performatively reading a dorling-kindersley eyewitness book on the train

"why is jd vance still defending the president?" because there was a kid inside that couch he was fucking

jeffrey epstein wont see your jokes calling him barely literate but your friends who are bad at writing emails will

it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

using my masculine wiles to get what i want

my mom tried to abort me but i frame perfect parried

i have been afflicted of The Disease

i hope the new york times kills itself

what if it was called a sexophone and you could fuck on it 🎷🎷🎷🎷

if i was his mom i would have traded him for some ibuprofens

america isnt even a country its just 3 pedophile rings in a trench coat

the reason jeffrey epstein was so attracted to kids is that he could only read and write at their level

(lying) im lowkey built like that btw

eating all the pennies so i can cum good

does this mean i can melt down all pennies and become the modern day ea-nasir

we all just wanna be big rock stars and live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars bro

#SellPatMcAfeeIntoWhiteSlavery #PuntersAreNotPeople

fuck scalene triangles and their anti equality message i don't want my kids seeing that crap

HEARTBREAKING: Gay Couple Accidentally Adopts Homophobic Baby

the speaker of the house is beholden to the powerful pedophile lobby. hes in the pocket of Big Pedophile

the andy borregales is so beautiful tonight

sheldon, if you want to fight hard, go to a gym and learn brazilian jiu jitsu. strongly worded letters arent going to do jack shit

[15 minutes into a uso tour standup set] i actually want to talk about a serious topic. veteran suicides... are not happening nearly enough. if you sign up to go shoot orphans with a machine gun on the other side of the world, you should kill yourself. (hold for applause) haha am i right, guys?

happy participation trophy day

kinda blows my mind that every single sports fan doesn’t own a digital antenna. i get that lots of stuff is on cable but the one time purchase of an antenna has solved so many of my problems

she gales on my november till i came early

if you think about it the edmund fitzgerald was the original "boat got stuck"

hey sheldon. can i call you shelly? its ed from cranston. im going to primary your wormy old bitch ass

oh i get it. the band is called geese because the guy makes unpleasant honking noises

i love living in the infinite torture dimension

me every day for the past year

Bipartisan 'Kill Everyone in the World Act' Passes Senate With 10 Dems Voting 'Yes'

retire bitch

what the fuck do you mean granny smith apples are tart and sour. are you like a complete fucking wimp or something

what is to be done?

don't blame me i advocated for the power of incredible violence

All We Have Left Is Eachother

chuck schumer would punt on 1st&goal

jinxed it

cuck schumer is a profoundly vile and disgusting person. whatever soul he may have once had has been completely consumed by evil and malice

everyone besides JT needs to get their shit together man

jt got me 50 lmfao

jonathan taylor is like if emmett smith was actually good

dr. eric chudler, ph.d

really helpful advice

i'm over here stroking my ego i got lotion on my ego right now. i'm just stroking my ich i'm narcissistic as fuck man i'm an arrogant freak man like for real.

damn bbgirl what that kind heart do?

no way

i have to leave for work in an hour, but what if i made myself spaghetti? would that be so terrible?