Hey man, thanks for stopping by, you're about to witness a great becoming!

Looks like I got a text from my wife!

TESH TESH TESH TESH #IFYL

i wish my body grew mold like bread or cheese, especially that mold that starts or blueish-green but then gets that white fuzz all over it recruiter: i meant more specifically your hopes or dreams as a potential Olive Garden ‘Hospitaliano’ Crew Member

why don't you sit down over there and let me tell you a story? this one time, I ate boiled peanuts. like a whole lot of them, and i’d like to got sick. y’know what i mean?

without you, everything falls apart without you, it’s not as much fun to pick up the pieces youtu.be/dn3j6-yQKWQ?...

i think Cloudbusting will always be my favorite Kate Bush song youtu.be/pllRW9wETzw?...

if possible

When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster

sleepy boy

i like computers

man a months-long depressive episode really makes you forget how much you like music lol

when you say my name i want to split it from your lips and hide like whispers in the rain when you say my name i want to stop it in your lungs and collect all of your blood to put in the radio youtu.be/pejvzJZSLpw?...

man i miss Deadsy, wish they were still around youtu.be/AWjgS4O1Aes?...

HOT TAKE: Final Fantasy XIII is not only not bad, it’s extremely good and even if you end up not thinking so it’s 8 bucks so

i am so happy for all the Lonely Island guys that they are having really successful and great careers as directors and shit but man i really wish we could get at least one more album

oops i missed like the last several last fm fridays, had a major depressive episode and listened to almost no music for awhile lmao here’s what i listened to this week

if you don't like this album i simply don't know what to say to you

now listening for the eighth billionth time

this is just beavis

I don’t fucking care for him I’ll tell you that much

hmm.

what could it mean...

he never looks at JD that way

lmao holy shit retired wrestler Shelly Martinez retweeted this one over on twitter i've finally made it

GYBE continues being the best post-rock band of all time simply by making idiots really really mad

Paid Dalila's cell phone bill. Leaves us a bit short of kidney meds ($25 for ~2 weeks, $45 for ~a month supply). Astringent is around $5. Humidifier is ~$50

people come from miles around just a have a glass of my lemonade and then they immediately vomit that's 'cause i put a little...SULFUR in my lemonade www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWrM...

listening to F♯A♯∞ and man this album REALLY pisses a few people off for some reason i'm not even sorting by negative these were on like the first two pages of reviews in the default view

I don’t think I’ll get many takers but I’ll try.

NO AGONY NO BRAGONY

November 21 2000, Sin & Punishment debuted on the N64 in Japan! In a GIT GUD moment, Panel de Pon creator Hitoshi Yamagami directed the game for Nintendo... When he expressed concerns about difficulty, Treasure responded that he shouldn't be supervising the game if he wasn't good enough to play it!

WHY is facebook recommending me chris-chan posts

They pass these resolutions all the time lol It's normally a sign people are flailing

alpha tranny e-posters: we're worshiping ishtar now. also i'm the avatar through which that worship happens passoids only club?? do you think my browbone will get me excluded nice woman: i will support you no matter what, we have to have solidarity i think that girl likes you, be normal at her

happy one year anniversary to the time I asked a couple of IRL buddies if they "wanted a few more followers" and then accidentally exposed them to so many people they stopped using the web site entirely

It’s okay, man. I’ve also gotten dressed out of the lost and found after forgetting my tuxedo at home the day of the jazz band concert. Happens to the best of us.

lol it's real

congratulations to jk rowling for inventing books

lmfao?????

me: these edibles ain’t shit me 20 min later:

the duality of man

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

Reading this one today.

lol