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BMI of 50+ due to 300lbs tail

game theory: one of the major reasons why Cyberpunk has very wacky crime stats is that the more "high priority" crime (homicides, mass murder, and terrorism) are happening in your department's jurisdiction, the more funding you'll get, so things get misreported a whole lot.

been seeing a lot of problematic posts today (rotten through at the bottom, mostly held up by ivy and hedge)

[kink shit post] we talked things over with the mods and we've decided that non-con is only unethical if you're self inserting as the dom, just don't make them a generic blank faced YCH figure and you should be good

slow scan TV is such a stupid ass format, I love it

carbon and oxygen are just there to make hydrogen do things

tonight in Pathfinder: solve all problems by setting it on fire and hitting it with a hammer

Earth Wind and Fire aren't that good tbh

gamer moment

found a random table in the Cyberpunk Red core book that a percentile roll, but it has results for both 00 and 100 (which is the same result on percentile dice :v), but also just has every result be 5 apart from each other so it's actually a d20 roll

big chaperoning trick or treaters vibes

Still very funny to me in warframe when I'm doing eidolon hunts to see someone's Operator that has every cosmetic slot being used and the fanciest emphemeras, but I'm playing Drifter so I'm a foot taller, 10+ years older and looking at them like

I figure most people know this already but you can't boycott bsky, you don't have anything to withhold from them. You're not viewing ads or paying them for any service, they're venture capital funded & no one reading this is an investor. Yelling at them for a week straight worked before though

thinking about Megamek's Do Not Bother Me Again checkbox on pop ups...

guy who gets mixed up between fit checks and press checks

Revising my The Thing ending theory from "You don't know, that's the point." to "They're both Things but don't have a way to know that and are concerned that the other is human and has dynamite"

people I know of who've legally changed their middle name to Danger: 3

Still very funny to me in warframe when I'm doing eidolon hunts to see someone's Operator that has every cosmetic slot being used and the fanciest emphemeras, but I'm playing Drifter so I'm a foot taller, 10+ years older and looking at them like

found a random table in the Cyberpunk Red core book that a percentile roll, but it has results for both 00 and 100 (which is the same result on percentile dice :v), but also just has every result be 5 apart from each other so it's actually a d20 roll

Jam is a contacts girlie. Also very happy to show off the freckles on her cheeks lmao

so, I have 12 cans of condensed milk because of reasons, what kind of stuff can you cook with this anyway?

bara porn doesn't do anything for me but i do go "hell yeah" when i see it because i think it's great that it exists. that's called queer unity

Two words: New York City

[kink shit post] we talked things over with the mods and we've decided that non-con is only unethical if you're self inserting as the dom, just don't make them a generic blank faced YCH figure and you should be good

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I have no idea why people want quote tweets so bad, every platform that adds them ends up with people quoting ragebait and going "this is bad, however..." and then getting a stick up their ass that they're actually spreading awareness or whatever and _not_ piggybacking on ragebait because that […]

seeing some comparisons with six flags and bumper cars on the TL so I think the F1 is going poorly

[bsky, uspol but in a affecting everyone else too way] seen a few people worried about a wording change in bsky's ToS about porn and honesty I don't really care what the ToS says considering how "flexible" they've been on enforcing rules the past while. The rules stay vague enough that that […]

putting Discount Dan's Enhanced Combat Survival Solutions on this random black market vendors table (selling low quality armours)

any time someone mentions girl power I just think of that Eric Andre Show bit

Warframe is very goofy in parts

My phone updated and now I gotta swipe right instead of swipe up to accept calls, this should be illegal

LRS I am posting the Titrit thing again by Nikkie/DoD

oaugh, session 0 for my Cyberpunk game in like an hour

[hyper kink. OC rambling] every version of Nova is canon thanks to the handwavium of being an AI loaded onto custom cyborg bodies except for any twink/femboy version, if she decides to look masculine she's going for the himbo look and keeping her ability to destroy shirts by pushing her chest out

- Us fountain pen fans are so into collecting inks, it's easy to forget that the average person only stocks a few Iroshizukus and Emerald of Chivor. - And Diamine Quartz Black, of course. - Of course. With original xkcd attached, because assuming […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]

been seeing a lot of problematic posts today (rotten through at the bottom, mostly held up by ivy and hedge)

what's the lowest effort way to mirror my posts here to a discord channel?

[vent] I have spent a considerable amount of time & effort this week getting things ready for or trying to get in contact with people who no call no show, or "eh doesn't matter, forget about it", or just don't do their part of the thing, and I feel like I'm just gonna explode at the next person […]

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game theory: one of the major reasons why Cyberpunk has very wacky crime stats is that the more "high priority" crime (homicides, mass murder, and terrorism) are happening in your department's jurisdiction, the more funding you'll get, so things get misreported a whole lot.

I guess it was a pretty naive idea a lot of people had through the 90s and 00s that is the government actually knew how technology worked then they would stop making stupid laws about it Now we've got governments who know enough to pull off the same shit they were always trying

the fischbach family has something for everyone: - tom: for furries - mark: for everyone else

surprisingly good source of pics to use for NPC tokens for this Cyberpunk game: modded 2077 screen shots off of tumblr

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it's fucked up that videogames have more sewers than toilets

I know stereotyping people by their fursona is mostly out of fashion by this point but I still don't think I can name anyone with a dolphin fursona that isn't unhinged or antisocial