I got reported for hate speech last year on July 2nd for saying “you’re not allowed to be gay anymore. We let it slide yesterday but you gotta cut that out now” Happy pride month

Making a podcast that just me and a guest pitching ideas of what the podcast could be

I think widows bay is my new favorite show.

Phones used to have a feature that when you sent a text you could “alert” the other person by tapping an action that would vibrate their phone a little from the text. I miss this a lot more when I have to briefly call chris to get him to respond to a time sensitive text

magic genie I found in a magic lamp: Seeing as your first two wishes were to get to work on time and “5 more minutes” might I suggest wishing for world pea- Me: kitten. NO WAIT…. 2 kittens

Born to be a wisp of air that moves gently through the limbs of trees, forced to be a mortal coil.

Choosing my fall semester classes which is nerve wracking because, if I’m being honest, I don’t want to leave school.

For rest of this year I vow to be a little less insane

Hello. Job leads have been few and far between this year so far, and job hunting outside my discipline to make ends meet has been fruitless and demoralizing. I have not gotten a paycheck since October. I could use help making rent this month. “Thank you” - Stella PayPal: @StellaSacco Cashapp: #$SACC

I wrote this

I want to move to the woods but I also get irrationally upset that I can’t find a bakery open after 6pm

Creating a spinoff series with Maddy, bishop and snowflake

Maturing is realizing I’m always right

I started using threads kind of as a bit and now everyone on threads is mad at me

I predicted the ending of euphoria and chris was like “they wouldn’t do that. That’s a terrible way to go” and then ….

When I die, please don’t paint me this badly

Last episode of euphoria. I’m free.

Yo widows bay rocks

Came very close to owning a kitten tonight but it may not have been meant to be. We found her hiding in a car engine and coaxed her out but she hid in someone’s front garden so we left food and water out for her. She had eaten some fish when I checked last. At least she’s not in a car engine

At my friends wedding they had this phone at the reception guests could record a message on the couple could listen to later and everyone at my table is just doing Tucker Carlson impressions

Wedding bound

Give strangers compliments. Don’t linger, just tell them you like their jacket or shoes or hair or whatever and move on. Even if the person ignores you, you legit have no idea how much it can mean to someone from experience when I was having tough days and that little “nice makeup” helped a lot.

I don’t care if it’s cringey, I need everyone to know how hard I worked for this this semester

Exit 8 is a horror movie made for me. It hits all the points without making me want to leave the room

Getting a sound machine was the best thing to ever happen to me and I don’t even care I can barely hear my morning alarm

Everyone is going to learn how many friends they have based on how many texts they get when it happens

Hiccups are so humiliating

I have baby fever but for a kitten

You can’t make me like Lena Dunham. I don’t care if she’s on a new “I’m ok now” campaign. I’m good on that.

Had a very New York movie moment in a small noodle shop in Chinatown talking to a friend debating texting someone and the person next to us got up to leave and said “just. Text. Them”

I have never once thought about my belly button but apparently this is a new thing I should be concerned about

Me: ok goodnight *put on a white noise machine at a deafeningly high volume*

Sorry docs are classic. I own a floral patterned combat boots. I can not roast a good product

Honestly leave me out of it

RIP Nat Jacobs, you would have loved Kalshi

IF RUE DIES IM FINDING YOU LEVINSON. IM ON RECORD (as a joke) THAT I WILL FIND YOU (but not really)

Spending most of the day insisting I’m not hungry as I cause chaos in my own life

Thought of ruining everything in my life on purpose but I ate dinner and now I’m good

*weeping, sobbing, on my knees* WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!

V stoked to see Is God Is

Lowkey just wanna go to Yale for grad school cus their food hall looks dope

Man I’m good

A bouquet from our very own garden

I’m really excited for the last two episodes of euphoria so I can be released from this prison

The things in my drafts folder would change your life and I’m actively choosing not to post them

What if I could choose to not be this way? Can you imagine?

Me, pointing at a little girl on a scooter: oh hey is that your friend 3 year old: no my friends are my friends Me: yeah that makes sense