its so funny when people on dating apps say their biggest fear is zombies. zombies dont exist. "my biggest fear? manticores. or maybe a fire giant. my biggest fear is the tooth fairy imprisoning me in the shadow realm" get real

big dumper

another kirk gunned down. unbelievable

stefon diggs being on the patriots means there is a nonzero chance that cardi b could be in a cardi's furniture ad

when i commuted to college instead of buying a parking pass for $375/semester i just parked without one and only got 1 parking ticket ($30) in 3 years

french streamer who calls you chat

getting busted in iowa for shucking my corn to the civil war memorial

did anyone else get raptured? just me?

guys i just got raptured

im built different i actually do have the autism that makes you good at pussy

having crazy nasty sex with the angel that comes to rapture me

nothing bad can happen. it can only good happen

she rapture on my armageddon till the second coming

she rapture on my armageddon till the second coming

guys what time is the rapture idk if i can make it

theyre going after italians now

trying to get it bounced on one last time before the rapture

havent seen that state farm stadium go crazy over a christian kirk like that since sunday night week 7 2020

you hate hillary clinton because shes a woman. i hate hillary clinton because shes from arkansas. we are not the same

i think at this moment in time its very important that we use this opportunity to relitigate bernie bro discourse

COME AND TAKE IT

crazy optics for a guy who is famously a pedophile to be saying this

the only fantasy books ive ever read are the complete works of jrr tolkien and the legend of zelda twilight princess manga. im not a fantasy guy i just think swords and wizards are cool as fuck

first day back after being sick and its a 10 hour shift also apparently my boss got fired while i was gone. really easing me back into the swing of things here

hey yx'll im going to log off now. enjoy the rapture!

nfl broadcast booths seem to have a "noble savage" view of white running backs

it took aaron rodgers until 6 minutes left in the game to reach 100 passing yards btw #fraudgers #bum #killhim

apologies to the beautiful and talented dua lipa and also gjergji from 11th grade math class but i no longer respect the nation of albania

here i fixed it

yall are sleeping on applesauce its lowkey goated as a snack or a tasty treat

guys i lied i was having robitussin and coffee creamer. will you forgive me?

just coughed up a huge chunk who want me

yall ever mix nyquil with milk?

wow i cant believe he would say that to van jones

do yall fw well-endowed italian guys with no dreams or ambitions

@peterthiel.palantir.gov can i have 100 dollars

4 hit night for the kid 📈📈📈

entering my treatler era (im sick as fuck rn and just ordered delivery for the first time in my life)

@peterthiel.palantir.gov can i have 100 dollars

inshallah

points scored against the miami dolphins: drake maye's patriots: 33 josh allen's bills: 31 #justsaying

tua tagovailoa should be deeply ashamed of every decision he's ever made in his life

you know what they say. those who cant act direct

american tourist who tries to act like a canadian to gain respect, but just acts like drake specifically

how are democrats to the right of tucker carlson and karl rove on this issue

does anyone know if there are hot milfs in my area?

the planet is dying. the government hates us. the animals are leaving

dicks out for harambe remember that shit

cuck schumer