Citan Uzuki
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Humble country doctor. Let us just say that I know a little more about the world than most do.
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about 2 hours ago
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As someone who has played âSlay the Spireâ for âapproximately 15,000 hours,â I think âthe sequelâ is âpretty easy.â
1 day ago
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What, pray tell, is all this I keep hearing about 'floopy disks' and 'rams' and 'memories' and 'such and so on'? Frankly, it is enough to drive a 'reasonable business computerist' 'straight to distraction.'
2 days ago
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I still remember '12/31/1999.' My 'relatives' were 'into' 'the millennium.' I didn't 'give a fuck.' I just 'played' 'Final Fantasy VIII.'
3 days ago
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God, I am such a 'fucking good writer.'
4 days ago
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'Xenogears' is an 'MBA course on leadership' masquerading as a 'game.'
5 days ago
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The âbiggest lieâ of âthe 90sâ was that âwavetableâ was somehow âbetterâ than âFM synthesis.â Case in point: the âMac versionâ of the âSimAnt soundtrack.â âŠWhat? That was âwavetableâ? No it wasnât. What? It was? Well, even if it was, âmy pointâ âstill stands,â âfuckface.â
6 days ago
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If you likedâSlay the Spire,â youâre also âgonna enjoyâ âSlay the Spire II,â because it is âthe same game, again,â and thatâs what âyou love,â isnât it, âpigâ?
7 days ago
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I am a very 'sick, twisted person.' Factor in a few 'Mountain Dews,' a 'Peer-to-Peer connection,' and 'boredom,' and you get 'the funniest combination imaginable.' You see, I was 'on KaZaA' yesterday evening and decided it would be funny to change 'XENOGEARS.ISO' to 'LESBIANSEX.EXE.' 50+ downloads!
8 days ago
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'Publicly defending pedophilia' arguably isn't 'right.'
9 days ago
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What? You are âhaving a childâ? And you expect me to âcongratulateâ you? Why would I do such a thing? It appears that âthe problem of natalismâ is âeven worse than I thought.â
10 days ago
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I know what 'it's like' to 'commit war crimes,' and that's why I think it's 'worth' 'some empathy' to the 'Department of War.'
11 days ago
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I hope to be known as a âgreat videogame characterâ someday, rather than just a âsex symbol.â
12 days ago
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I had over 1,000,000,000,000,000 'pogs' at the height of the 'pog craze,' and remain a member of the 'World Pog Federation' to this day, so do NOT suppose I am some neophyte.
13 days ago
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To me, âUSAâ is more like âUSO.â Becauseâ AMERICAâ is âLIESâ (âUSOâ is âthe Japanese wordâ for âlie,â so this is something of an amusing âplay on wordsâ (âUSAâ -> âUSOâ)).
14 days ago
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'Some' ask why 'rare goods' (such as, for example, 'old ThinkPads') are so 'cheap' in 'Japan.' The answer should be obvious: 'Japanese people' don't see 'the value' of 'used items.'
15 days ago
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Yes, that's right, 'Xenogears' is available on 'Windows' (including a portable version), 'macOS,' 'Linux,' 'iOS,' 'Android' and 'THE FREAKING COMMAND LINE.'
16 days ago
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Doubtless some of you are affronted by my modest consumption of human flesh. You think that humans are âfruits of the poisoned treeâ and must be âeschewedâ because they are âsaturedâ with âOriginal Sin.â I think this is âa very bad take.â
17 days ago
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Do not ask me to call you a âgood girlâ âin bed.â Any âmoral judgmentsâ I make about you are âexternalâ and thus âirrelevant in this context.â It is only through âinterrogation of her own actionsâ and âreflection upon âtheir motivationsâ that âa girlâ can ascertain for herself whether she is âgood.â
18 days ago
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'Cognitive training' using 'Xenogears' has the potential to 'decrease' 'subjective well-being' and 'motivation' and to lead to 'worsening' of 'visuospatial memory function' in 'major depressive disorder.'
19 days ago
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I âshipâ* more âsubstantive writingâ than âprobably 96% of people on the planet.â * by âpostingâ (every âBlue Sky Dot Comâ âpostâ is âa deliverableâ)
20 days ago
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I am so 'mentally healthy' it's frankly 'terrifying.'
21 days ago
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Well, it appears that due to Patreon's 'terms of use,' I'll need to make a 'quick scene' with 'Pyra' where she'll 'introduce herself and express her consent' at the beginning of 'every WIP preview.'
22 days ago
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'Overwatch' has had a smaller impact on me than most people 'probably realize.'
23 days ago
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Your claim that giraffes are 'not kosher' is at odds with my interpretation not only of 'giraffe anatomy and behavior' but of 'Talmudic law.'
24 days ago
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âXenogearsâ is 'difficult' to describe and 'almost impossible' to enjoy.
25 days ago
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You Only Need One Ingredient and Thirty Minutes to Make This Delicious "Thirty-Minute Human Flesh."
26 days ago
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I don't 'get' 'headaches.' I 'give' them.
27 days ago
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My 'Blue Sky Dot Com' 'timeline' is often held up as 'an example' of what a 'social media' 'timeline' can 'look like': a 'secret orchard' of 'fruitful inquiry.'
28 days ago
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Thereâs âan idea,â when âyouâreâ in âthe insular worldâ of âliterary Brooklyn,â that the people who work in âA.I.â are, perhaps, âdipshits.â And itâs âlike,â âyes.â âThey are.â
29 days ago
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Have you 'read' 'Heidegger's work'? Certainly not.
30 days ago
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Trust me, I 'think about' 'things' in much more sophisticated ways than 'you' tend to.
about 1 month ago
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What? The 'Super' what? No, I didn't know there was a 'Super Bowl.' My dear friend, you are asking the wrong person. I never heard of a 'Super Bowl.' It was yesterday, you say? And you watched it? Well, while you were watching this 'Super Bowl,' I was reading de Tocqueville's "Democracy in America."
about 1 month ago
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Some of the 'most complex women in fiction' are 'characters in JRPGs.'
about 1 month ago
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The 'invention' of 'anime babes' is probably second only to the 'invention' of 'fire' in 'importance to humanity.'
about 1 month ago
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Any âonline communityâ is âat leastâ â50%â âperverts.â
about 1 month ago
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'Doctors' do not usually 'carry weapons,' you say? Well, certainly. That is true. But what is your point? Do I 'look like' I 'give a shit' about the 'Geneva Convention'?
about 1 month ago
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. . . Yes? I do talk 'a lot' about 'the potential' in 'Quantum Mechanics,' which I 'have read a little about' and therefore 'understand' (not the 'math part,' obviously). Since when is that 'mystical'?
about 1 month ago
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Let me tell you what 'punk' 'is.' 'Punk' is all about fighting 'conformity, fascism, oppression, and hatred.' And no 'large company' embodies 'punk' more than 'UnitedHealth Group Incorporated.'
about 1 month ago
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Nothing I 'do' is 'incorrect.'
about 1 month ago
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Did you know? In 1998, when 'Bill Gates' learned about 'Xenogears,' he began to push for its inclusion as a 'feature' of 'Microsoft Word.' Sadly, however, his legal team convinced him that the circumstances of the federal government's antitrust case would make 'the integration of Xenogears' unwise.
about 1 month ago
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The 'purity' of 'my misanthropy' is, I assure you, 'unsurpassed.'
about 1 month ago
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In many ways, itâs hard to believe that âClair Obscur: Expedition 33â is ânine months old.â This game feels like a âcurious time capsule,â a âslice of game designâ that has become âfar less commonâ since its release. It all just feels âa touch olderâ than it is, âquiteâ âagedâ âin places.â
about 1 month ago
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If there's one thing I remember about the 'meth users' at 'my high school,' it's that they had a 'fierce' love of 'Xenogears.'
about 1 month ago
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I Walked In On My Colleague Doing Something Vulgar (âJacking Itâ) to a Piece of Art (âGood Smile Xenoblade Chronicles 2: Pyra 1:7 Scale PVC Figureâ). I Could End Him, but Iâm Not So Sure I Should, but I Will.
about 1 month ago
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Anyone heard of 'Gmail'? Apparently, it's an 'email service.'
about 1 month ago
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âNintendoâ actually recommends that âcouchbound playersâ âslideâ the âJoy-Conâs narrow edgeâ across âthe top of the thigh areaâ of âtheir pants.â I was âpleasantly surprisedâ at how quickly I was able to âattain orgasmâ using âthis method.â
about 2 months ago
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When âJ. Robert Oppenheimerâ witnessed the Trinity test, he thought of âthe Bhagavad Gita.â When I witnessed âChatGPTâ say âThatâs a great question. Youâre not just using a productâyouâre investigating a new sentient lifeformâ after I asked if itâs conscious, I thought of âJ. Robert Oppenheimer.â
about 2 months ago
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I am 'so grateful' to Microsoft for giving us one of the most 'iconic characters' in 'computing history' ('Saeko Sensei' from the 'Office XP Multilingual Pack').
about 2 months ago
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I personally 'can't wait' for 'a computer on my face' to 'record' 'everything I do,' 'all the time.' Pretty soon I won't even need 'biological memory'!
about 2 months ago
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