Hahahaha everyone on the Pels dressed like a movie serial killer and Herb’s costume is just actually wearing a suit for once. I love it so much

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

I don’t wanna hear any more about Zion’s foot contusion. Does it look like this? THIS was a foot contusion Trigger warning: very non sexy foot content 😆

we need another billionaire undersea implosion to keep our spirits up

I have long thought it’s bc Gayle personally likes him, which like, you go ahead! But you are running a business 🙄… it genuinely made so little sense to clean house in the front office and keep him, I actually forgot he was still here for a sec when preseason started

Or am I caught in a hit and run? Straight up now tell me is it gonna be you! And me together! Give me some information pleeeeeaaase

Hey hey wait a minute, those Paula Abdul tracks were huge at 5th grade roller skating night! Huge!

Oh no a few people booed the open Hawk airball 😬

My Achilles heel this season is going to be STAIRS. It’s been 4 and a half months since I broke my foot and I’m still so scared of falling again. If you’re behind a slow person on the arena stairs, it’s me and I’m sorry

Earlier the Pels put the upcoming games on the Jumbotron, and um, when do they pick up a win?

Omg AS I WAS TYPING THIS something furry touched my hand and my phone. IT WAS PIERRE THE PELICAN and I might have had a heart attack

Pels advertising gear on the Jumbotron… I can’t spend any more money on this team!!!

I feel so bad for Jordan Hawkins. But also i don’t, get him out of there

Over the summer we got into Fallout 76 and in the game there’s a skeleton with a broom under a basketball net, on which there was a wedgie. Guess the apocalypse happened before he could get the ball down 😂 I thought of you guys lol

Possibly the whitest basketball lineup I’ve seen in years? (Celtics)

Not going to be happy if this rabid checking of tickets keeps up every 5 minutes all season… ok I had to go through 2 previous ticket checks to get into the club section, and now you need to look at them again? 🙄

You know, the Pels made so many offseason changes, I genuinely forgot until like last month that one of them was NOT firing Willie Green. I was so disappointed when I remembered. 😆

Holy shit look at that thing, a perfect circle

Um why was Deandre Jordan not in the league? Just old? Because 👀

If he fouled anyone he fouled Derik queen as they were fighting for the rebound 😂

Oh my god that flop was COMICAL on the replay

Hey hold on I have a busted foot and I’m here 😒 … we can’t be starting this shit on game 3

Hahahahaha look at him go

Dying laughing at the last play… the mop guy with an MVP move to scramble off the court 😂 he was NOT expecting Trey Murphy to get that turnover and come running at him

In a small group of ppl in our section who didn’t leave & now we’re like, “THIS IS WHY YOU DONT LEAVE” (half sarcastically)

Somehow at the same time, in overtime, the Spurs remembered how to shoot 3s and the Pels forgot Trey Murphy existed

Pels Gonna Pel 2025

God damn it I told my husband it was Derrick with 2 Rs like an hour ago aaaand I realized I was wrong.

Well damn. Derrick Queen fouled him out. Let’s go Pels

Well holy shit. Great double on Wemby and we’re going to overtime.

Didn’t think we’d be in the situation where we’re doing a defense chant with 19 seconds left, so I’m pleasantly surprised! Thanks, Zion. #nbasky #pelicans

Zion whew

Not sure ppl watching on tv can tell how active Jose is on the bench, even though he’s not playing. He hangs out with the assistant coaches and stands up and gestures and yells

Nice to see Dejounte Murray actually here and not in The Boot anymore even. (After breaking my foot this summer, I now feel a deep kinship with anyone who has done time in The Boot.)

Lol Jordan Hawkins read y’all’s skeets at halftime

ZION AND TREY (I can’t believe the Pels look this good?)

Queen is playin competent defense on Wemby. He is a 20 year old in his 2nd game.

I like Queen so far… want to see what he looks like a year or two of NBA level lifting and training

At least if the Pels fall apart in the 3rd quarter, we can console ourselves with the fact that we’re still in New Orleans. #nbasky

I feel like my new avatar really speaks to my state of mind as a Pelicans fan

CP is 40? Great, now I will just wither away and go into the west

Zion is in such good shape this year… please don’t break

I feel like this place would’ve rioted if Jose didn’t check in during the first home game

Did not miss kids/teens who just scream shrilly at the top of their lungs behind you at the game

Well holy shit. Pels have the lead.

Trey Murphy wins the tip against Wemby & then he fouls Zion on the dunk! And 1. This is the best this game is going to be, isn’t it 🤣

Omg people booing Willie in the first home game! Give him at least till December and then we can boo him 🤣

Happy to report the Pels intro video wasn’t filmed in a random storage room this time. Seems like they’ve moved to the boiler room in the basement. Upgrade? Unclear as yet

Nice! Same crowd as last year here in 111

Back at the scene of the crime I guess