If your kid is being bullied at school you need to give them permission to punch the other kid in the mouth

Hindutva asshole deserved this block

Most of Oregon haaaaaaaaaaaates Portland

Time to fire up all those “…assuming spurs stay up” transfers rumors

I’ll stop Spurs posting shortly but I’m ecstatic right now and I need to let it out

TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR

Got a good kegel workout today

PRAISE JEBUS

Come the fuck on. Only 10 minutes to go

Goddammit Leeds

Goddammit Leeds

Kolo Muani? Fuck

45 more minutes of sheer agony

TOTTENHAM FANDOM MENTAL WELL BEING 5/24/26 9:06 am pst SUICIDAL …………….!……. LESS SUICIDAL

@theamitie.bsky.social can we borrow your Philly sports scale for this spurs game

This might just be back on the menu...

FUCK YEAH. YES! YES! YES!

86° in London is like 86° in SF, ie the surface of the sun

Would be nice if my Ativan would hurry up and kick in

Come. The. Fuck. On. You. Spurs.

I am gonna make it Through this game If it kills me

“Is the Air Force like top gun?” “Yeah but with a lot more volleyball”

Me waiting for the spurs game tomorrow

Cocaine helicopter time baby

like, the whole band?

The Faculty is one of those rare high school movies where the actors are actually high school age

I’m mad at how good this is

Pepsi ads on the boards of a habs game feels racist

Geaux Habs

I mean of course a guy name Jaxson is a maga chud. He was obviously birthed and raised by morons.

If you don’t follow Dan on TikTok or YouTube, you’re missing out on some fascinating stuff. Lots of great and informative takedowns of Christian apologetics and explanations of what the authors of the biblical books were actually saying.

high life >>>> lite

It’s nice watching a soccer game with huge stakes that I have no vested interest in. I’m not even sure I’m gonna have it in me to watch tomorrow’s games.

Do you like being in bed by 10? Here’s your chance to tell the world

Bill Murray's Star Wars song ran so that Tim Robinson’s buh buh buh buh buh basketball song could also run

@gluesenkampperez.house.gov clubbing seals isn’t enough so you gotta help abusive parents club their kids too?

Join the Bed By 10 Club, created by my beautiful and talented wife @lauratellsjokes.bsky.social. In preview now, but soon to be a full-fledged place to find events in the Bay Area that finish by 10pm!

Seems pretty bad!

Baby on the subway I know I know It’s serious

Because of insurance changes I’m seeing my fourth therapist/ psychiatrist in the past year today and I gotta say I’m getting really tired of retelling my backstory

There’s an airborne toxic event happening in Orange County right now, so I hope one of my homies who lives in the evacuation area starts working on the next great American novel

The Discover tab is the Discover card of tabs

TIL that Linda Perry of 4 Non Blondes fame wrote Pink’s Get the Party Started

Only 35 years until Halley’s Comet comes back you guys. Get excited.

[peppy hare voice] do a sausage roll

No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.

Gazpacho in a bread bowl