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mind your business

Hey pal, the name’s Derek Cum and I’m in harmony with this here nature. Why don’t you skedaddle before I turn into a bear?

at the ER with my wife and i keep trying to pull from my vape like i’m at home lol i did not bring it with me, there is nothing to grab, but i keep moving to grab it anyway like some kind of idiot

it’s last fm friday i didn’t listen to much music this week but it’s more than i’ve listened to in months

just Irish Goodbyed an entire discord server by deleting it entirely I am unstoppable

i know most people insist Full Collapse is Thursday’s best and i LOVE Full Collapse but i will always have to give it to War All The Time

don’t call them strumpets bro

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Note to SEGA and NEC in 1991: Please ensure all your letters are hammered down nice and level.

somehow this is the exact guy you would figure to have lost old doctor who eps

bookmark this one, it's going in the hall of fame of regrettable historical quotations

the 4chan guy, Anno, and GACKT??? w h a t lmao

sorry dude but they start prepping for lunch at 10am at the absolute latest and they absolutely will have all the breakfast stuff put away by 10:30 and the grills cleaned of all sausage/egg/etc stuff that’s how fast food works stop crying you baby

don’t post pics that often anymore so uh here i am

I was over on x dot com scoping out things to talk about on youtube dot com and across a unique and cunning plan for dealing with the strait of hormuz

I feel like this is disrespectful most of all to Gorillaz, who are the exact opposite of all this being fake people drawn by real people with real people doing the music and also they’re sometimes good. This is disrespectful to Noodle.

garfield that is inappropriate

no burger dipped in cheese is worth this shit

i needed a laugh so i looked at this picture again when i was a kid, there was a place called ed's glass works in our town. every once in a while some teens would paint over the G and L and for a few days the sign would read ED'S ASS WORKS and to me that was the funniest thing in the world

germans after experiencing one (1) scoville

experts predict every single thing will continue to get worst at an accelerated rate

unfortunately i’m currently houseless due to being evicted. if you can please spread the word or even share my flyer with someone able to help that would be amazing!! im very hopeful i can get out of this situation just need some help getting there! anything helps likes, reposts, comments, etc ♡

what i say to my kids on their birthday when i forget their name

lol, what

just $25 needed before like 3pmish tomorrow, if we can get this med pickup squared away it will be a big relief pp/vnmo megagarbage if you are able, it's ok if you aren't

went back in time to introduce a Victorian child to pizza but instead they got me hooked on some kind of embalming fluid they were all doing. these kids are fucked up

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Yea cream on it

always thought everyone was crazy for hating this album when it came out, it's the Blood Brothers' best imo youtu.be/4tzInYl9Rgc?...

"slay the spire"? u mean bottom surgery?

I Got Stepped On By Godzilla And All I Got Was Made Into Slime On The Street

adult baby garfield

we are in the process of finding out if “ah! well. nevertheless,” works for us on a global scale or if it is just a personal thing it’s not looking great folks

back in ye olde days you only met 80 people over the course of your whole life and you couldn't look at a picture of some french lady's tremendous baps so if Hieronymus from the sawmill decided he wanted to suck u like yogurt how would anyone know better. it was a freer time

cool website just kidding it suck’s

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my wife takes seroquel for insomnia and one time her seroquel brain decided it was time to record some food reviews

drive-in restaurant, rts. 9 & 96, rhinebeck, new york, 1976

D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣

When I was 19, a member of the Academy offered me a chance to help him run a film festival in Steamboat Springs, Colorado because he heard me loudly making fun of an Ulli Lommel movie.

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