Also if you're anti-cops but not anti-troops then you believe foreigners deserve the brutal treatment you supposedly abhor.

Every child should eat between 1 and 3 rocks per day, according to FDA guidelines.

There's garbage in the water. There's poison in the sky. I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

There is some gallows humor to be found in the fact that a previously ordinary person, following a severe brain injury, just starts acting like a run-of-the-mill Republican. It's like an episode of The Flintstones where Fred gets beaned by his bowling ball.

the american youth that had the balls to stand up to their universities, their mayors, their governors, and our presidents did this

I think one reason data center outrage is so pronounced is people spent decades recycling and composting and otherwise scrimping to offset energy use and protect clean water, and the second we hit an inflection point for cheap electricity the banking industry said we’re taking all of it, fuck you

the real harm of Blue No Matter Who is that if you keep voting for democrats in spite of their anti-trans policy shifts, you're implicitly telling the party that it was a good decision to make those shifts. even if your candidate wins, you've just told them not to support trans people

Wow. The ICE shooter in Maine asked his ex-wife to "to lie for him and to cover for his character." She said he was abusive and had previously reported concerns about him to his military superiors. He was also a volunteer firefighter, but was removed after several spats with department leadership.

Two predictions: 1. The Republicans will declare the DSA a terrorist organization soon. 2. The Democrats won't fight it, nor will the next Democratic administration undo this designation, because they're even more afraid of the DSA than Republicans.

He died at Irwin, the detention center made notorious by allegations of unwanted gynecological procedures, and that Biden had shut down. Trump reopened it. Now it’s the site of yet another death in ICE detention following claims of medical neglect.

FYI

shocking. who might have called this at every step of the way

Finally it's my moment to shine

I have never ever ever seen a newspaper story where liberal men or women whine about how conservatives don't want to fuck them but at least a couple of times a year there's a newspaper story about how awful it is that liberal women don't want to fuck conservative men

(hooking the defibrillator up to your skull) Don't worry, I asked ChatGPT how to do this

Here are all 98 Democrats who voted *against* the amendment to cut military aid to Israel. As well, the 10 Democrats who voted "present":

Make cops pay the damages. The brutality will end.

One of my favorite bits right now is Ron Bennington, who has stage 4 colon cancer, recording a comedy podcast while undergoing chemotherapy. What clips he's posted are so dark and uncomfortable and funny I can't wait to see full eps. youtube.com/shorts/HRTrr...

The "Alpha Left" is such a giveaway on their part. No one on the left is running on masculinity, traditional gender roles, and pumping iron. They're running on actually getting shit done and standing up to fascists instead of collaborating with them. That's what Dems perceive as "Alpha" behavior.

Yeah but that’s because you’re all sex pests, Adam. It’s extremely obvious, it always has been. I can’t imagine a more transparently rancid label than “friend to Adam Carolla.” It still taints Jimmy Kimmel to this day.

My favorite Mountain Goats song

- Denny’s smoking section - Astroworld - Mall - Arcade - Skate park - Library - Movie theater - Reservoir - All ages venues Most of these places are either gone now or have become actively hostile to groups of teens.

the "who won the 2020 election" question is the world's easiest litmus test to determine if a Trump appointee is going to be a hack, because every single one of them can't answer the question and every single one of them is, inevitably, a hack every Dem should vote no on all of them

The body converts excess testosterone into estrogen, does it not? Hahahaha this is gonna be great

Jon Spencer had another band with his wife Christina and some people like them even more than Blues Explosion www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJVw...

Obviously in this scenario Caitlin Clark is President and Sophie spends all day in the press pool trucking impertinent reporters into the ground.

Consider Tori Amos, who is 1. an artist 2. a redhead 3. a second-wave feminist 4. who lives in England and yet instead of becoming a massive TERF who uses her fortune to crush all dissent, she drops dope tracks about crushing the patriarchy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4or...

The 1990s were the best because youth draped softly across my shoulders like a golden shroud. Now it drags behind me like a corpse on a chain. #Just90sThings #90sKidsCanRelate

AIPAC Shakur out here shattering records

This is the Amnesty International report on the anti-rights groups. These anti-rights groups have immediately engaged in lawfare to bury this report. *be a shame if people kept sharing it. drive.google.com/file/d/1UggI...

J. K. Rowling posting an upskirt photo of a trans woman and then claiming she was "asking for it" because of the way she was dressed... you'd get laughed out of the writer's room if you tried to do it in an Armando Ianucci show.

absolutely despicable. this is already one of the most putrid genres of written statements. and this might be one of the worst examples of the form

The residents of Biddeford, Maine are reacting to the killing of a 26-year-old Colombian man by ICE goons today. ICE claims the man tried to "weaponize his vehicle" so they shot and killed him. Hundreds of protesters have taken to the streets

A report on the ground from the ICE shooting in Biddeford that should make every parent in this country lose their minds:

The fact that J.K. Rowling successfully bullied Amnesty International into taking down a report that accurately called out her attack on trans people, especially trans women, is so repulsive and such a display of the power of her money, and her choice to put her vast fortune behind persecution.

Horrible person dies: [jokes about them being in hell, litany of the terrible things they said and did] Good person dies: [fond reminiscence of that time a character they played went to hell and it was incredibly sick, nothing but praise for their actual character]

Looks bad, man jacksondamian.substack.com/p/move-over-...

“What I loved about Senator Lindsey Graham is that we belonged to the same social class”

You are telling millions that the social norms of your institution outweigh people’s experience of its consequences. Just be honest about it. Respect in this country is conferred based on color and income and position and custom, in arguably that order. Content of character isn’t even on the list.

the president quite literally posted a video about making DSA illegal today

People with power don't want you to speak of the dead because they simply never want to be held accountable for the negative consequences of their behavior. Either in life or death. So they promote a culture of posthumous silence to prevent the dominoes from falling and being held accountable alive.

Live in such a way that the leader of the Israeli Klan doesn’t write this about you

i’m sorry but ‘literally died of hard heartedness’ is the most hack writing yet in an already weak season

It's honestly very funny that Mitch McConnell's camp chose now, today, to post his proof of life. "Should we do this today, sir? Your colleague just died. This might steal his thunder." (painfully, through atrophied mandibular muscles) Ffffuck him, post it.

I'll always fondly remember our Greatest Hits of Imperialism World Tours. Whether we were staring out over mass graves in satisfied silence or basking in the terrified fawning of world leaders, my pal Lindsay always had a merry twinkle in his eye. RIP Queen

We're very aware that the elite class glazing each others' fresh corpses is a "basic human ritual." What we're saying is, it shouldn't be. Hopefully, with enough study, you can eventually come to comprehend this human sentiment.

This is a really good explainer about the mortality estimates around USAID. One big point is that dismantling USAID also dismantled one of the main sources of mortality data in some of these regions. Early indicators of mortality are very worrying.

Hey, a good way to celebrate Lindsey Graham kicking the bucket is to contact your senators about KOSA and the KIDS Act. Graham was a big proponent of these kinds of laws, as well as of gutting section 230.

Every single senator has killed more people than any random guy from your city doing 25 to life, they just get to do it in a way we have all agreed makes it not real for some reason. We're governed by serial killers!! www.welcometohellworld.com/the-rube-gol...