fish fear me, women also fear me

me fear fish

unguent

stock trading should be illegal

fondling my breasts

some weather we're having, huh?

my new years resolution is to fix all my problems

big beautiful wife

escape room for cats

wife4life

yooooooo

fuuuuuck duuuuude

shiiiiiit

i still dont have new years plans :/

my ex-wife, to whom im still married,

ring a bell and it starts leaking pre-cum

need more yogurt in my life

pavlov's hog

will you marry me?

0.75" of freezing rain, yippee!

do you think pavlov's dog and schroedinger's cat are friends?

jeremy by pearl jam is a song about biting titties

i did a large amount of laundry today. everybody say "good job michael jane"

back in olden times they had to take selfies by candlelight

Lord Sheldon the Young

we should've known about JK Rowling when she made the wizards celebrate christmas

The New York Post needs to pace itself. It's not safe to be this upset about every single thing the dashing young socialist does. SUV guys from Nassau County are going to invade Queens. Staten Island is going to sink itself somehow, to send the message "that it's about respect."

in: out: idk i'll fill this out later

how does one dig through a ditch, exactly?

it's time o'clock

new(ish) pfp

a second waffle has hit the mj

i had fucked up dreams all night, including a murder revenge fantasy and being kept in a hospital against my will

maple surp

buying a nintendo switch for my cat

i have been gripped by a terrible fever

gonna serve so much extra boydykecunt at the diner today

obgyn kenobi

methinks i shall record some music tomorrow

i'm pretty good at guitar (video from about 6 months ago)

and here's some 7 month old ambience for you

it was freezing cold in that basement but my set was 🔥

im so cool

the most powerful thing you can do as a human being is delete posts

wanna feel old? "what da tuna" was 40 million centuries ago

y'all are crazy. i am the world's only normal transsexual.

y'all...

hecks of gone

they should make a pokemon game with cuss words