I will say, there are 'parts of the world' that don't 'eat human flesh.' I mean, there's a rumor, and I don't know if it's so or not, that 'Cuba,' this is the rumor, they don't 'eat human flesh,' because they don't seem to consider that 'normal' or 'good' to do. And they have virtually no 'autism.'

There’s ‘Santa Claus,’ ‘Shakespeare,’ ‘Mickey Mouse,’ ‘the Bible,’ and ‘then’ there’s ‘Xenogears.’

A 'kid' born in '1998' is now '18 years old.' Let 'that' 'sink in.'

'Funko Pops' are NOT 'toys.' They are COLLECTIBLE ART. Children cannot BEGIN to comprehend the value of these products and WILL mishandle them. One 'Stranger Things Target Exclusive Funko' in the hands of a child is forever 'tarnished and devalued for hundreds of thousands of passionate collectors.'

Some 'alien' 'shacks up' with a 'child' and 'keeps it a secret' and 'shows him his magic finger' and it's 'a box office hit.' 'I' do it and everyone 'loses their minds.'

In simple terms, a ‘woman’ literally stores the ‘DNA’ of every single ‘man’ she has ever ‘received or absorbed’ ‘semen’ from. Even if there is no ‘intercourse’ at all, she still absorbs their ‘DNA’ via ‘oral.’ The biology of’ women’ is very different from that of ‘men.’

I know it's a very flippant thing to say, but if Kurt Cobain had played 'Final Fantasy IV,' he'd probably be alive today.

we at Quality Tifa Content cannot, and will not, condone anything involving the dipshit flower girl, and that includes whatever this bullshit movie is.

A beautiful and rare thing to see a 'gamer' concerned about 'literacy'! Strangely, after expressing this touching concern, 'at sign hellion gamer dot blue sky dot social' 'blocked' 'yours truly.' This behavior may seem 'incoherent,' but let us remember: the 'gamer' has limited 'cognitive resources.'

Truly, 'at sign hellion gamer dot blue sky dot social' demonstrates the 'intellect' for which the 'gamer' is known. As we like to say here on 'the internet dot com,' the 'username' . . . 'checks out.'

‘Dune’? I was just ‘crying my eyes out the whole movie.’ The character of ‘Paul’ reminds me so much of ‘me.’ I have ‘gone through’ a lot of ‘really fucked-up shit’ that ‘sort of mirrors’ ‘Paul-type stuff.’

‘Xenosaga: Episode One: Der Wille zur Macht’ is not a ‘human-interest adventure’ in any ‘generally accepted way.’

'Xenogears' is very . . . 'moist.'

Well, yes, it 'tracks' that you, thoughtless and insensitive as you are, consider the 'antics' of 'Miss Piggy' and 'Kermit' to be 'entertainment.' I, however, do not find domestic violence 'funny.'

'They' have 'this thing' called 'Shipping' that moves 'stuff' around 'the world' in large machines called 'vehicles.' 'Shipping' actually existed even back in the '1990s,' which meant it was possible even then to move 'things' between 'Japan' and 'the United States' in less than 'five years.'

VOICE OVER: There must be more to life than 'Xenogears.' Jeffrey: Yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is. Citan Uzuki: No there isn't, you 'fucking' idiot pedophile. There is NOTHING more to life than 'Xenogears.' You sad stupid 'piece of shit.' 'Happy birthday.' I hope you kill yourself.

I went to school with a 'woman' who was not only an 'international supermodel,' but she also had an 'IQ' around '170' ('verified'; she's been 'on podcasts'). She's 'an antivaxxer.'

As the world’s ‘highest IQ record holder,’ today I celebrate completing my ‘1,000th playthrough’ of ‘Xenogears,’ and it reveals that ‘Professor Doctor Citan Uzuki, MD, Ph.D’ (‘me’) is ‘the only eternal hope’ for ‘humanity.’

I find your execution lackluster. Her 'bosoms' should be far more 'brimming'! Let the chest be your canvas! In fact, given that you're a healthy 'female' of 'breeding age,' I'd be glad to teach you 'the ways of the connoisseur' over dinner. Have you ever had dinner with an artist? I didn't think so.

I have a, shall we say, 'ardent' enthusiasm for 'pix' of nubile 'anime babes.'

A note to all of you 'students' out there: whatever you 'pick' in college is what you're forced to 'do' for 'the rest of your life,' so choose wisely because you're stuck with it. There is no 'getting out,' not even for those of you who thought 'Human Sexuality' would be 'a great way to meet girls.'

My personal belief is that 'the Messiah' will arrive, not necessarily from Brooklyn, as some Orthodox Jews believe, but rather from 'outer space.'

As 'an adult,' I consider myself to be very 'strategic' and 'analytical.' I believe I can attribute much of my 'refinement' in this sense to games like 'SimCity' and 'Civilization.'

A 'couple of years ago' I 'realized' that 'Hot Topic' just isn't 'a store for me' anymore.

‘McDonald’s’ didn’t really ‘get behind’ ‘Xenogears’ as much as we ‘expected.’ In particular, their cancellation of the ‘Happy Meal toys’ disappointed us all. Personally, however, I was most upset about the loss of the ‘McHumanFlesh Deluxe,’ for which I was to have been ‘chief taste tester.’

Talk about 'videogames' when you really want to 'go in for the kill' with a girl.

Have you always wanted to play a game with 'too many random encounters' and 'lots of fiddly platforming' and 'tens of thousands of words' of 'awkwardly-written text that scrolls by very slowly'? No? Oh. Well, in that case, you might want to skip 'Xenogears.'

When the first 'Spice Girls' 'song' came out, I have to admit: it was 'catchy.' There was 'something' about 'them' -- 'they' were not that 'hot,' but there was 'something' 'collectively sexy' about 'them' and 'their jiggling boobs.'

'Xenosaga' is a stone-cold documentary about 'lesbians in space.' It is 'The Wire' levels of realism.

'The Japanese,' who used to be just about the 'fiercest people on earth,' have become infatuated with cuddly, adorable cartoon characters.

If there is a single 'piece of media' that inspired what we nebulously refer to as 'internet humor,' it's probably 'Xenogears.'

‘[Video Soundtrack] Solaris -Supernal Paradise- [Xenogears],’ one of the ‘most emotional songs ever written,’ just ‘surpassed’ ‘13K views’ on ‘YouTube.’ ‘About 10K’ are ‘mine.’

‘Xenogears’ is, fundamentally, ‘an erotic piece of art.’

I'm afraid that even with substantial revision this 'article' of yours wouldn't make it onto GamerFuck ContentLife. Our editorial standards are a bit higher than whatever you may be used to. We don't give a damn about your irrelevant personal story and we have a certain dislike for 'Post-modernism.'

Conventional wisdom has long held that New York City simply isn't a 'human flesh town,' but a wave of modern 'human flesherias' have punctured that idea. Professor Doctor Citan Uzuki ('me') recommends a few 'truly spectacular' 'human flesh spots.'

"I would be lost without 'restaurant.' I would like to personally thank you for your outstanding 'product.'" CITAN UZUKI CEO, Apple

‘Caged Heat 3000’ is not all that substantial a STORY by any means, but it is a great FILM, carried by the gorgeous ‘visuals’ and ‘soundtrack,’ the ‘tight’ ‘aesthetic theming,’ and the superb ‘cinematography.’

'Pokémon Red' and 'Pokémon Blue' were differentiated mainly by their support for Windows 3.1. Although 'Pokémon Red' lacked the ability to run most Windows 3.1 application software, 'Pokémon Blue' came with a 'full version' of Windows 3.1 preinstalled (as a 'virtual machine' on 'Bill [Gates]'s PC').

I've noticed that many of my readers miss 'one key point or another' of my 'posts,' and thus don't fully appreciate my genius.

A 'little joke,' one assumes. After all, to believe this one would not only need to have 'never read a book' but to also have 'profound cognitive impairment' (likely in the context of a 'massive traumatic brain injury').

'Xenogears' is 'good,' but it's 'even better' if you've 'never read a book.'

'BREAKING': as part of a 'corporate spinoff' from 'Comcast,' 'MSNBC' is changing its name to 'Xenogears.'

I 'have' more than 'two hours' 'in' 'Xenogears.'

I guess I’m ‘just built different’ but before ‘middle school’ I ran both ‘Linux’ and a ‘BSD 4.2-derived OS’ of my own design. I always looked at anything in the ‘DOS/Windows' ‘noosphere’ as belonging to a ‘distant or failed civilization’ (simply put: ‘DOS/Windows’ is for ‘the slaves’ (like ‘you’)).

Not only is 'Xenogears' my 'daily reading,' but I can easily imagine a high school or college 'discussion class' centered on it as part of a 'truly liberal education.'

Before I was ‘married’ I had a ‘bed,’ but I slept in a ‘sleeping bag’ on ‘it’ (the ‘bed’) to avoid the ‘complication’ of ‘sheets.’

Check out that 'user interface.' It's 'a laptop'! How 'cool' is 'that'? So 'appropriate' for a game that 'came' (as it were) out when they were 'all the rage.' We are looking at one of the 'best' 'user interfaces' in 'game history.' (I actually still use a 'laptop.')

Heard someone yell 'Xenogears' at the beach. Thought I was 'having a stroke,' but it was just 'their dog's name.'

If you like and enjoy ‘Kingdom Hearts,’ you will probably not like ‘reading’ many of ‘my posts.’ You may also want to see ‘a doctor’ about your ‘head injury.’ Not ‘me,’ though. I prefer patients with ‘taste.’

I am afraid I must correct you. By no means am I a 'badass.' In fact, my 'ass' is 'nice.'