So he uh raped that woman

Michigan Head Coach Jon Gruden

this is a threat to the rest of the world. we could send the falcons to play in your country at any time. beware.

Biff Poggi might go shirtless for the Citrus Bowl

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Time for Michigan Head Coach Brian Kelly with offensive line coach Les Miles

Michigan Head Coach Brian Kelly

They shoulda just gone with “Sherrone Moore has been fired for cause. Cause: you already know”

Time to come back down south Bryce Underwood

zero, China loves doing the same growth-focused shit as America, and while it's definitely antagonizing US AI labs/the USG as a means of creating the "arms race" situation, it only really got in there post-ChatGPT with Xunzi and Ernie (news.njau.edu.cn/2023/1215/c7..., www.wsj.com/articles/bai...)

reasons why the 'weird' critique worked, part 9,457

YouTube TV is officially launching a sports-only plan in 2026 🏈🏀 The price is TBD — it will be less than the current $83 a month package

It takes a special kind of delusion to tell parents to buy their kids fewer toys and pencils while bragging about building a new White House ballroom and gold in the Oval Office.

Looked this up after watching them beat Tampa--the Saints defense has quietly improved this year.... 2024 28th in yds/play 24th in EPA/play 18th in success rate 2025 10th in yds/play 14th in EPA/play 14th in success rate

I uh played a lot of RPGs this year (this doesn’t even include Persona 3 or 4 or Expedition 33)

Yikes

Kellen right in middle of pack

Ole Miss going fully Dennis Allen Saints is so funny

We’re at the desperation stage. Altman on Fallon, Huang on Rogan. They have no idea what to do anymore

The cost of raising kids in this country is outrageous. Take this story about a retiree who has to go back to work to support his family.

Philip Rivers is older than 12 current head coaches: Kellen Moore Mike Macdonald Ben Johnson Sean McVay Liam Coen Kevin O'Connell Shane Steichen DeMeco Ryans Zac Taylor Mike McDaniel Jonathan Gannon Kevin Stefanski

bro really got his old ass up off the couch to play the SEAHAWKS

Oh my god

Seems good

Jalen Hurts played QB for both Alabama and Oklahoma and kindly gave us all a preview of what to expect a week from Friday

Jalen Hurts had 5 turnovers after the Eagles introduced the Positivity Rabbit

So tired of this game being on

Chargers yall are the home team

This is my nation’s favorite sport, it is legalized battery between armored men who play in colorful pajamas, the sight of it is an grotesquerie we should hide from God’s eyes whenever possible I love it more than life itself

The Eagles are the worst watch in the NFL in a game with the Chargers offensive line.

Literally no one wanted this game to go to OT

Double-digit field goals made and double-digit free throws made in a triple-double by a rookie, NBA history Elgin Baylor Oscar Robertson (10x lol) Michael Jordan (2x) AND DERIK QUEEN 33 points (11/15 FGs, 11/13 FTs), 10 rebounds, 10 assists (4 blocks too)

Your best player had a completely uncontested shot to win the game. He missed. I have no complaints.

TRIGGA

A 30 point triple double for a 20 year old

NBA rookies with 29 points, 10 rebounds, 10 assists and 3 blocks in a game per @stathead.com: Derik Queen

Jim Harbaugh loves nothing more than a 10 minute drive ending with a 34-yard field goal

TRIPLE DOUBLE

NBA rookies to accomplish this feat: Victor Wembanyama Chris Webber Michael Jordan Derik Queen

Refs can we get back to playing basketball

3 fouls in 40 seconds is hilarious

I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?

The rabbit in the Eagles locker room next week:

Pelicans thoughts

25-10-8 in 3 quarters for a rookie

Derik Queen triple double watch! 23-10-8

Queen is such an amazing passer

Sad news out of Philadelphia, where the Eagles’ famed positivity rabbit has committed seppuku after watching the Eagles offense for one half