did something mildly funny happen, i was napping

okay well one of the cats is just sleeping in the cat wheel so i guess it won't really see the intended use much

chat can anyone recommend a way to make it so that a lanyard with pins doesn't flip over constantly?

i'm almost done putting together the cat wheel but i have a concerning amout of screws left over

they do know. the dogs DO know that it isn't bacon. but they also like the strips.

kobold who has stolen a airship

You can't be talking like that Red Baby.

our modern anxieties

is the body shaming really necessary when (rightly) making fun of this dumbass? this is just barely one step above 'haha trump is fat and smells bad'

i think today i will construct the cat wheel so they can go fast

Hasan Pik-

when i was a kid they sent me to space but space said 'no thank you i don't want this'

they got like 17 different kinds of vehicular autism but escalator autism gets the least respect

very functional social media website once again

how can bluesky be dying when free friday is thriving (happy birthday mox)

home after being out all day and my body is suddenly Done with today

turns out the secret to finding a physical copy of tomodachi life for the switchu is to just order it from nintendo's website, which is a thing that they apparently let you do now

had shawarma (beef) for the first time today and was brave about it, everyone say good job lauren

now accepting ten thousand dollars for my loyalty or whatever

overheard: have you had anything to eat today? nah, just drugs

flashbang

welcome to another vore friday, gamers

aliens showing up and laughing their asses off that we're representing 3d objects using displays that can only show two dimensions, they leave immediately

massive shot in the dark here but is there a mobility friendly way to get from stadium-chinatown station to the costco during business hours without having to deal with that massive fucking staircase?

people on this website love to be a quantum superposition of various things including genders

welcome to another vore friday, gamers

Read all the pamphlets and watch the tapes

if mamdani really cared about the people he would pardon luigi, who is innocent

one must ask the mets fan if the meteoric highs of a victory make up for the frequent lows

sometimes ancient tumblr posts come back to you out of nowhere

okay, lean back, i'm gonna do this right into your mouth

no brain i am not going to jam these tweezers into my eye

it's so cool when windows search is just fucking blank

hey does anyone know how we get melons

trump's approval would probably go up a few points if he stopped kony

thank for your the visibility health the band

verifying my age with an asskicking

i think watching alex jones even ironically is extremely harmful to your mental. that's my opinion.

ACAB includes websites that don’t let you copy and paste 2FA codes and make you type them out

When the reply doesn’t get a courtesy like from a beloved mutual

coming to the realization that i enjoy the travel process (airport, flying, train trip, etc) but i don't actually like travel (being in a different place with unfamiliar food)

what if there's more than four images in a post on web

i'm tearing down the walls between the versions of myself that i present in different contexts online

Let's Whimsy!

whew

did you imagine it happening in a different way?

post like stovey is still out there liking them