Haliburton saw a potential war in the Middle East and said I want back in.

Damn the Mariners fan crashouts didn't even wait until mid-April this year. This must be bad.

They misunderstood @earlmontclair.bsky.social. He pisses into the laundry detergent bottle and then uses it for the washing machine. Saves even more water!

This is why McVay gets triggered over going for two.

No wonder Mike Vrabel looked so lost trying to figure out the Seahawks defense.

This scene lives rent-free in my head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEW6...

Wishing peace to Arrowhead Pride’s fearless leader, John Dixon www.arrowheadpride.com/general/1983...

Orthodontist this morning says she wanted to show me something. Calls the hygienist over too, then pulls out her phone She took a picture of me on the the scoreboard a week and a half ago at the game lol Small world, man

"Cor blimey, live from Brixton it's Saturday night innit bruv?!!!"

Now that March Madness is over, just want to shout out @rickyodonn.bsky.social for his usual A+ coverage on the men's tourney for @sbnation.bsky.social. This was also my first March Madness working the Portland regional, and I even got to do In-5 trivia with fans! www.instagram.com/reels/DWRr9j...

I feel like a healthier, more sound of mind person by being mostly unaware of who Hasan Piker is.

UConn's 30.8% shooting tonight was the second worst NCAA Men's D-I national championship game performance in the shot clock era. I forgot about the Butler game in 2011 when Butler shot below 20% but I think everyone would rather forget the Butler-UConn game.

First team to beat UConn in a men's championship game!

McKinney hits the 3, but Yaxel's defense on the other end, man. Just a good basketball player

The crowd audio of the broadcast is terrible. So muted

UConn and Michigan gotta know it's okay to take mid-range shots instead of driving into trees and expecting to score.

The NCAA rules committee must answer for why a hook and hold is a flagrant foul in basketball.

How many Cash Cab contestants do you think recognized Ben Bailey from the Patrice O'Neal roast?

I think I'm increasingly out on Mike Washington Jr as a draft fit for Seattle. Seattle will and probably should draft a running back and they better not try the "by committee" thing where no one is in a rhythm. Find a clear RB1/RB2 between draft pick + guys on your roster right now.

The late surge assured that UCLA would not have the most lopsided championship win the women's D-I game has ever seen.

So happy for Lauren Betts.

Texas' season-low before playing UCLA in the Final Four: 64 What they scored against UCLA: 44 South Carolina's season-low before playing UCLA in the title game: 60 What they scored against UCLA: TBD

Big Ten school winning the national title but it's UCLA:

need this ucla championship to be the only title a los angeles sports team wins this year. YOU ONLY GET ONE!

Jaquez masterclass for UCLA.

As things stand, South Carolina has put up the single worst shooting performance in the history of the NCAA Women's National Championship Game. 25% through 2.5 quarters.

This is also a physical mismatch. South Carolina is on pace for one of their worst net rebounding games since they became a regular NCAA Tournament team under Staley in 2012.

South Carolina doesn't have the advantage in the paint and UCLA is defending without fouling, so where are the easy baskets coming from for the Gamecocks?

just remembered that lady who got her shit stomped in by an elephant she pissed off, then two days later at her funeral the elephant game back and stomped her corpse's shit in again. One of the great haters of our time.

How long before Dusty May has interest from NBA teams.

The most points scored in a single NCAA Tournament is 571 by the UNLV Runnin' Rebels in 1990. They famously had 131 vs. Loyola Marymount and 103 vs. Duke in the title game. Michigan is at 458 and counting. They have a real shot at history on Monday night.

TBS graphics department just made up a "Byron Mullins" on UConn and like, that's not even particularly close.

Clark Kellogg doesn't age, man.

Bakersfield.

This Michigan team is one of the best colelge basketball teams I've ever seen.

The depth perception thing for basketball players is real. Other than the NHL Outdoor Series, no other sport turns an arena game into a stadium game like college basketball. And obviously the goal area in hockey and basketball are not the same location.

I actually like that the Fab Five pulls up for these Michigan games.

There's a god damn intermission concert in between Final Four games. This is that "utter woke nonsense" the kids are talking about?

Dan Hurley, man. I can’t believe this UConn team that lost the regular season finale to Marquette and got routed by 20 in the Big East title game is really playing for another natty. Simply an all-time great coach.

The bounces are all going UConn’s way so far. Stojakovic’s layup hangs on the rim for an hour and doesn’t fall. Solo Ball’s three hits the rim twice and goes in. Braylon Mullins banks in a big three before half. Hurley is living right.

These college rims are different, man.

We worked together for almost a decade but this is the first time we’ve met in person. shoutout @rickyodonn.bsky.social

Another devastating L for "Quick 2" FC.

Oh this could be an insane comeback.

Not jut hit the back iron. It straight died on the back rim.

UConn shot 38% from 3. South Carolina 38. UCLA 37. We take the best shooting teams in the country and they're shooting worse than teams in the 350s nationally. IF this won't fix it, nothing will

Texas-UCLA is genuinely one of the worst Final Four games ever played, men's or women's.

None of the Final Four teams tonight has cleared 40% from the floor.

The ball/rim situation in the NCAA Tournament (both) is absolute catastrophic and they have to change it. This is the worse possible way to advertise the games man