The original "hueg liek xbox" photoshop, discovered this week on an old hdd.

you're a kid now, you're a squid now, you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a sq #nocontextbg3

me discussing my favorite Siouxise Sioux and the Banshees albums with your bf 8 floors up who's gonna dick me down in an owl fursuit partial

Forum mods quickly learn who habitual line steppers are and the answer for them is almost always “no” & it’s fine to swiftly suspend and ban them for anything even questionably close to the line. Wasting your time with semantics is entertainment to them so they should be summarily destroyed imo.

you're a kid now, you're a squid now, you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a squid you're a kid you're a sq #nocontextbg3

this little man has a job

Today in "shit that would've been rejected as too on the nose for a Captain Planet episode but it's real life, somehow"

Of course I have body issues, I can’t turn into a werewolf. 😔

This is just... unprecedented. I'm sorry if this sounds pessimistic in any way but I really am just in awe that this happened. Tech companies dont just pull out of military contracts like this. This decision is going to echo out loud. It won't wash the blood of Microsoft's hands, but... this is huge

real talk if you end up in a shitty relationship and, in order to keep any mutual friends you share with your ex after the breakup you have to A) actively approach them all, one by one B) lie about what happened and C) burn the evidence that proves otherwise you may not be the hero in this situation

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

If you see this QTP with a game that released in the year you were born *whistles innocently*

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

maybe the real rapture was charlie brown with the football all along

Agony in the garden

watched a wasp fly full speed into my window, bounce off and spiral down for a moment before dizzily flying away you alright buddy

i cant believe this is just the plot of the new Bennet Foddy game

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Hiroo Isono

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

So hey, I hate talking about this publicly, but: it's come to my attention that my ex is actively stalking my feed. For those of y'all in the know, if you see hir resorting to hir usual manipulative bullshit in spaces you share with hir: let me know, and don't be afraid to call hir out on it.

Many people seriously fail to understand the difference between 'thing existing in your general presence' and 'someone actively shoving it into your face' and it shows, tbh

Astronomical Observatory, Makarska, Croatia r/brutalism

that's him, toby 'radiation' fox

this was an older one but I still think its relevant

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/photo_77@14-12-2021_22-56-39.jpg

blackout? nah. let the streets run white with cum, make this joint a workplace hazard to look at for all of its owners' hubris

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

another great file on wikimedia commons

assorted '60s and '70s rock music, but distinctly *not* the hippie shit

consider: latex clad jackals

may just fuck around and not bother with social media anymore if this place fails tbh like it's this anymore and what. fucking twitter? facebook? mastodon? two nazi bars & a place inhospitable to all but the kind of person that'd remind the teacher they didn't give out homework back in school? nah

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

intelligentia artificialis delenda est, evidentia 2413590259

マヌルぼにゃ

www.tumblr.com/wormzone/709... slogging through all of Skinamarink was worth it just so this could exist and every time I see it it just gets better

"puppygirl" this "good girl" that, bitch I'm a wolf and I'll bite your face off if you try to leash me <3

y'know, between the entire Epstein scandal in the US and chat control here in Europe being pushed by specifically the Danish govt. after one of their own ministers got caught with a child porn stash, if I was even 1% more conspiricy minded I'd conclude that this entire global push for internet >>>

me: why does it always smell so bad anytime I visit my parents' house the nefarious cigarette:

"Shared vulnerability" /We are haunted by the same nightmare, being on the different sides of it. And yet, we make it easier for each other to go through it/ Illustration for the story, and also a personal vent. #originalcharacters

Y'all... I know we all love to talk about how we have to survive this and get the last laugh here, but at the same time: check in on your friends. Especially your trans, BIPOC, disabled and/or immigrant friends who have to deal with the worst of this political mess we're in right now.

#SaveSpeech Germany has, unfortunately, reversed its position back to undecided. folks in the EU, but GERMANS ESPECIALLY, need to call your MEPs about Chat Control and urge them to oppose this proposal! find your MEP below and yell at them! www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/home

Finished the beading >:]

Imma just not be on Bluesky for a hot minute I think Don't need all this news driving me to desperation