No woman is obligated to be patient, forgiving, generous, and endlessly understanding, yet one will need to be all of those things and more if she's going to put up with me

i've decided not to listen to the audio of a teacher reporting a kindergartender because frankly I don't want to become the person that that event would turn me into. but one thing I hope we are collectively coming to grips with is what it meant that we have lived among such people this whole time

Are there even any shows on right now that are the equivalent of River Monsters? Currently watching an episode where they sent him into the cooling lake at Chernobyl to find a mutant catfish that bit a guy's hand off. There's nothing this nutty on TV right now, is there?

Guys. The people raping the kids created and disseminated QAnon because they knew it would come out and they were trying to control the story. Very common PR tactic. It was Bannon and his creepy crew doing a/b testing on 4chan and 8chan

Bring back just nuking a random island every now and then

Betcha they don't!

Bond Girl name: Pussy Tableau

You cannot ethically do this @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social — not even after 7 days, not even with Dept of Homeless Services leading instead of the NYPD. There is no ethical way to harass and steal from people who have been so failed by society. The only ethical thing you can do is to give them a home.

the dem primary is gonna be a bunch of stupid worthless assholes and 1 or 2 barely acceptable people who might be lying about what makes them barely acceptable. the party will spend most of their money shitcanning the barely acceptable ones and the biggest stupidest asshole will lose the general

If you have a problem with Newsom doing this, you should have a problem with Mamdani doing this. I don't give a fuck how cute or charming or adorable he is. This is unconscionable.

We gave helium to a parrot to hear if it talked funny but it just squawked 'what the fuck?!' as it floated to the ceiling.

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

Listen. You know me, I'm ACAB to the bone, but this right here is what policing ought to be. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cdd...

Lmfao never seen a weaker roster than this in my whole life. The only one with actual charisma and principles is 120 years old. The Democrats are like the 2013 Astros, playoffs are a distant dream without a top-down reorg and just to be safe you’d better cheat like hell, too

Once again, I am promising Democrats there are literally thousands of former department of justice people who will crawl over broken glass to prosecute this administration given the chance

What an incredible coincidence that cbp never noticed this guy bringing a bunch of women and girls into and out of the country, just like they never catch gun runners heading south

this type of thinking is hard to fathom but the thing you have to remember is that these people want to be martyrs more than they want to have alive children

You can tell Ben is flat-out lying because he claims to have been "brutally attacked" by Alejandra Caballo, which is laughable. She has a decidedly soft touch when it comes to transphobes and is actually willing to engage with them in good faith, something I personally can't be bothered to do.

every high profile anti trans critic has an origin story that goes "years ago someone asked me to respect trans people and instead I chose to go insane"

I'll tell you this much: I did a lot of stupid shit when I was 19 years old, and thank the lord no one appointed me to the head of a goddamn government agency so that my stupid choices would have consequences lasting generations

Assuming this is not fabricated entirely, receiving one DM from a person who has not fully reconciled with their victimization and immediately declaring them Spokesmen of All Sexually Active Teens is extremely on brand for the "actually, it's called ephebiphilia" crowd

This sucks

It would be impossible for Trump to do as much damage as he's done without the collaboration of every institution meant to protect us from tyrants, particularly the media.

every time someone’s like “why can’t we have a nuanced discussion about trans issues” i want to scream “MANY OF US ARE ALREADY NAVIGATING OUTRAGEOUSLY DEGRADING ‘NUANCED DISCUSSIONS’ WITH LOVED ONES ABOUT WHETHER WE’RE FULL PEOPLE WHO CHANGED OR THE WALKING UNDEAD.” just let us piss & play soccer!

I love that the 3 possible reactions to this are all perfectly represented in one frame. Beautiful.

In the concentration camp universe, this is what's known as a filtration camp. A government preemptively takes a whole class of people to interrogate and detain extrajudicially in order to inflict duress on them while arbitrarily assessing their (supposed) culpability.

I really love when legacy media wonks come here from X and cry that the people here don’t coddle them the way they’re coddled in every other corner of their lives. Go back to your Nazi echo chamber then, pissbaby. Nobody wants you here.

Me, during my 17th esketamine treatment, having clawed my way through vast psychospiritual wastelands for what felt like centuries: Holy shit, I can't believe you're here, I thought you were never gonna show up. Where- My spirit guide, a fat seagull: You should get a colonoscopy

The blockade on Cuba is unconscionable.

They raided the jailed children to steal their letters. The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.

RIPPIN' FARTS AND BREAKIN' HEARTS

Few things can bring me as much joy nowadays as JCO picking up a brick and smashing it into Elon’s teeth

we are, at all times, cursed with two political parties: the Republicans and the Republicans of twenty years ago

joyce is going after elon again

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

Dilley must be shut down and everyone inside must be freed and provided immediate medical care. www.sacurrent.com/news/two-mon...

Everyone's favorite bumbling ogre is trying to paint AOC with guilt by association by connecting her to a livestreamer normies don't know of. A brilliant strategy. Conversely, if I ever found myself on the same side as Fetterman, I would immediately stop and check my math.

Fun fact: This is how you earn trans peoples votes

You know what I wish? I wish leftists HAD lost the Democrats the 2024 election. I wish so many leftists had voted for Jill Stein (or other third parties) that it was undeniable, on the books, that our voting bloc was crucial for the Democrats to obtain. But that wasn't the case.

Having a lot of money would solve nearly all of my problems except for the fact that having a lot of money seems to have the same effect on the brain as getting kicked in the head by a horse, every day, first thing in the morning

liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky

Democrats cannot be the party of ‘less lawless cruelty.’ It’s just not good enough. We are living the end result of that approach to politics.

There's no "maybe," Natalie, we know you won't have "emotional space" for that because you didn't last time. Zero liberals, including you, criticized Biden's residing over the first anti-trans legislation passing. A lot of you apologized for them and made excuses, though!

My three main issues: - Neither man has heard of the Fourth Amendment. - Sanchez did not explain that administrative warrants do not involve a judge. - Sanchez did not explain and Alford ignored that this was a change secretly implemented by DHS in this administration.

i'm old enough to remember secretary of state clinton boasting about implementing the family separation policy that homan now takes credit for. i'm old enough to remember 2012 and her monstrous comments about it being effective deterrence.

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19