mj
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michael jane (they/them) upstate NY sketchmaster.bandcamp.com β
i want to eat an entire bloomin onion
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comfort triage
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need to leave work to get back to my gay little life
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that's not very fractal of you bestie
about 3 hours ago
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being nonbinary fuckin whips ass, actually. its sick as hell.
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canada isn't real
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fart ass from:me
about 5 hours ago
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I Have No Ass, and I Must Fart
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πΆOnce I had to shit but it was just gas Soon turned out had a fart of ass
about 1 year ago
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Friday, 9:01 AM, to me and 3 other people let's coordinate a half hour chat regarding project status Friday, 9:04 AM, reply all from me sounds good, im available any time Tuesday, 12:26 PM, no response whatsoever
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i would really love some work to do at my job. i mean, im cool with sitting around doing nothing but i think having a task would be more enjoyable and healthy for me than just waiting on other people for weeks at a time.
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marissabot walmart dog
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if you are the empire state plaza employee who complimented my socks please hit my DM. you seem nice!
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about 6 hours ago
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or a billion
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there are like 10 of us
3 days ago
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come back! i need to know if you're on bluesky!
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about 7 hours ago
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a cute trans person just came up to me and said they liked my socks and then walked away. made my day.
about 7 hours ago
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Sarah Colonthree
about 7 hours ago
If trannies vote for the poop restaurant over the pee restaurant maybe liberals will stop voting for the pee restaurant over the food restaurant in the primaries
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loading . . .
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2026 better be the best year of my life istg
4 months ago
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tranny-in-training
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also i gotta stop beating myself up over not being where i wanna be yet. it takes time! I have a lot of fat to burn. comparing these pics really helps put things in perspective. my journey has only just begun.
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about 7 hours ago
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comparing recent nudes to ones from 2 years ago and yeah hormones fuckin rock
about 8 hours ago
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happy valentine's day, from my body to yours π don't forget to love yourself π
3 days ago
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you all love me a fuck w my shit
about 23 hours ago
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grab on with both cheeks and hold tight!
about 23 hours ago
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oh babe, dont stop, im so close, im gonna shit
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i wish i could be irl friends with every single one of y'all :/
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foreigner? i was hoping to fit all five!
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2 days ago
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these hormones are making me thirsty
2 days ago
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the area on a bowling ball between the thumb hole and finger holes is called the perineum
3 days ago
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foreigner? i could barely fit three!
3 days ago
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im here to kick as and take hormomes and im all out of as
3 days ago
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damn im cute as hell
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3 days ago
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hanging out in your underwear as a woman is so important
4 days ago
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its never too late to stop being a dumb stupid idiot asshole
4 days ago
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y'all, i love my mom so much!
4 days ago
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ben gibbard and the libbard wibbard
5 days ago
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damn i keep taking hormones and they keep affecting me
5 days ago
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would you believe it if i told you im mj?
5 days ago
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*weed
5 days ago
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weee is harmless, actually. it cant do anything bad.
5 days ago
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im actually a cutie pie, if u wanna know the truth
5 days ago
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i am grateful I have all my little phone friends. y'all are like family to me. i love you.
6 days ago
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eating benadryl as a light snack
7 days ago
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do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god? "bambalam" do you recognize the woman in this photo? "whoa black betty, bambalam" and to your knowledge, does this woman have a child? "bambalam" can you tell us what happened to that child?
7 days ago
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i bet i can beat you in a gay contest
7 days ago
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oh you have "kinks"? grow up
7 days ago
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microsoft orifice
7 days ago
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feeling good today, in case you were wondering
about 8 hours ago
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