2027’s gonna be my year I tell ya what

I got no respect for the wind. I know we all have problems in our lives that doesn’t mean you can go around knocking other peoples shit over.

Question: can you say you’ve got a busy day ahead of you if you have no intention of leaving your couch? If yes then I’ve got a busy day ahead of me.

Their new girlfriend is women

Nancy 5/30/26

The Mets (complimentary)!

is it called america 250 because 250 musical acts have pulled out of it

One of the things in the PA’s proposal that I hope stays throughout CBA negotiations is for players who come up older being able to reach free agency sooner. There’s too many guys who don’t come up until their late 20’s and can’t get to free agency until they’re already out of their prime.

Right Where We Left It - pg. 43

What if I was to pitch you this concept: a SITCOMIC. A sitcom, but in comics form.

"kelly olynyk has entered the game"

Hearing alarming shit out of Oracle. Sounds like they arbitrarily cut people running important parts of the firm. People aren’t getting expenses approved because nobody knows who runs particular departments. this company is trying to build one of most ambitious infrastructure projects ever btw

Meanwhile on X, former “commander-at-large” at US Border Patrol Greg Bovino appears to be on his way to Newark. He’s promising a “twist” in the next 48 hours and told one commenter asking about citizen militias “not yet, but good thinking. There is a twist here! lol”

Federal agents use batons and pepper spray against anti-ICE protesters tonight in Newark, New Jersey

Lmao

BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.

Fuck. I’m wearing a Weakerthans sweatshirt over a Weakerthans tshirt people are gonna think me a damn canadian. Fuck!

I saw a guy selling shitty knockoff Knicks eastern champs tshirts and wanted one so bad but my better angels prevailed and I thought I’ll wait to buy a shitty knockoff Knicks NBA champs tshirt

Every time Trump's failures catch up to him, he falls back on the same tired racism and bigotry. We all know who enables fraud and corruption. Just a few of Trump’s pardons: •Philip Esformes — $1.3B Medicare fraud • Lawrence Duran — $205M Medicare fraud • Jason Galanis — $60M fraud

idk why everyone is complaining, i think it's cool that they are building the ship from CONTACT (1997) on the white house lawn. the liberal media says it won't work again but they are IGNORING that approximately 18 hours of static was recorded on that fateful day. explain THAT

how does this make tanking less likely???

Faulkner: "Sanctuary cities include Boston, Chicago, Denver, LA, NY, Philadelphia, SF. All of those airports handle 1,100 int'l flights per day. They're not just gonna not fly. They're gonna go to red states and cities. A boon for red states. People will just really hate living in blue states."

lol, lmao even

Blanked when I got to the deli counter and came up with “It’s a beautiful day for a sandwich” to have something to say

2021: this dude is on Sidetalk 2025: this dude is in Marty Supreme 2026: this dude is on Sidetalk again

Hey kiddos! Kade and I are gonna be sitting behind some tables with some books in some select cities in 2026! Some are still TBD, but @torontocomics.bsky.social is up first! I've never been, but I hear there's some real good maple syrup and I swear to GOD the poutine better be the best Ive ever had.

Bryce Harper using the toothpaste 1 out of 5 dentists recommend

Michael Conforto 164 wRC+ are you fucking kidding me

Don’t leave them alone in Gaza. Hammam is a volunteer who hasn’t stopped caring for the injured for two years without a salary. His family is homeless and hungry, and his brother is disabled and needs urgent treatment for epilepsy. Any donation even small one can help 🙏❤️ chuffed.org/project/1580...

It’s crazy they want you to start working right when you get to work. No time to sit and sip a coffee and check online. No time to have a lil oatmeal. What the fuck?

this is the one.

The 'Google -> Goople -> propeller' pipeline

Home Depot and the estate of Stan Lee have announced a new partnership to bring Lee back through the incredible power of a shovel

It’s funny that you can get a win if you pitch 3ish innings after an opener but not if you’re the starter and pitch 4 ⅔

Of course he “bends” he the airbender

give this guy a million ai dollars or whatever. anything that keeps him from using his own brain to independently come up with any more similes

my god

On the left is Marcus Semien’s batting line from this year. On the right is Jacob deGrom’s line from 2019 when he won his second consecutive Cy Young.

I love when one notification immediately follows the other

I’m sure they’ll only do this six more times

"You guys want to come over and watch this cool TikTok I found?" might be the funniest sentence I've read this month.

Marcus Semien moving UP in the lineup eh?