i want to eat an entire bloomin onion

comfort triage

need to leave work to get back to my gay little life

that's not very fractal of you bestie

being nonbinary fuckin whips ass, actually. its sick as hell.

canada isn't real

fart ass from:me

I Have No Ass, and I Must Fart

🎶Once I had to shit but it was just gas Soon turned out had a fart of ass

Friday, 9:01 AM, to me and 3 other people let's coordinate a half hour chat regarding project status Friday, 9:04 AM, reply all from me sounds good, im available any time Tuesday, 12:26 PM, no response whatsoever

i would really love some work to do at my job. i mean, im cool with sitting around doing nothing but i think having a task would be more enjoyable and healthy for me than just waiting on other people for weeks at a time.

if you are the empire state plaza employee who complimented my socks please hit my DM. you seem nice!

or a billion

there are like 10 of us

come back! i need to know if you're on bluesky!

a cute trans person just came up to me and said they liked my socks and then walked away. made my day.

If trannies vote for the poop restaurant over the pee restaurant maybe liberals will stop voting for the pee restaurant over the food restaurant in the primaries

2026 better be the best year of my life istg

tranny-in-training

also i gotta stop beating myself up over not being where i wanna be yet. it takes time! I have a lot of fat to burn. comparing these pics really helps put things in perspective. my journey has only just begun.

comparing recent nudes to ones from 2 years ago and yeah hormones fuckin rock

happy valentine's day, from my body to yours 💕 don't forget to love yourself 💕

you all love me a fuck w my shit

grab on with both cheeks and hold tight!

oh babe, dont stop, im so close, im gonna shit

i wish i could be irl friends with every single one of y'all :/

foreigner? i was hoping to fit all five!

these hormones are making me thirsty

the area on a bowling ball between the thumb hole and finger holes is called the perineum

foreigner? i could barely fit three!

im here to kick as and take hormomes and im all out of as

damn im cute as hell

hanging out in your underwear as a woman is so important

its never too late to stop being a dumb stupid idiot asshole

y'all, i love my mom so much!

ben gibbard and the libbard wibbard

damn i keep taking hormones and they keep affecting me

would you believe it if i told you im mj?

*weed

weee is harmless, actually. it cant do anything bad.

im actually a cutie pie, if u wanna know the truth

i am grateful I have all my little phone friends. y'all are like family to me. i love you.

eating benadryl as a light snack

do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god? "bambalam" do you recognize the woman in this photo? "whoa black betty, bambalam" and to your knowledge, does this woman have a child? "bambalam" can you tell us what happened to that child?

i bet i can beat you in a gay contest

oh you have "kinks"? grow up

microsoft orifice

feeling good today, in case you were wondering