Streetlight are playing with AJJ in San Francisco tonight but the show doesn’t start til 8 which means Streetlight won’t go on until close to 10 and I just can’t hang like that anymore :(

Thankful for the birthday wishes but people really got stop texting them before 8am.

He seemed to spend his later years in total contentment, which is all any us can ask for

Those little sleeping caps

My kid is giving me the best birthday present: they’ve agreed to watch all of Fellowship with me today

Listen pal I’ll be the judge of that

They pay me in Goines

Not entirely sure what’s going on, but I hope everybody’s having a good time

Did you know that not posting is a perfectly good option

RIP Lindsey Graham you were great as Beverly Leslie on Will & Grace

Conor Macgregor:

Best ending to a UFC show ever. Legit actually funnier than if Conor got KO'd.

Nazis vs Nazi gold

Absolute chimneys

Djed tripped the other guy

Return of the Djedi

Ryerson looks like a Bond villain’s henchman

That was a cross that happened to go in lol

Harry Kane taking FKs lol

Pausa de hidratación

Like my dad going out for a pack of smokes, it’s not coming home

New duds for my bday

No! Fuck you!

He knows all the best places to set a couch on fire on Del Playa

Thinking about becoming one of those TikTokers who just watches TV and then has a side by side video of me going WHAT?!?!?

St Pauli rules

new sincere engineer 👍👍👍👍👍

Where was Thibault, String?? Where was Thibault??

Was that the RZA?

Still a very regular part of my lexicon

Pausa de hidratación

Every time I watch Spain:

My wife dreams a lot (cool) and she loves to tell me about her dreams (meh) but I especially don’t like when she gets mad at me for things I did in her dreams

I propose a better word than hallucinate for when AI makes things up: conjure

Fire and trade [gary oldman voice] EVERYONE

Stutter step drag. Loser.

“i am not being targeted in any way and it is deeply racist to suggest that being defended on the court is a hostile act against me and not part of the game. i do not want this investigation and i am completely unsupportive of any political or legal action taken against my colleagues.” not hard.

Need BrienneofSnarth to weigh in on this

it's kane!!! charles foster kane!! coming down to the ring and he's got the steel sled!!!

Just learned out how to play the opening notes to welcome to the black parade. So whenever I need to cry I can do it to myself.

I nominate @marcnormandin.bsky.social

Some people are saying he should shut up or retire or both but I want to say please Keith keep saying weirdo boomer shit like this.

Stile project

What if I do hate waffles though

Out on the town having the time of my life with Mitch McConnell. He’s just out of frame, laughing too

Oh my godddd, every John Oliver scene on "General Hospital" as shadowy security consultant "Z" is fucking GOLD

[Trevor McDonald sits alone in the Giants clubhouse, hanging his head because he has realized that he sucks shit] [Sam Hentges enters wearing only a Barstool Sports t-shirt, no pants no undies, holding a Bible] HENTGES: You know who else was hated by everybody and then hammered to death…?