The Twilight Zone still holds up because its stories are moral parables that teach timeless lessons like "paranoia destroys communities" and "absolute power corrupts absolutely" and "what if there was a nasty little freak on the wing of your airplane"

More from Ed Markey on trans rights: "trans rights are human rights. do not let anyone, republican or democrat, tell you otherwise" "it is our job to have love in our hearts" "we need to protect trans kids" Democrats cheering. Convention vote goes 74-26 Markey. This is the correct position.

Look, Graham Platner may have enthusiastically signed up to murder people and gotten a Nazi tattoo, but at least he's also completely untrustworthy and too stupid to delete the accounts he uses to betray the person closest to him.

You think you're tough, I once won a street fight... in a dream. Do you know how hard that is? You can't even run in a dream. You move like you're submerged in molasses. I don't know who my dream opponent was but he hit me first so I whipped his ass. That's mental acuity.

omg

The most strategic fumble I’ve witnessed among dem leaders is letting their cops beat up their constituents. And it’s been going on for years and weakening us all. It leaves people with few options but to lose faith in the entire system. And faith is all you got because there isn’t very much proof

Graham Platner has a quantity of red flags you normally only see from a candidate voters have deliberately ignored an incredibly qualified Black woman for.

1/ Cuba is out of fuel, strangled by the US fuel chokehold. People are dying, systems are breaking down. This is collective punishment against a people who have done absolutely nothing except live their lives under hard conditions imposed by the US blockade for decades.

Wow, really makes Gavin Newsom's position look like the moral cowardice it is, huh? Look at this, look at how easy this is. No hemming and hawing, no "you gotta hear both sides," just full on, unreserved support. Yet this is too much to ask for from our Dem candidates, for some reason.

The fact that the Democrats aren't filing articles of impeachment every single day really tells you that we have no opposition party in America.

Greg Bovino will speak at a white nationalist conference in Portugal tomorrow. He will share the stage with no fewer than five people who idolize Hitler, including one who joined a group created by two Nazi SS members. Another guy is a self-described racist who refers to women as "cockroaches."🧵

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

I like the ball bay window cockpit, it's probably super easy to hose the guy's remains outta there

Denazification will unfortunately include invading and occupying Argentina. It's been almost a century of this, enough is enough.

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I'd like to hear Biden's thoughts on current events, like who he thinks the president is

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Lawless thugs

You can fool enough of the people enough of the time.

Update: 196 killed so far. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

The thirty richest pricks in the world have invested so much of their money in AI that every product feels forced to integrate it so that the bubble doesn't pop. How much longer can this go on? Maybe forever. "Everything just keeps getting worse and worse, forever" is always an option.

Pho is mid. You’ll never get me excited for clear soup. That’s just wet food.

The most relatable Donald Trump anecdote is the one where he busted into Donald Jr’s dorm room and beat the shit out of him.

A real nightmare scenario here for folks who take a public stand for their queer communities, but also real courage. Jey's old school Science Twitter, and has been using that skillset to organize against gender Lysenkoism. There's a gofundme to help with medical expenses here: gofund.me/ee804efbf

the contention that a store no longer carrying five products from a country openly engaged in war crimes is going to lead to antisemitic violence is so wholly preposterous that i would be embarrassed to make the claim out loud let alone to a reporter, or even moreso a judge

They call this the Hitler Effect

And just a quick set of debunks: if Harris got 100% of Stein's votes in 2024, it wouldn't have flipped a single state. Also, the Greens have had the goal of getting 5% of the national vote to get federal minor party status for 20ish years. They urged people to vote, specifically for them.

These fucking demons told me that my neighbor wanted to eat my dog and now they want to talk about social trust evaporating

i love her make her president

Bill Nighy the Science Gighy

Happy Memorial Day, everybody!

I love to watch hip hop documentaries where the filthy old rappers have mellowed all the way out. Killa Dolla from Da Murda Crew now just a kindly 62-year-old man saying "If I had met my wife Michelle a few years earlier, I probably would never have written 'Bitch Stank.'"

them: so what are you up to lately? me:

America is the bully of the world

If y'all know anyone who's planning on voting for Paxton, be sure to tell them about this:

omens, portents, things of that nature,

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More than a bit worrying that reality seems not to matter anymore. Like, whole political movements rise up out of disinformation campaigns pushed by algorithms and media narratives. www.latimes.com/california/s...

hey American Football how hard is it to name a freakin album for cripes sake

Mandela Effect They Might Be Giants

Me: So I was making fun of this fuckin redpill chud online... oh man, I'm so sorry My friend's friend, an actual cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller: (shrugging, visibly annoyed) It's whatever, man

"Ohh nooo, we had such a bad time humanizing the racist monster and helping him get elected, srsly guys it wasn't fun :( :( :(" Hey still showed up for work, though, didn't you? Couldn't have been that bad, then. Nora Dunn boycotted when Andrew Dice Clay hosted, where was that energy, Taran?

It’s honestly hilarious how many Serious Opinion Havers keep independently rediscovering the same discourse of “BlueSky sucks because I don’t know how to make friends”

Flipping through jpegs of classic tweets, maybe it's just my current headspace but the fact that Rad Milk attacked the cops with a sword and got shot to death make his even funnier

Tool is the evil version of Rush and Primus is if Tool was funny. I will not be elaborating upon nor accepting criticisms of this theory.

Incel looksmaxxer: Femoids don't know how much pressure men are under to be physically perfect Hot girl watching the Fallout series: I want Walton Goggins mutant to snap off his irradiated dick inside me