Idea: a bar in Disney world called mousekacheers Disney hire me

When your bf is fighting a major boss in his fave video game try suddenly yelling “WHATS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT ME AND WHY IS IT YOUR FAVORITE”

Highly recommend this bakery in Forest Hills. A little out of the way but their shortbread and lemon bars rock.

The owner thanked us profusely for coming inquiry “most people don’t notice us”. They’re incredible and of if I can get several of my friends to visit them this week or month i think it would mean a lot to these sweet owners

I don’t mean to alarm anyone but I may have found our new cat. He showed up and I put some food out. He’s been slow blinking at me and not running so I’m pretty sure he’s friendly. It’s. It’s a slow process

You’re the only odd I see

Outside is just too much right now

Waking my friends up with a text in the middle of the night saying “ever feel tormented by the passing of time?”

I’d be a great mime

Zero parades is beautiful, haunting, funny and witty. It has charm of its own and I’m so aggravated that those pressured to make something to appease a studio, exceed those expectations and still are laid off.

It is ultimately made even more bittersweet given that a theme of the game is being set up for a situation you can’t be expected to win.

Fake news would have you believe the London bridge is falling down. New reports state it’s still standing. More updates as we follow this story

I made apple crumble to sooth my anxiety. It didn’t completely work but now I have apple crumble

Thinking about becoming a beleiber

Hey Chicago, don’t go outside at all

If you’re bored might I suggest all-consuming dread?

Hi I’m worried about my friends who have bad immune systems and other conditions. Wear a mask or just stay inside. The air. It is poison.

I’m sorry but I find it incredibly charming tom holland has accidentally leaked major spoilers to nearly every movie he’s ever been in

Hey there’s this hot new trend where people rush inside the subway car without letting people off first! Break the mold. Be different.

I chose a team at random and I’ve been committed ever since

This is so incredibly stupid

Folks are sleeping on tubi

LETS GO ARGENTINIA 🇦🇷

If I wake up sick I’m blaming the weather. I need to be angry at something

More like Bathrooms cus that movie stinks! (I’m kidding it’s a very good movie and I enjoyed it)

My mom when I was a kid: it a cartoon honey you can’t believe what happens, it can be dangerous. People my moms age now: “I need 10k immediately. George Clooney said he’s in trouble. Also we’re engaged”

I changed the girls bedding yesterday, laid down some fresh soft paper bedding, i bought new blankets for them to lay on on top of that. I made a little canopy to sleep under. Nola chose behind the hay bag

Sometimes your purpose just finds you

I had a craving for apple pie, so I baked apple pies at 11:30 pm. And you know what? They were delicious

Stella birthday outfit

Instant Transmission

Happy birthday @antlervel.vet

This summer’s proved beyond a doubt I need adhd meds. I’m really over this bad brain stuff

Sad the only soccer player I’m familiar with didn’t win

Argentina is gonna take England and put them through the ringer, trust me

You mean the guy who insults women and looks like that has an imaginary girlfriend???? www.wired.com/story/pickup...

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

Classes start Monday

Threads is an experiment of letting people with a minor carbon monoxide leak in their home have social media

If you ask me, Donald Trump needs to get it together and stop 200.3k🔁 184.2k 💟

I burned my throat on some hot food so I’m trying to rest my voice and not sing for a few days which is making me realize how often I sing around the house

On tiktok censored the word “child” and “dangerous”. You also can’t say “diet”, “weight loss” “fat” or “skinny”

TIKTOK DETECTIVE: Well what do we have here? Looks like the poor bastard s-worded himself with a g-n. TIKTOK M.E.: No, look at the marks on the wrists…bruising, plus petechial hemorrhaging. This wasn’t s-word. It was unliving by a predator. TIKTOK DETECTIVE: intimate act me…..

I have so many thoughts on stuff

Ahhhh time or curl up in bed with my soft covers and surge of overwhelming anxiety

Feeling oddly calm about grad school which I know is a bad sign

There are “Missing Tortoise” flyers in my neighborhood and the bottom line of text says “Her name is Sandy but she probably won’t respond to it :(“ and that made me lol

When I get to 1k followers I’ll reveal my true identity