Maggie Gyllenhaal, 90s

I'm going to take a nap because I was a good boy 🐶

3:30 a.m. on Christmas morning in the actual leftist on Bluesky return to war🪖 Look I heard y'all wanted to fight. I thought y'all were serious. Clearly the actual left was.

Merry Christmas Fuck Israel Free Palestine Donald Trump is a child rapist Fuck the billionaires and corporations #KillAI

And yes, he cut up and drowned a baby. But a United States president does not simply fail to start wars. It's all we've done for 250 years is just wander around slaughtering children and I watched the sad little man fail twice. Well he failed to slaughter children militarily anyway *frowns*

Trump retroactively losing the Cold War is going to blow my mind for a very long time. It's a big list at the moment but that's on the list. First thing bro did in office with a serious face was try to surrender to England and lose the Revolutionary War. He failed to start two wars since.

This is the world with us. Pray you never see one without.

What a coincidence that man's life was ruined the day after that giant voodoo doll showed up in New Orleans. I don't know if drowning your own underage prostitute's child is going to ruin that man, but we're going to find out.

what are the witches doing about it?! Where is your voodoo now? *sirens in the distance* 💅

Fuck off Pedoman!🖕🏾

this rules

Mike Johnson just got doxed publicly for being on Grindr because he's so very gay www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr3eJtQD/

Anyway, this is why I now know that Donald Trump drowned a baby and murdered a 13 year old. It's not even the same 13 year old the baby is from if that gives you some idea www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr3JAeRy/

Sometimes you've seen what I can do. What do you think my God is capable of or the spirits that taught me this? I have a boss you know I have a dad.

You don't understand. I'm just happy none of these deities murdered me or did something terrible. That's that's 10 out of 10 job right there. If I fuck up a single time it's over for me.

Please follow that guy If you can because Legba sees him. He certainly came to take a pic at me after I interacted with that, which was very intense 😌

Our gods aren't dead and they can see us

This is the kind of crap I'm talking about. I'm not allowed to be terrified but bro can see me. Not that man. I ain't worried about him. I'm worried about his boss brother 😌 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr3JS669/

To briefly sum up the situation: Instead of acquiring the whole company — which big tech can’t do because of antitrust — they seem to have used a popular M&A tactic these days: just hiring away the key engineers. Groq is finished.

Digital crackheads is surely a sound investment surely.

Can't ask Grok if it's been sold to Nvidia because it's a piece of shit and won't stop getting high and lying. 10/10 technology you got there Bros.

Levee break at Glen Helen Parkway/Cajon Blvd apparently. (Devore Heights) 12/24/25 1616PT #traffic #rain #cawx

Hello #Japan I will not blackmail you or try to drown babies like Donald Trump. That is a pretty high bar for an American these days #japanese #friend

this is cool, but i'd like to see JP bluesky data compared against another JP platform like misskey.io where (to my knowledge) most JP twitter users have been migrating to instead of any ATProtocol platforms

*looks out blinds*

I promise you if they find me and my head exploded in here you won't have to ask what happened.

I don't think it would go through my house. I don't want to find out 🤔🤔🤔

Someone just be honest with me. Is there a Jewish space laser? They already have the spy pigeons. I didn't think those were real either but here we are having this conversation 🤔🫂

The Mossad spy pigeon ion canon meme is real God damn it of course it's real

Well great www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr31Nq9T/

Donald Trump everyone biggest fuck up to ever live *clapping*

Bro, just took over the entire Justice Department the FBI, the entire apparatus of the United States and then failed to shred his own files lol. I told you he was a fuck up. I didn't know he drowned babies but I knew he was a fuck up.

Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering

Get mad about it? You probably should not at me but hey if you want to go out smacking your balls on a fucking chair or something God bless you soldier won't be my problem 🪖🫡 You want the last thing you do to be publicly sniveling like a little bitch have at it.

I'm basically batting 100% still. Some of my predictions about the future may be off by like a month or two, but it doesn't stop them from happening. I assure you I know what's going on in the present.

People block me because they can't stand some of the crazy s*** I break early but then they see it starting to filter out into the periodicals and they're like well. God damn goddamn God damn lol. Maybe I know what the f*** I'm doing my man 👍

Donald Trump's name appears on a newly released Epstein file in which a purported victim makes allegations about a newborn baby being murdered and dumped in Lake Michigan, linking the homicide directly to Trump.

Goddamn

$11 man lol

It cost like $11 to get more views than that literally $11 Clearly my metrics are trash. Clearly I don't pay for that. But I promise you I know how much it is tictok has made all of their users very aware of exactly how much that sort of thing costs you 😌

Damn son 5K views with the United States government bot Network at your back. Holy s*** that's like three actual people lmao

Oh wow! That's with them paying for bots too holy shit lol

Oh wow. You'd have to put it all together but if you did that would be in my ballpark as far as video views go and what have you. It is never good when your views are looking like mine lol

who cares about nielsen ratings, streaming is the future of- wuh oh

Map of hate

Talk, don't act. Latest. They condemn while refusing to stop trade. There's surely a word for that. www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-41... #spéirghorm

This is a very 2025 post

Glad we had that chat, fight or get out of the way.