YOUR SOUL.'

I love to use 'the F-word' ('fuck'). Many of you are too uptight to understand that. You think you're so 'hip,' that you're not like 'your parents,' that you're 'open-minded' and 'accepting.' But you work for 'the man,' and you don't say 'fuck' ('the F-word').

Life without 'Xenogears' isn't living at all. That's the thing about life: it has to be lived, and 'the kids' understand this, and they're out there living 'it' (life), but you? You aren't living. And me, am I living? Of course I am. I'm living life. And so are 'the kids.' Why? Because that's life.

Oh, I’ve been to 'Costco' a 'number' of times. It’s not like I’m completely inexperienced.

'Anime babes'? Not too long ago I dreamed I 'had sex with' a 'dead one' ('Aerith' [sic]). She was 'alive' in the dream though.

I'm trying to think of a way to describe how 'shitty' 'Kingdom Hearts' is but I'm having trouble. Essentially, however, it is not unlike 'shit' dipped in 'shit' and then put on top of 'shit' to melt into a pool of 'shit' that is then poured over your head while you are neck deep in 'a pile of shit.'

Simply put, my 'perspective' regarding the ' flat Earth is that I'm not in the cult that thinks we're on some spinning, flying 'space ball.' Now, as for what Earth actually 'is' and 'all that,' and to what 'depths' it goes, that's all yet to be discovered and people are working on 'those things.'

'The Adventures of MC Skat Kat' stands as the 'least essential album' ever recorded by a 'sassy animated cartoon feline,' surpassing even Garfield's 1991 release 'Am I Cool or What?'

How often do I listen to that ‘absolute banger’ of a song “Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict”? Not as often as you might assume. I am not particularly ‘susceptible’ to ‘songs.’