Banality means when something is unoriginal and tedious or when a Mortal Kombat character turns you into a banana

Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.

It's really cuckoo how Democrat wonks can simultaneously believe "BUT HER EMAILS" lost Hillary Clinton the 2016 election while also believing that 10,000 emails all explicitly mentioning Trump's sex crimes against minors won't have an effect. Does this shit matter or not, guys? Which is it?

Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit

Just how morally, ethically, intellectually bankrupt do you have to be to argue that 15-year-olds can sell sex but can’t affirm gender

i genuinely get frightened at how absolutely ape joe rogan goes for AI music. he makes that funk face and bops along staring at every guest while he plays it for them. it scares me to think there are legions of him

i will literally never play a riot game because of what they did to stella

this story was sort of lost in the last few days of the epstein news but it’s wild how many republicans appear to be pedophiles or okay with pedophilia

Unemployed burnout selling weed behind the 7-11: Signal chat, burner phones, coordinated handoffs, trunk with false floor, airtight container, cryptocurrency, spotter and lookout Billionaire pedos who work for the United States government:

Anything less than Nuremberg-style trials for everyone involved and this will all happen again, but worse. www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...

Wow so glad we reopened the government

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Lmao prices don't come down. That's the one thing prices don't do in America. Kroger admitted to fixing prices two years ago and their prices haven't dropped one cent.

Reminded of the Meat Canyon cartoon where he appears and the comments were nothing but "Why didn't you caricature RFK Jr? He just looks exactly like he does in real life."

This is unequivocally good news, but "Dasha Nekrasova fired by Gersh" has real "K-Smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt" energy

Getting violently exploded like Hughie's girlfriend in The Boys because I accidentally stood between a liberal white woman and a fascist man

“Calling All Girls” is one of the most brilliantly over-caffeinated singles of all time. If you’ve never experienced it before, you really should:

The right wing grifters who all obsess about RETVRNing to traditional patriarchal values and he-man masculinity are, without exception, the softest, limpest, most spoiled Little Lord Fauntleroys in the world.

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

Intelligence Dept. - Loneliness [Italy, New Wave, Synthpop, Electronic] (1984) https://redd.it/1otn5o0 https://youtu.be/53VFP61mg3g

One of the main reasons I’m *like this* politically was reading left wing publications in 2006 explain what was about to happen in great detail and then watching it happen live over the next couple years

the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy

This is super bad for US citizens, especially on the left of the spectrum. Gives this authoritarian administration potentially the power to surveil & go after US citizens on spurious "funding of FTO" grounds. This whole antifa boogeyman is being fully weaponized. So dangerous.

Imagine being poor Knives Chau and being on the rebound from Scott Pilgrim and then your sweet new boyfriend Michael Meatball receives a message through his FM radio from Eddie Vedder himself telling him to dump your ass

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The Conspiracy Theory Pipeline is an incredibly well-done op that was specifically designed to indoctrinate into fascism personality types which would have otherwise been highly resistant to fascism, and it has worked like a charm.

For the first time since it's founding there's an actual conspiracy that indicts powerful elites and there are actual documents that actually prove it and Infowars is like "nah"

I predict that the common outlook on technology will drastically change once archeologists finally unearth the Time Grave (the mass grave from the Mesozoic Era where future eugenicists dumped derelicts and dissidents they abducted from all throughout history and conducted horrible experiments upon)

This is so fucking heartbreaking, infuriating, and terrifying. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNBo...

Make art that is pleasing to you and 40 other weirdos, off-putting to the average Joe, and burns groypers, techbros, and Christians like acid

Not a good sign that for several decades, if you went to a journalist with a story about Epstein odds were very good that journalist and Epstein were emailing each other all the time "What? No, couldn't be. He emailed me just yesterday, he would have told me about it" The email: I,,am sex criminol

It is 2:09 am CST, the perfect time to ❌FLIP THE SWITCH❌ www.youtube.com/watch?v=92_9...

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

And one of the first survivors to step forward to try to stop Epstein? A trans woman, who was promptly mocked and villified by the New York Post, New York Magazine, the courts and law enforcement.

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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

“the people yelling at me to stop working with fascists are a lot meaner to me than the fascists welcoming my collaboration, i am very smart”

50-year mortgages are a step in the right direction, but we need to think bigger. Check this out: 250-year mortgage. I want to pass this debt down through generations. I want the payments to continue long after the house itself is gone. I want to curse my descendants with it like a poisoned pharaoh.

It really shows how immune to absolutely any consequences they considered themselves when every single email reads like "Hey Don-O, just wanted to touch base with you vis-a-vis the sex crimes we committed against children last weekend and how much I enjoyed them and want to do some more"

the New York Times loves pedophile fascists and wants them to rule the rest of us

There's no need to be a ⚡💀DOOMER💀⚡ Sure, you may live in a country where Nazi pedophiles have completely and utterly seized all reins of power and exert total dominion over a cowed and complicit media, but uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

high-level drug dealers: "we never mention anything illegal over text. basic details of transit and logistics are discussed only via encrypted comms." child sex traffickers: "lmao the future president hurt himself in my pedophile mansion bc he was too busy oogling naked children"

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

we like to talk about stuff like the soul and ingenuity and willpower but human neurochemistry is so fucking simple to manipulate we can basically turn ourselves into fruit flies. we yearn for Plato's cave, we yearn for the shadows on the wall

I have excellent news. As many of you know, I am fascinated by the AI slop produced on the website Ideogram, and although bad slop still pops up there every day, it's not nearly as batshit crazy as it used to be. Well, I found a stash of slop from 2-3 years ago on my laptop. Feast your eyes.

i spoke to LOADS of people about this very recently, and the only people using it regularly were the dipshits in charge

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JCO proving what I’ve been saying for years when it comes to engaging with chuds - they don’t care if you think they’re stupid, or hypocritical, or evil (they’ll like it because they hate you). But if you find the way to accurately show how *uncool* they are, you can really really fuck with them.