Thinking about treating myself to some nice socks

Ok so euphoria is trash. I gave it to episode 2 before deeming this unredeemable. It’s just shock for shock factors sake and it’s the most garbage tv.

What happened when I am gonna take the PlayStation disconnek it and stick the whole thing up your ass?

*maniacal laughter slowing transitioning to weeping*

“Welp just got home. Guess I should get these boots on and move all of my furniture around for a few hours” - my upstairs neighbors

My mom calls it E.I. and I’ll never correct her

I think the most important lesson I’ve learned through studying political theory is knowing when a conversation isn’t mine and that not everything I think needs to be expressed or added to someone else’s statement

Trying not to compare myself to people who don’t have defective brains

Something kind of fascinating about Carrol gardens is this mixed architecture. One minute there will be this lovely little farm house in the middle of row houses and then suddenly there’s this French quarter style.

This really should be the title of the show

Another day another waiting all day to write a paper and then finishing it in a half-hour

They’re in a fight

Euphoria’s new season feels so weird and stilted. It’s clear the actors are half-heartedly doing their job for that paycheck and it should have ended in season 2. It’s also extremely clear that this was written by geriatric millennials doing their best

Little Ruby turned six this month. She’s a genius

Making milk bread

I’m really glad I made decision I knew were right but felt hard at the time and were going to carry consequences because I’m so much more at peace now and I don’t tear my hair out daily or pace my floors trying to fix something that just isn’t meant to be fixed

I’ve drained all of the dopamine out of my interests for today now what

What if I suddenly became a person who was determined to attend Coachella

I can’t think of any experience that would be worse than Coachella as a middle class person

Got this ice cream chicken sandwich and it’s a 3/10. The bread is just a regular bun(??). The cheese is gummy candy and the ice cream part is weird and dry. Would buy again (😞)

I love reaping the fruit of my efforts

Glad to hear integrity has returned to earth

This makes me feel not so alone in this anymore

Hot girl summer is dead. get ready hermit girl spring

900 milligrams of caffeine a day is healthy. Keeps your heart on its toes.

Three year old nanny boy learned the word “interesting” and let me tell you, everything is interesting now

Do I need therapy or am I sleep deprived: the ashleigh story

Of all of the lovely people who care and love you in your life you will remember the 4 strangers who were mean to you

I can’t really deal with online today. Maybe tomorrow

I really hate that I have to vet cottage core influencers to be certain they aren’t fascists

I love theories

This picture is exciting to me specifically and I have no one else to talk about it with

Hello computer my old friend I’ve come to type on you again

Born nice, raised nice, stayed nice

What if Louis hosted a show called Comedians in Cars Making Meaningful Amends to Women?

Dear diary, Boyfriend always gets very sleepy when watching my shows but is suddenly awake when my shows are over. I must solve this mystery

Chris brought home a cookie and it’s a jump scare

Tbh I love it when someone never remembers the stories I tell cus it means I get to tell them over and over

Great news. My brain chose a new hyper-fixation to slowly drive me insane

8 hours of sleep is a lie created by Big Bed to sell more beds

One hour is enough sleep, don’t let big bed fool you into more

Gm chat I’m tired

I was raised with a lion cub that my cousin owned named Sheba. When she grew into lioness she came around a few more times before getting too big to be around kids

One of my nephews is a carbon copy of me and we have the exact same interests and if I can harbor this and nurture he might be able to be salvaged

It’s a D for dawg.

You know that feeling as a kid when things just happen and you’re unaware of anything going on in your house and you assume that it will be taken care of but you’re just in this limbo of ignorance? That’s literally whenever I visit my family

I feel i may need to clarify this is my sisters dog, not my dog. However I do love her like my own