we were beyond 'terrorist is a word for anyone that the right doesn't like' for quite some time ago but this is getting pretty absurd

new banger rory blank shirt just dropped, this is not a drill. we're getting hopepilled now.

mid journey? yeah it definitely has been mid so far

mmm.. it's more of a 'cross your fingers' than a 'pray' situation

guess i gotta break out the mcfucking soldering iron. god damn it. this is brand new! this was underneath a blob of glue, though the glue came off super easily so i don't think it was really doing a great job in the first place.

hatsune miku can be any gender as long as you have love in your heart

the guy that started mr sub did WHAT iwth his money????

you hear a lot about age regression but almost never about age progression. nobody wants to pretend to be an old guy.....

sounds like a movie that was created in a lab for me to hate

what is the point of home depot

pod cast for sale, never listened

always sunny meme, you'd have to be a real piece of shit to attend the america 250 state fair

what do you mean all the gta box arts have a helicopter in a green background in the upper left hand corner

anyways time to order some software defined radio gear, 433mhz is calling my name

if you're ever disappointed in something that i've said or done, i'm probably disappointed as well due to the constant shame i feel inherently in living in a society

posting leaked documents from the secret world of pets

sunday morning.. pancake morning..

i've started turning more dramatically when walking around my home

there's a lot to criticize with corporate pride but ikea really didn't have to do this. and arguably they brought the shark back and in larger numbers because of the adoption of it by the trans community. yeah i know the shark is overdone and cringe now or w/e but i like it and i appreciate it.

aliens grant pets human level intelligence for 60 seconds and every single one does the same thing - draw a diagram where they do and do not like to receive scritchies. the lucky ones manage to document how hard they like scritchies and a handful get down preferred walkies and food preferences.

s club 8 is back from the dead, and they're pissed off as hell - at you!

cemetary's full, fuck off.

We need to adopt as a nation a politics of kindness and empathy and peace. And to do that we do as a nation unfortunately have to put a bunch of specific people in the ground

resting bastard face

i wasn't sure if this season of jet lag would be up my alley because of the lower likelihood of travel by trains but the lads are still making me smile like always. also watching people run to make a flight is always fun.

Have the people who make these posts ever considered that we want to change the things that prevent people from biking? Have they considered that we want to also improve public transit? Have they considered that we also want to make walking safer?

thinking again about how north american is simultaneously too big and too small for high speed rail

series of replies entirely too shameful, deleting the whole works. this interaction never happened.

it feels scarier to replace a power outlet than a light switch if you're stupid. i'm stupid.

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This Danville, VA city council candidate made a very dramatic video about sidewalks and public safety, and I love it and him. Worrying about a possible milkshake duck situation, I looked at his FB page, but he seems ok. Juneteenth celebrations, community outreach, Methodists. A solid old gent.

the screaming cowboy song sucks but the screaming cowboy part is pretty good

Still chuckling every time I see "hard" Left used to describe Democratic Socialists in the U.S. Just complete political illiteracy.

i still think that HDR looks terrible and it's a conspiracy amongst tech and tech youtubers to sell more expensive monitors

what the fuck do you mean the facility is in lockdown? this is a jimmy john's.

nerd sniped at work as i shut it down for a week off :|

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*runs up, out of breath* Am I too late for the shrimp discourse??

they're closing all the 7-11s. where is a bitch supposed to get a slurpee now

i don't think i could manage shrimp twice a day solely because i'm not a huge seafood fan in the first place and i'm a pretty picky eater

my cat nebular asked very nicely for some food at 4:30pm even though his dinner time is not until 10pm so i had no choice but to hook him up with some kibble

we have fun here on bsky.shrimp

no thanks

a lot of you people need to be blocking people when they have a terrible take. how are you still talking about that guy

fire away

those are structural window air conditioners!

There are no trans wrongs, only trans rights, thank you comrade bus driver.

every abortion is sacred. every abortion is a miracle