i think i may be the luckiest woman in the world my wife is so emotionally intelligent and she knows so much cool shit about art and also she’s a fantastic artist two weeks without her is gonna suck but she’s worth anything. she’s my home.

🎶 guess who relapsed again 🎶 going to like a proper rehab place in the next couple of days, don’t totally lmao when yet. but i can’t beat the alcohol without help. also my wife has been just the absolute best through all of this. i love her so much.

christian or not, Showbread went crazy also absolutely part of sasscore’s rich history despite never claiming it themselves youtu.be/RPviF7Wp_bw?...

adventurer: -it's just. not what i expected. wizard: the power does come at a sacrifice, you knew that. adventurer: i did. wizard: and you were happy when i told you that didn't mean blood sacrifice or losing a limb. adventurer: i was. wizard: so let's tattoo 'muppet dick' on your face already.

someone is enjoying the morning sun

ok here i go, now playing: Coheed And Cambria - Vaxis: Act III - The Father of Make Believe

successfully went up a set of exactly two steps

ordering uber eats and then venting all of my personal problems to them via text and then cancelling the order right as the app tells me they’re on their way

lol apparently the All American Rejects are playing a secret show in my town tonight if only they didn’t suck shit

about to hit the record store, picking up the new American Football i think. any suggestions?

thought i heard a cat outside my office and i am so sad that i was wrong? me. there are no cats 😢

ok so like i've been sort of off and on the internet a lot recently what is the deal with Bluesky banning trans people??? is that a thing that's happening, what is going on with that, i can't seem to figure anything solid out

GOOEY CHEESE!

last fm friday babeyyy

GOOEY CHEESE!

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

oh cool i feel a developing zit on my nostril at 39 years old, love that that’s a thing i still have to deal with

can’t sleep and i’m in a McCarthy mood so now watching

ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis

ah yes, the site of the infamous Slim Jim Boner

The correct answer is "blood to purge the crimes of this guilty land."

wheat, you stupid asshole

"I was a George HERBERT Walker. You will only ever be a George Walker, and thus will you always know that you are lesser than I, George Herbert Walker Bush!"

Yuko Takehara is the best

Creating the 24-hour news cycle: world-historical bad! Creating WCW, Cartoon Network, and Turner Classic Movies, etc: unalloyed cultural good. Complicated legacy, yadda yadda.

rip ted turner

do you think they gave George W. Bush less middle names than his dad as some kind of punishment

I would do the same shit Ted Turner did if I was a billionaire. I’d buy AEW and put the World title on Orange Cassidy. I’d hire people to find the missing reels of Greed. I’d start a network that broadcast The Larry Sanders show 24/7. I’d reverse engineer a dodo so its meat actually tasted good

Douglas Reynholm?

i dunno how it is in Australia but in the rest of the world, Silverchair’s Beatles period is like violently underrated youtu.be/FoL5Q72HZWg?...

sorry but Folie a Deux is Fall Out Boy’s best album and you cannot convince me otherwise youtu.be/kLf8J2QQJBU?...

anyone who tells you Mineral sucks is a dirty liar youtu.be/P3KFGf-71-g?...

sorry but My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is still a classic youtu.be/gLMd-PyHkNk?...

finally getting around to the last two American Football singles and holy shit this album is going to be so good

finally getting around to the last two American Football singles and holy shit this album is going to be so good

Never seen a picture of him before, I always assumed he wore glasses

forcing myself to resist making really annoying The Road jokes with even the vaguest relevance in replies/qrts because i just finished it a couple days ago you guys shouldn’t have let me start reading again

Biden will be remembered as one of the worst american presidents of all time, and I hope his last lucid thought is realizing that

I tested this for fun to see if it was regional - Crumbl is a US company and doesn't exist in Germany. It still "corrected" my search term and the entire first page of results was for the brand - even though the nearest store is 6000km away.

Cartman as a character is Asian-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

sometimes i forget there is in fact a video game where you can fight mike tenay as afro thunder from ready 2 rumble boxing

why the fuck did they do a .hack//G.U. remaster and not the original .hack series like why did they do G.U. first, it’s good, but like where are Infection/Mutation/Outbreak/Quarantine???

These Met Gala outfits are getting ridiculous

Nice! RPGMaker.net is back up and running. Almost 6000 games (most of them free) - the downloads had been mirrored on the Internet Archive but all the reviews, rankings, etc had been offline for ages. Absolute essential resource.

Abortion Pill Thrown Into Air And Caught In Mouth

it appears that i am the only person in the world playing Windjammers 2

for sale, shrek gravestone, never mourned