Pete just doesn't fire people midseason and unless the GM overrode him he's now fired the ST and OC coaches.

Bowles' annual disregard for the health of his offensive players now extends to his QB.

Zyon McCollum somehow plays less defense than CJ McCollum.

Stang's eyes are twitching with Russell Wilson benched and washed up while Parkinson is thriving...

Are the Panthers seriously going to win the NFC South.

I think the Raiders should just bench Geno. He's an active liability regardless of the lack of high-end talent around him. Raiders were just as talent-starved last year and O'Connell looked better than how Geno looks now. Pete should also resign for dignity-based reasons.

Jaguars-Cardinals being a banger was not on my bingo card.

This is a shot at @earlmontclair.bsky.social and his disgusting, confusingly erotic travel attire.

Dad is home.

Listening to Somebody to Love for the first time:

The Mesh merchant in Buffalo has probably worn out his welcome.

oh ok so drake lost his leg

Stang just went to cloud nine knowing Seattle tried out Hendon Hooker.

This Carroll stint in Vegas is Raiders payback for the Tom Flores years in Seattle.

The Raiders ranking No. 9 in defensive DVOA looks like Pete just knows how to game the metric at this point.

Geno Smith has never had a home prime time start in which his offense has scored more than 20 points.

Sam Darnold has catapulted his way into 4th in the NFL in interception rate behind Tua, Geno, and McCarthy. Can't imagine there's ever been a case where someone is outstanding in completion percentage (2nd at 70.2%) but also has a high interception rate.

Oluwatimi was not good in pass pro in this game.

Unless the Seahawks are screwing with the injury report they need to commit to K9 as the clear lead back because this committee shit kills the flow of the offense. Charbonnet has almost no efficiency with his touches this year.

Seahawks defense is for real. They defended the PA stuff superbly.

I think he should've been more specific with his messaging.

Cobee and Coby making big plays for their respective teams.

How loudly would I get yelled at if I pointed out that five of the last nine touchdowns allowed by the Seahawks have come after Sam Darnold turnovers?

Nick Emmanwori and Byron Murphy II would've easily been classified as Pete Carroll type players if Pete was still around.

No more dread. Adios to the Pels and Willie Green.

I am now dreading a horrific 4th quarter collapse.

Wow this Pelicans team reeks.

The whole crux of Seahawks fans hating Greg Olsen is because he criticized the 2020 offense and how it operated, even though the collapse of it led to Schotty getting fired.

The Seahawks are not only No. 1 in play action by EPA they're No. 1 by a mile. Whatever that bullshit was last year was abominable.

This feels relevant.

The Packers have a lot of young dudes on the team, but they lack DUDES to be an elite squad.

Aikman is disgusted by Jordan Love's performance.

The Packers are out of a playoff spot if they lose tonight, by the way.

Lol the tweet broke contain thankfully I muted notifications. Fine. Darnold's INT% is the exact same as Geno's was last year. It's just that he's got a higher TD% and uh, well, better stats everywhere else. But the turnovers did not go down, whether it's "his fault" or not!

@30acrefortress.bsky.social Happy birthday!!

They actually interviewed him on the Lions-Commanders broadcast lmaooooo

Hard to ignore how much better the run game immediately got with Olu.

The masses on the other app got mad when I noted Darnold has turned it over as many times through 9 games as Geno. Of course I know context and blah blah Sam has been amazing but I can bad faith with the best of them.

The insanely stupid 24-20 win over the Cardinals is going to be electrifying with Kevin Harlan on the call.

Correct! Guys like Witherspoon, JSN, Love, Nwosu, Hall, Leonard Williams, Reed, etc. were brought in after Pete left…

I have it on reasonably good authority that he wasn't a Pete priority.

Chip was a revolutionary those first few years but that's as far as he got at an NFL level.

I choose to pretend that Pete's coaching career ended on MNF against the Eagles. This Raiders stint is actively embarrassing because while the roster sucks, he's doing almost nothing to make them look discernibly different from the McDaniels and Pierce teams.

you used to have to beg john to send a 3rd round pick to Cincinnati for 45 year old Carlos Dunlap to be your best pass rusher and now he's paying 37 year old DeMarcus Lawrence 15 per to be your 6th best pass rusher

The other app mass-banning Old BirdDeck users may be one of the biggest drivers to BlueSky imaginable.

Two months after a near-fatal infection, a near-fatal in-hospital accident, I am spending my birthday with my dad in his recovery facility. If all goes well, he'll be home with me this month, but with a long road ahead for full recovery. Haven't given an update in awhile, but that's the update.

When you consider how quickly nausea subsides, it's no surprise Zohran is popular.

Definitely thought this was about the CFP rankings on ESPN.

Grand takes off of odd-year elections don't mean a whole lot to me, to be honest. Not when this place has the collective memory of a goldfish.

God DAMN.