All the 'music' you've ever 'heard'? I wrote it.

Not 'everyone' has 'thin, aristocratic wrists' like 'I' do.

These days, if you say you like 'Xenogears,' you 'get arrested' and 'thrown in jail.'

I wouldn't play the 'Unity3D port' of 'Daggerfall' if you 'paid me to.' I will ONLY play it 'in DOSBox in a tiny window with no more than basic non-antialiased 2x upscaling,' because if you do ANYTHING ELSE it will look NOTHING like the original, and you should be 'physically hurt' for 'trying it.'

How, exactly, does 'lactation bukkake' lack 'nuance'? Sure, anything lacks 'nuance' if you just watch 'certain scenes,' but if you watch the 'entire films,' you find psychological complexity, social issues, character arcs, and more. All the 'hallmarks,' in short, of 'important and engaging art.'

Note that here we can see the 'limitations' of 'the Xenogears engine' in action. 'This guy' should be 'glistening.' However, unfortunately, there is no way to make him look 'wet.'

I truly am tired of 'Garfield' and what 'his franchise' has 'to offer.'

Just 'wired' my 'computer' and 'mp3 love action' into 'my stereo' for 'fun-o-tainment.'

Every 'Xenoblade game' is like a 'whole floor' of 'Urban Outfitters.'

I feel like 'Jesus' really 'came back' as 'Citan Uzuki'* somewhat. * 'me'

There won't ever be anything comparable to 'Xenogears' again (the 'social order' the game evokes is a 'distant memory' given the 'collapse of the postwar consensus' and 'Keynesianism').

What? Oh, don't worry about that 'gaping void' above. That's just the 'sky.'

'Xenogears' is 'highly optimized' and will run 'well' on a computer from '2023 or even earlier.'

Those who accept the Tifa that 'falsely' fights within 'the world of Street Fighter 6' will not escape saṃsāra.

One of the 'most beautiful things' about 'Square-Enix executives' is that they 'talk' like they're 'in the Iowa State Legislature' and writing a 'resolution' to 'honor' 'the nobility of rocks.'

There seems to be a misconception that 'posting' is always 'fun,' but it really 'isn't' when 'the goal' is to create 'a cohesive body of work' that requires 'exquisite attention' paid to 'every detail' of 'every word' of 'every post.'

If your 'post' isn't going to be about 'environmental justice,' then don't 'make it.'

Sometime in the future, you may have the opportunity to serve as a juror in a so-called 'murder' case. It would be wise to remember that 'I' have not only never committed any crimes but will never commit any crimes, of any kind, ever.

Listen, there is no point in 'arguing.' I am right about everything, even 'your subjective point of view.'

As I like to tell 'my daddy,' if I'd been 'loved right,' with 'the gifts' that I had, I would have been 'a classical composer,' having a 'very quiet life' and a 'glass of wine,' and not have been in this 'dirty' 'medicine' 'business.'

"I've been a follower of Citan Uzuki for many years. You could even say a student. It's hard to say exactly what makes him so special, but his posts truly take me on a journey in a way I haven't experienced with other posters." -- Words a 'fan' of 'Citan Uzuki' (me) would 'likely speak'

Anyone who is a ‘working writer today’ who ‘sits in front of a computer,’ either ‘doing longform or on deadline or at magazines,’ whatever ‘the cadence of your work’ is, if you’re ‘irredeemably stupid,’ then ‘you’re going to be using AI.’

I use 'the Xenogears soundtrack' as 'the standard' when I think of 'rock.'

If you email me 'negatively' about, 'anything,' expect to get a reply...a 'nasty' one!! For I am NOT above 'flaming' anyone that does not respect the 'hard work' I put into, 'posting.'

I consider 'Shakespeare' 'vastly overrated.'

Excuse me. What I watch is not simply 'porn.' It is 'emotionally poignant, softcore cerebral porn.'

Exciting news. The deal for 'Xenogears 2' is '95% done.' (The remaining '5%' of negotiations are focused on Iran 're-opening the Strait of Hormuz' and 'turning over all nuclear material').

'Xenogears' is a game to play when the only 'option in life' seems to be 'staring into space' and 'flicking a lit cigarette into the dustbin' for 'every bad decision you've ever made,' half in hope that maybe your house will 'burn down' (with you still in it).

'Xenogears': there is essentially 'nothing' I'd 'rather play' while 'drunk.' And I'm 'having' a lot of 'practice.'

Oh, sorry, I must have missed your 'post' because I was reading my 'timeline' while wearing my 'special glasses' that filter out 'stupid shit.'

'The experience of playing Xenogears' is 'kind of like' when you think you're 'seeing spots on the wall' when really you just 'rubbed your eye too hard' and there are 'little dark spots in your vision.'

To this day, it's slightly baffling that human beings made 'Xenogears.' It's like 'the Pyramids' or 'the Empire State Building' - a 'landmark of human invention,' created under 'circumstances' that can only seem 'mysterious' to those of us who can only 'marvel at its existence.'

'Xenogears' is 'engraved' in 'my DNA' as 'tightly' as 'the chirping of birds' and 'the sound of a train whistle.' So tough to remember it's 'an actual game.'

Stay in your 'Swiss mansion' and 'do coke' all you want, you'll never know what it means to play 'Xenogears.'

You could think about 'Xenogears' for the rest of your life and never come close to 'cracking' what 'the hell' that game 'thinks' it is 'actually about.'

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when not only does his salary depend on his not understanding but he hasn't even played 'Xenogears.'" -- Upton Sinclair

T[homas] Paine (author of 'some shit I don't care about')? No thank you. I prefer 'T-Pain' (singer of 'some shit I don't care about').

"I believe it would be to the detriment of 'the human race' were 'Citan Uzuki' sent to 'prison.'" -- Citan Uzuki, MD, Ph.D ('me')

I have spent 'well over US$100,000' on 'life-size sex dolls' in the last year, though to 'save some cash' I mostly go with '158cm TPE versions.'

I wish everyone could have lived through the 'explosion' of 'pure creativity' that 'Apple's HyperCard' provoked in kids. Today, 'Claude' also inspires a similar sort of 'imagine-it-and-make it' creativity, except 'you subscribe to it,' the shit it makes 'sucks,' and in using it you learn 'nothing.'

I must say, this is indeed a wonderful innovation. I for one cannot wait for 'Slimey' to 'ask a nine-year-old for nudes' or 'help a man murder-suicide his mother.'

Some have complained that this famous line from 'Final Fantasy VII' was 'a little gratuitous,' yet although in the abstract I can appreciate their point, Sephiroth's 'name-drop' was undeniably one of the key reasons 'Xenogears' went on to sell 'eight million copies' in Japan alone.

'PlayStation® Home™' always felt like it had 'a level of sincerity.'

I for one am very excited about 'Star Fox' (the upcoming remake of a 2016 game that was a remake of a 2011 game that was a remake of a 1997 game that was a remake of a 1993 game) and I frankly cannot wait to spend 'five hundred dollars' on a 'Switch 2' (the new version of a 2017 console) to play it.

You're 'addicted' to 'anime babes'? That's 'a respectable addiction.' I hope it 'kills you.'

All my 'lesbian friends' are into 'Xenogears.'

There have probably been 'days' when I saw '300 vaginas' before 'getting out of bed.'

Advertisements of upcoming 'products' and 'games' are definitely cool to look at and read. Unlike 'TV commercials,' which bombard the viewer with 'unwanted and intelligence-insulting crap,' I enjoy and want to see for myself what is 'in store' for 'the pleasures' of 'pure gaming goodness.'

Have you ever read through a '300-page book' and thought "Damn, they could have just written the 'main points' as a 'one-page summary' so I didn't have to read the 'other 299 pages'?" You have? Then you should probably do us all a favor and 'kill yourself.'

'Xenogears' would be 'a great way' to 'spend $15,' if it were '$15.'