Were I female, I would routinely be praised as one of the ‘strongest’ and ‘sexiest’ ‘female characters’ in videogames.

I took issue with more than one of your 'points' regarding 'Kate Bush,' I assure you, but I was loathe to declare 'all-out war' here. Suffice to say, however, that much as I love Kate-さま, I will never understand the ('bad,' 'wrong,' and also 'stupid') way in which you view her.

Where do writers get their ideas? It varies for everyone, but mine mostly come from 'masturbation.' I don't mean that as a metaphor, by the way. I mean 'jacking it.'

To be fair, 'large language models' probably do seem 'intelligent' if you are 'extremely stupid.'

"'Roundup weed killer' kills 'anything alive.' Even 'you.'" -- Citan Uzuki, MD Ph.D ('me') on 'Roundup weed killer'

Frankly, your letter would have looked 'much better' in 'Courier' than 'Courier New' (or, even better, the best version of 'Courier' 'ever made,' 'Courier Prime' ('Courier New' looks like it should be called 'Courier Thin,' but there's no good reason for there to exist a thin variant of 'Courier')).

Good News: You Probably Don't Have a Spoon's Worth of Plastic in Your Brain After All, Unless You're a 'Gamer,' in Which Case You Likely Have Much, Much More Than a Spoon's Worth of Plastic in There

'The content' of 'my posts' inspires so much 'emotion' in some readers that they 'literally can't understand it.'

We’ve been calling it ‘Xenogears.’ But there’s a sukoshi thing: that’s just not tadashii. 'Xenogears’ isn’t the kotoba. No, the honto kotoba is one with a role unique to Nipponese gengo. No eigo no kotoba could possibly suru it seigi. So from ima on, wareware tsukau the honto no kotoba: ‘Zenogias.’

'A lady' approached Faraday after one of his 'electromagnetism' lectures at the Royal Institute. "Professor," she said, "even if this effect was obtained, of what use is it?" "Madam," Faraday replied, "of what use is an anime babe?" "Why, for jacking it," the lady said. "Exactly," said Faraday.

You actually don't need to use 'a match' to light a 'lightbulb.' There is usually a 'switch.'

Not many people know this, but 'the 1970s' actually began in 'the late 60s' and extended through 'most of the 80s.'

Sorry, 'dumbfuck,' but 'the 90s ABC sitcom Dinosaurs' was never saccharine kiddie fodder like 'Full House' or whatever 'you' watched. It was a dark satire cloaked in family comedy tropes, taking on the environment, immigration, race, the Gulf War, the Clarence Thomas hearings, and science denialism.

What’s special about ‘Xenogears’ isn’t that it’s ‘medically accurate,' although ‘it is.’

Sadly, I bought 'Xenogears.' Should have 'checked Reddit' first.

No, Fei. Water will not 'freeze' at '27 degrees Fahrenheit.' Water 'freezes' at '32 degrees Fahrenheit.' You do not even understand a simple thing like that? '27 degrees' is not '32 degrees.' So obviously, Fei, if 'the temperature' is '27 degrees Fahrenheit,' any water will still be liquid.

No, my views regarding 'the Swedish Chef' have not changed. If he is supposed to be 'Swedish,' why is he a chef? That 'occupation' is not '(stereo)typically' 'Swedish.' He does not sound 'Swedish,' he does not act 'Swedish,' and there is nothing 'Swedish' about him. He could be 'Norwegian,' though.

You might think ‘the human body’ has ‘many’ holes, but that number shrinks when you stop to consider what ‘counts’ as ‘a hole.’

Fei, the 'Trapper Keeper' is not for 'squares.' Its 'rad design' is for 'cool people' ONLY. That is why I must insist that you hand yours over (I say 'yours,' but it is 'mine' now).

I would like to take this opportunity to 'rhetorically' hand 'my critics' a 'decayed and rotting porcupine' (dipped in 'tar' and 'broken glass') to 'stuff' up their 'nether orifice' (I am referring to their 'asshole') 'sideways.'

I’ve Given Up Human Flesh for a Couple of Days Before Saying Fuck It and Eating a Guy Again Every January for 'the Last Eight Years' . . . and It’s One of My Favorite Traditions

‘Human flesh’ is quite special. It’s good ‘warm.’ It’s good ‘chilled.’ It’s good ‘boiled.’ It’s good ‘fried.’ It’s ‘versatile.’

My 'biggest impact' on 'the internet'? I 'invented' it.

I want to use 'cryptocurrency' to go after violence, educate our children, and really deal with the antisemitism we're seeing globally. As many of you know, l'm a big 'technology' person. And 'cryptocurrency' is another form of 'technology' that has not been used. And I want to utilize it to do so.

Some say my posts are only about 'my life.' But that is only half the truth. They are also about 'your life.'

If you 'like' 'Kingdom Hearts,' then this is probably your 'wakeup call' that you actually don't have 'good taste.' Your 'taste' is just 'not there.' And that's fine. Most people don't have 'good taste.'

If I were to name the 'one person' I 'paid the most attention to' in '2025,' it would have to be Doctor Professor Citan Uzuki, MD, Ph.D. He is 'of the same generation' as I am, and I cannot help but feel 'deep respect' for his 'energy,' 'resolution,' 'talent' and 'personal dignity.' What a 'guy.'

Do I 'ever' 'think' about 'my daughter'? 'My wife' says no. But in fact I think of her often. The main 'thought' that comes to mind is: "What a dull child."

It is with a heavy 心 that I make the following critically important -- and timely -- announcement: I have 'retired' from writing videogames, something I last did seventeen years ago in '2008' (not many people 'know this,' but I was responsible for the 'story mode' in 'Super Smash Bros. Brawl').

Your statement is inaccurate. I do not have 'an iPhone.' YOU have 'an iPhone.' I, in contrast, have 'an iPhone Pro.' These are not the same. The 'iPhone Pro' is unlikely to be a product of which you are aware, but, in brief, it is for 'pros' ('professionals') -- for example, physicians like myself.

'Xenogears' is, in my view, very much like 'Hyundai.' It's 'been around for a while.' It's 'a little offbeat.'

As 'a medical student,' I was 'not unknown' in the 'bars' down by 'the docks' -- 'bars' equipped with 'women of easy virtue' -- where I often 'drank large quantities of sake.'

'Xenogears'? Never heard of it.

It's easy to forget that before Steve Jobs invented 'the computer,' there were no 'computers.'

When asked what ‘sheep’ give ‘humans,’ when I was ‘but a tot,’ I exclaimed: “French fries.”

If you think I did something 'wrong,' you're 'wrong' because I've never done any 'wrong' things, and also, I 'don't specifically remember' anything I've ever done.

I won't claim to be 'a gamer,' but I am aware, broadly, of some of the 'concepts' present in 'Final Fantasy.'

And yes, by the way, I ‘DO’ have a ‘loli' ‘tattoo.’ And no, ‘you’ cannot see it. It is for ‘the ladies’ eyes only.’

I am not ‘judging’ your ‘OS choice,’ but . . . ‘ChromeOS’? What a waste (‘sad face’). At least it’s ‘Linux,’ ‘haha.’ Although I would ‘mod the BIOS’ and ‘install a Linux distro' (‘lol’). ‘Haha.’

‘My nephew’ plays ‘Smash’ a ‘pretty good bit.’ He’s young and impressionable, so I’ve been worried about the influence ‘Pyra and Mythra’ might have on him. I called my sister today to warn her. She was kind of confused when I said the characters were ‘created by a porn artist,' but she ‘thanked me.’

If you have ever 'bought' a 'videogame,' you were 'ripped off.' You could have downloaded it 'for free.'

Yes, I think ‘doing good’ is ‘bad.’ That was ‘the point’ of ‘my post.’ I ‘walk the path’ of ‘darkness and evil.’

I am 'nice,' would NEVER cheat, respect 'the culture of Japan,' and have great passion for what I love (namely, 'anime' and 'JRPGs'). So yes, I am 'a catch.' And someday (in Japan) I will find my real-life 'Tifa' (a girl with 'the body of a pornstar and the personality of a cutesy girl next door').

'Chara' ('dipshit loser' who appears 'at the end' of the classic '2015 Amerigame' entitled 'Undertale')? No thank you. I prefer 'CharA znable' (formerly 'Casval Rem Daikun,' and subsequently - in the classic '1985 Japanimation series' entitled 'Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam' - known as 'Quattro Bajeena').

I am pleased that the '8,760-hour span' of 'continuous automated searches' conducted this year by all '100,000 distributed instances' of 'CitanDong 6.9' has yielded 'measurable results.' Although 'my wife' may disagree, I feel the 'four hundred million dollars in cloud-compute spend' was 'worth it.'

'Anime babes' have 'colonized' 'the West' far more effectively than 'America's' supposed 'Manifest Destiny' ever did.

'Jesus' was born out of a 'virgin mother.' What's more 'virgin' than 'a computer'? If 'Jesus' does return, don't you think his 'mother' could be 'a computer'? And don't you think he and his 'computer mother' would 'have sex'? This is basically what happened in 'Xenogears,' so why not in 'real life'?

One thing I began doing ever since I 'switched back to Gentoo' on 'my computer' is to 'do push-ups' while 'emerge --update --changed-use --deep @world' runs (which I run every 'couple of days'). While for most people the worst day is 'leg day,' for me it’s 'ungoogled-chromium update day.'

Follow 'at sign Doc Citan Uzuki dot blue sky dot social' ('me') for a chance to win 'absolutely nothing.'

'Women' do not get 'hotter' when they join 'the Republican party' -- quite the contrary, in fact. They do, however, get 'hotter' when they 'play Xenogears.'