lol

girl ump!

my favorite song is the funky organ song they use during mets games

two tops on either side of the glory hole accidently frotting

why is there a nesn commercial on sny?

marc maron who are your blorbos?

apparently my septic system is all fucked up 🙃

she gizmo on my gadget til i supersolver

transgender woman love the educational game Gizmos and Gadgets (1993)

tjstats says trans rights!

i should call her

emoji are illegal

i will never forgive the people in my life who said nothing and let me have this beard for so long

essential for child development

love that my hair has barely changed from before transition

thankful for gay sex and exogenous estrogen

implausible acceptability

i continue to ensmoothen at an alarming rate

it's all good in the clitoral hood

this astral plane ain't big enough for the both of us

crazy horny rn. jsyk.

having 4 years of decaying shit and piss extracted from my backyard tomorrow

nobody has ever had sex. they're all lying.

hold on, lets hear them out. i am curious what the benefits are of not being gay, as i have never heard or experienced them before. i had no idea there was an upside.

this is my horniest friend, Thurston Most

i have this little shelf in my bedroom that i use to house the records i would most want to have readily available out of my massive collection. not necessarily my all-time favorite albums, just a nice selection for the bedroom.

I think the belt on my bedroom turntable is starting to go :/

the album cluster & eno by cluster and brian eno 1977

starting a band called the beetles

amazing tracklist for an improvised double album of unserious noodling

whenever i see a cute mlb player i;m like "i hope i never learn his politics"

🙂‍↕️

they better leave that bat up all season

what the bat doin'

casting maureen starkey by picking the best runner up who auditioned for cynthia or jane or linda or pattie

nobody appears to be cast as clapton for the beatles biopics, which doesnt bode well. kind of a crucial character in the george movie.

guy who only sees the ringo biopic

me to my kitchen smoke detector:

my whole life is really really really fuckin gay

chicago mascot chi-tan

art thou spaketh also thee unto mineself?

the gay store called, they got plenty of you in stock

my boyfriend loves me, im so happy

good morning!

barack me obama like a wagon wheel

not loving this new thing of blue states doing the same old police brutality but under the guise of protection from ICE. they think we're stupid.

saw a dodge magnum with the vanity plate "Trojan" pretty good

big ouchie today, had to tap out early, but almost fully cleared the upper lip!