not only did it not work but there will probably be renewed interest in his show its like how south park’s ratings are higher than theyve been in decades. people want to feel like theyre contributing to some kind of political & cultural pushback and dems are failing so bad that all we have is shows

looking for rooms to rent on craigslist and i cannot help but feel like if i had slightly noisy sex at any of these they would call a swat team on me

watched Megamind for the first time yesterday. it’s pretty good and also has the most 2010 cast ever. it’s funny how due to their involvement with legacy-building production companies this was the last major voice role for both Will Ferrell and Tina Fey

(smashmouth voice) you might as well be sucking on my gunt

they're struggling so hard to find any kind of evidence, experience, or ethical principle to justify their bigotry against trans ppl that they're having to construct metaphysics where our genocide is the predetermined conclusion

this seahawks game is a massacre i haven’t seen the likes of in a long while and may end up 56-9

Step 1: Accept where you’re powerless Step 2: Embrace where you’re powerful Step 3: Live

it feels like it should not be legal for fanduel to refer to a promotion as a “profit boost” like goddamn

I think that reality be damned, Bluesky is going to continue to be just what weirdo reactionary centrist types refer to whenever they're talking about anyone vaguely left of center, as a way to generalize.

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bored and a bit until i’m hanging with my girlfriend and watching football so against my better judgement i am trying Frostpunk again. what if i can make the good choices where not too many people die? probably not though

Scorigussy

Howl’s Gothic Castle

new national day of fucking shit up just dropped

GIRLFAGS AND TRANS FAGS AND FAG HAGS ARE ALL PART OF THE SAME FAMILY, FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE

watched Spy Kids for the first time in 20+ years and wow what a perfect cast for an absolutely amazing kids movie. genuinely inspired movie that holds up 25 years later

tag teamed by a russian tgirl and a cis chinese lesbian call that a sino-soviet split

it’s late night chicken wings time motherfuckers :)

at long last i have an unattached post that hit 1k likes! I knew I could do it if i simply shit on pete buttigieg enough 💜

Be the change you want to see in the world.

good morning lesbians don’t forget to tell a girl you like her today and/or make her cum good. i have accomplished both and the rest of the day is just, ah, gravy :)

i can really only get so upset about mcbride because ultimately she’s a house member and the us house of representatives is useless as hell

I was just following orders… it says so right here in my orders.

today i met my company’s CEO and during a a group photo he was right next to me and actually kept his hand on my lower back for a solid two minutes…huh…

it is funny that kirk was such an unseasoned noodle of a man that no one is revisiting anything he said or going to places that he loved or playing his favorite games or watching his favorite movies. they are like "we will pay tribute to him by doing what he loved: hoaxes to abuse baristas"

every woman is a gift :)

not now kitten, mommy is reply girling for women thousands of miles away

Dear Jeffrey,

it’s obvious to some but needs to be said constantly: this sort of quasi-legal murder was always what the war on drugs was about, trump is merely openly flaunting that we get to do it and no one can stop us as opposed to staying quiet and polite like obama

i will never vote for xbox again

i’m not trying to be completely dismissive of the political economics here but men aren’t constantly buying xboxes. it’s kind of a one time thing. while it is indicative of where we are at with the trump economy i don’t think you’re going to have a specific xbox buyer-fueled voter phenomenon

Fuck the FCC and all, but I feel like this photo presents a pretty convincing, non-Trump argument for why late night died out as an art form

what if they integrate AI into the TSA experience. everyone would just kill themselves at the airport

Remember when people said this wouldn’t happen

I only call myself old when I'm flirting with Zoomers who have mommy issues

bro is about to order the National Guard to defeat autism

democrats have had difficulty deciphering what exactly their constituents mean with the nonstop calls of "do something you feckless fucks!" they have hired three new republican led consultancy agencies to analyze this unrest, and have determined that we should be nicer to the opposition

i think California should be split into 2-4 smaller states not for political or representative reasons but because i think the rivalries between the californias would be very funny based on how the carolinas act and how LA and SF already bitch at each other

If you are cancelling streaming services it's worth noting that we are currently living in a golden age of thrift store DVDs. Lot's of people have liquidated their collections because of streaming or because of the switch to bluray...

new simpsons is too hard to get into. what the fuck do you mean groundskeeper willie joined Al Qaeda at the end of season 28

*attempting to console a friend but i can’t remember hurt people hurt people* fucked pussies fuck pussies, man

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this reasoning is sound i think, and i agree with the conclusion that if voting no can’t block the passage of the thing, it’d just give the right wing a prominent trans woman to cast as evidence of the pervasiveness of transgender extremism for free. but it likely isn’t mcbrides own reasoning

as a songwriter very few things are as funny to me as the opening line of Stone Temple Pilots’ Vaseline: “One time a thing occurred to me”

not to be that guy but how did Obama’s change end up working out exactly

i’ve read like three dozen columns at this point where the basic thesis is “debating politics is good, but shooting people? shooting people is bad”

the pro-mcbride case right now appears to be “condemning political violence is crucial for trans people right now” which can generously be read as “If you’re nice enough they won’t come for you” and less charitably “If you don’t go along with this you will be assumed a threat”

"let her cook" but its a pot of plain unsalted noodles, she isnt cooking shit dude she's the worlds most disappointing nothingburger even by modern democrat standards