help my wife is too horny

i miss when gamers were annoying about good shit like God Hand and not whether a game character has sophisticated enough boob physics to be considered Not Woke

The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.

the ideal pork shape

Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

if I were you guys I wouldn't get involved in discourse then. I'd hire a third party pr firm to deal with those sorts of interactions. you're stepping on rakes and screaming at your userbase to stop hitting you in the face

what you fail to see mr pope is going to live in my head forever

reeb of mcentire

Sorry guys, I gotta go — my Uber is here

Sept 30 vs Oct 1

oh to be perfect and normal in an unexplained black void

yuuup!!!

The first half of the month is difficult with rent wiping out most of my paycheck, if you have enjoyed my posts/reviews/poems and would like to help out that is always greatly appreciated!

We need a Suprapika for every Final Fantasy game. Where’s the guy making 400 videos about the minutiae of Mystic Quest.

people just get in the newspaper and say stuff. no it isn't. that's not true.

CRICKET.BMF

Oh man. Get a load of the noggin on this one. The whole situation. The tungus

Jeff Dunham not doing a set at Riyadh?

jesus fucking christ lmao

We passed by a billboard in Pittsburgh that said "Tailgaters deserve Pepsi" and I was like yeah exaaaaactly for probably a full twenty seconds before I realized that was supposed to be good

it was the early 2000s, we were all playing kingdom hearts, the schwinn stingray was the hottest bike on the streets, garage bands, suburban sunsets, ganging up on your muslim classmates and terrorizing them, complaining about how the asian kids’ food smelled, the vice principal covering up molestat

DISNEY'S DUCKTALES CAPCOM 1989 NES

please enjoy this video of Dave Matthews talking about cumming

that's barney

I yearn for the things I remember from my childhood... not being able to buy beer... having to take math tests...

the stores Walmart killed are so long dead and deep buried that when younger generations mournfully fantasize about the death of the Good Old Days they conjure only images of soulless megacorporations like Walmart squeezing the life out of beloved aw shucks local businesses like Walmart

Two Hamburgers, both alike in Helping, in fair Verona where we lay our scene

Sleek, black, and compact: The Sinclair ZX81, backbone of the early UK bedroom coder and home computer enthusiast revolution. Available in 1981 in kit form for £49.99 or pre-assembled for £69.99 and sold via mail order and high street stores.

hey Sonny, Red! look how big that lamp is, man! that’s huge!!!

(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this

lupe what the fuck are you talking about man

the Space Coast must be a pretty bleak place for pizza

Happy Friday

slipping a tylenol into my wife's drink so my next kid will like baseball

We need another one of these

lmao this upset someone enough to type an entire paragraph at me

Michael Buffer's kangol hat at WCW Road Wild 1997 is truly incredible

this is cold hard truth that is tough, but still truth

Cornered on a rooftop by guys from Yes

sorry but Owner of a Lonely Heart fucking whips, Yes was right to sell out www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVOu...

i am not the biggest fan of the Vaxis albums as a whole but i can't deny that The Dark Sentencer goes OFF www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3zm...