Buying '500 videogames' every month (as I do) is 'expensive as hell.' You won't buy '500 videogames' every month (as I do) if you are one of those 'plebeians' who have to think, even for a moment, about where 'money' comes from.

"'To be, or not to be? That is the question.' -- William Shakespeare' -- Citan Uzuki"

Let me be very clear. I am not saying 'Xenogears' 'will cure your cancer.' That would obviously be 'malpractice.' What I AM saying is simply that, as a doctor, I have interestingly observed a higher 'five-year survival rate' among 'Xenogears players' for most 'malignancies' than in 'non-players.'

'Xenogears' is better than 'at least ninety percent of boba tea flavors.'

Too many so-called 'great works of art,' from the Sistine Chapel to Bach's Masses, were inspired by the Christ myth and therefore, despite their beauty, come from a place of anti-intellectualism and refusal to confront empirical reality. The only pure, untainted art form left is the 'Japanese RPG.'

My 'interaction' with 'music' goes WELL beyond 'simple,' 'academic' 'analysis of sound.'

'Meth'? No. I stick with 'the classics.'

When I picked up ‘my dong’ to safeguard ‘the human race’* ‘two decades ago,’ I also took on ‘the role’ of protecting ‘it’ (‘my dong’) from ‘things’ I regard as ‘bad’ (‘boner-killers’**). * by ‘impregnating’ ‘ladies’ ** for example: ‘Aerith’ [sic]

Will I be 'happy' if 'they' put 'Tifa' in 'Street Fighter 6'? Certainly. But I will be 'even happier' if they also 'remove' 'every other character' (at the very least, '100% Tifa Mode' could be 'an optional setting').

The world of 'Japanese Star Trek fandom' is not as readily visible as, say, 'goth loli.'

Men do not have 'paternal instincts' in the way that women have 'maternal instincts.' They are not 'nurturers.' They do not 'gush' over 'cute kids' in public. Any 'man' who claims to care about 'children' is almost certainly a 'predator.'

If 'Sonic Spinball' was ELDEN RING and 'Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine' was SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE, then 'Sonic 3D Blast' was NIGHTREIGN.

'Ellie Lockhart' ('Blue Sky Dot Com' user who, just now, posted 'perhaps the single most insane thing I have ever seen')? No thank you. I prefer 'Tifa Lockhart' (character featured in the '1997 videogame' 'Final Fantasy VII' who I have always liked 'a normal amount').

How can one be more ethical than to try to make ‘children’ ‘cry’ on ‘the internet’? You, sir, are ‘way’ ‘off base.’

'Miami' is a great city for 'intellectuals' who are also 'cocaine-guzzling degenerates.'

At the Egyptian city of Naucratis there was a famous old god whose name was Citan Uzuki, the babe who is called 'Tifa' is sacred to him, and he was the inventor of many arts such as arithmetic and calculation and geometry and astronomy and draughts and dice, but his great discovery was 'jacking it.'

You don't like 'the Pope' because he's 'soft on crime.' I don't like 'the Pope' because he's 'never played Xenogears.' We are not the same.

'Taxes'? What 'the fuck' are 'taxes'?

'LinkedIn Citan Uzuki' 'be like': "Our 'AI bill' just 'hit' '$100,000,000' in 'a single month.' I've never been more 'proud' of 'an invoice' in 'my life.' Here's 'why': I am 'dumb as fuck.'"

It's 'quite remarkable,' when you 'think about it,' that 2010, the year 'Xenogears' was released, was almost 'a half decade ago.'

If the 'Xenogears' soundtrack were a 'film score,' it would 'repeatedly and continually' be voted 'the best film score in history' by both 'critics' and 'the general public,' and would be considered 'the most respected and impressive music of all time.'

I haven't 'bought a bar of soap' in '20 years.' I just 'steal them' from 'hotels.'

I believe in 'humanity.'* * I vet all supposed 'humans' against specific criteria (known only to me) before deciding whether they count as true' 'humans.'

I've made these 'massive' 'scientific discoveries.' I think I 'did' the most important 'piece of scientific discovery' in, I don't know, 'many decades.'

The 'discourse' around 'Al' companies not making 'good' 'products' is hilarious. Like by any metric the 'product' is 'incredible.' The level of 'cope' some people 'have' boggles 'my mind.' What are you 'gaining' by being so 'delusional'?

If 'Xenogears' had come out on the 'Commodore 64,' it would have been 'the greatest thing the Commodore 64 had ever seen.'

The best time to play ‘Xenogears’ was 28 years ago. The second-best time to play it was 27 years ago. The third-best time was 26 years ago. The fourth and fifth-best times were, respectively, 25 and 24 years ago. In truth, ‘now’ is the absolute least-best time imaginable to play ‘Xenogears.’

I 'fought' 'my dong'* and 'my dong' 'won.'** * i.e., I 'jacked it'*** ** i.e., I 'got off'**** *** i.e., I 'masturbated' **** i.e., I 'ejaculated'

'Xenogears' will never die. But you will.

'Xenogears' 'holds true' to 'the Bible' and 'Christian values.'

If you are reading this and thinking, "this is outrageously implausible, it can't be true" - 'well' done! Today is indeed 'April the 1st'! But sadly, I 'really am' Citan Uzuki, character from the 1998 PlayStation classic 'Xenogears.'

My 'body' is 'a machine' that turns 'undigested human flesh' into 'digested human flesh.'

It is, to be quite frank, ‘sad’ how ‘clueless’ you are. I do not know whether to ‘help you’ or ‘beat you senseless.’

To me, ‘J. R. R. Tolkien’ is ‘more like’ ‘J. R. R. Tokin’,’ because he ‘must have been’ ‘tokin’’ ‘that weed’ to ‘come up with’ those ‘little people with hairy feet.’

You may find some of ‘my posts’ upsetting. This is ‘only natural.’ Some of ‘my posts,’ after all, require ‘intelligence’ to understand. That’s what makes them ‘complicated and useful thoughts.’ If you are ‘too stupid’ to comprehend them, that is not ‘your fault’ (although actually it kind of ‘is’).

Why does 'Wikipedia' still exist? Didn't 'Xenoblade Chronicles 2' make it 'obsolete'?

You ignorant 'fucking' barbarian. There is NOTHING wrong with my 'linen shirts.' I will have you know that 'bleached' linen, 'starched and dressed,' possesses an utterly UNEQUALLED 'purity, gloss and smoothness' that makes it ALONE the suitable material for 'shirt-fronts, collars and wrist-bands.'

"The true 'university' 'these days' is 'a copy of Xenogears.'" -- Citan Uzuki ('me')

The question of 'who would win in a fight,' one 'Citan Uzuki-sized Citan Uzuki' or three 'smaller Citan Uzukis, each one-third the size of Citan Uzuki' has long been a vexing one.

Consider this: ‘Xenogears’ contains every significant idea that anyone has ever pondered since the written word began. It is the best source I can think of to familiarize oneself with the ‘great thinking on every topic’ fundamental to ‘the development of our civilization.’

I do not read any 'newspapers,' 'magazines,' 'journals' or 'internet posts.' I do not wish to be 'influenced' by 'contemporary events' or the 'ideas of my inferiors.'

Not that I wouldn't rather 'make love,' but 'posting' has become 'a habit.'

You fool. You imbecile. You are ‘completely wrong.’ As I have explained very carefully, ‘DLSS 5’ is NOT ‘generative AI.’ It is VERY DIFFERENT from ‘generative AI’: it is ‘content-control generative AI.’ That’s why we call it ‘neural rendering.’ I’m not sure why this is so hard for you to understand.

'Xenogears' serves as an excellent outline of human knowledge for aspiring polymaths (most 'major subjects' are 'covered').

In my opinion, 'Windows 98' was much more entertaining than 'Windows 95.'

Do I what? Do I 'read' 'the cards'? Are you stupid? A true 'Slay the Spire' 'player' does not 'fucking 'read.' He learns what 'the cards' 'do' by 'trial' and 'error' and 'instinct.'

Last year was the 80th anniversary of the atomic bombings on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Tens of thousands of survivors still live among us today. Known as 'Hibakusha,' these individuals carry the physical and mental scars of an unfathomable tragedy. In his own world, Leon S. Kennedy is a survivor too.

When I was 'a teenager,' among my 'social circle' there was a practice called 'tea-bagging' where 'a guy' would place 'his testicles' on 'the head' of 'a friend' who was 'sitting or lying down.' This happened to me 'approximately 100,000 times.'

Wearing 'wireless earbuds' tells me you 'don't own any land.'

Think of your 'dipshit story' as a 'book' you 'haven't read yet' (I realize of course that, for you, that describes 'almost all books,' since you 'do not read').