Did the kids’ school 1 mile race today. Not a fast time, but I am sure I finished first in the “missing a leg bone” division. Pictured is me blowing the wife a kiss as I stumbled towards the finish line.

I have a family member who still carries deep dark mental scars from the people he killed in Vietnam. His life was forever altered from that. This man is a psychopath.

Another recovery milestone - first one mile run since having part of my lower right leg removed.

I don’t know who Bad Bunny is. I am officially an “old” I guess.

There has to be some dudebro out there that can do a podcast about what fucking dorks these people are.

1 WEEK CLOSER

Nothing warms my heart like logging on and seeing LSU getting skewered by college football fans

Civic duty done. Thankful to have had some great options for Mayor and my district councilperson this year.

five years ago i would have said “wow this is some unbecoming shit, that’s a kid who’s getting paid in education” now i’m like “LOOOOLLLLL eat that bird dawg”

Big degenerate dad energy tonight: Missing my kid’s pick 6 in his flag football game because I was waiting in line for my one beer of the week…

A dark day for the rule of law in America. We fought a revolution to not be subject to the arbitrary powers of a tyrant.

my favorite step in the scientific method: gossip

Wild seeing Al Qadin Muhammad killing it tonight for Detroit. Saints fans will remember him as the one guy in the 2017 draft class that didn’t pan out… for us.

Pulled this metal surgical clip out of my leg earlier. My surgery was over three months ago.

As a personal injury attorney, I want to thank Donald J Trump for making me millions by causally linking Tylenol and autism. Generational wealth graciously created for me by the dumbest man alive.

I know everything is pretty terrible right now. But I went to a candidate forum for Mayor and my council district in the New Orleans elections next month, and I am encouraged at the quality of folks seeking office for us this cycle.

Fire him, Go Gators

1) We don’t need polling to tell us this; 2) I was actually called for this poll the other night.

We still have over three more years of this shit…

Greetings friends, Your favorite trauma patient is back after a much needed hiatus to get myself more centered after my brutal surgery/recovery.

Going forward, I think we can just replace the entire "when the worst person you know makes a good point" meme with this tweet.

The idea of the US nationalizing Starlink sounds like one of those too big to ever happen things. But if actually shivving a US ally during a military operation because its mercurial, Putin-pilled owner suddenly ordered it doesn't warrant that, what does?

Disgrace

Nope. This is “witness prep.”

Bad week to be a has-been celebrity with a 2000s reality show about your family.

her cornea ripped when she saw how many times trump is mentioned in the epstein files and her eyes popped out from the socket and made a “BOOOOOOOOOING” sound

Anyone done red light therapy? Any thoughts?

Did I miss a hurricane warning for New Orleans?

Feel like the Pelicans may have screwed up here. He may turn out to be nothing, but he’s showed enough last season to demonstrate that he would be a good use of the 15th roster spot

The @wsj.com this summer

A Democratic trifecta in 2028, inshallah, will be passing legislation at a dizzying rate to undo all this dumb shit.

So our 401ks pay the tariffs

Straight criminal administration. Bondi acting like she knows she has a pardon at the end of all this.

If you can’t see where this is going - testimony against Trump enemies with no mention of Trump EVER in exchange for TOTAL IMMUNITY - then you’re still in a pre-November 2024 mindset where things matter.

I’m ready to go find my “Biden for President” sign and put it out on my lawn.

It’s impossible not to like this guy. I hope he wins. And I hope people stop treating him as some pariah. This coming from a guy who, let’s just say, is not the biggest fan of self-described “Democratic Socialist” candidates.

A perk of being the chef to the Ravenous Hordes™️ is that you get to sit and enjoy your own with some peace and quiet.

I’m not deluding myself into thinking this Epstein stuff will matter - Trump could be on video doing any number of unspeakable things - and his supporters would find a way to tell people not to believe their own eyes. That’s the bleakness of 2025 America. But I’m going to enjoy it for the moment.

This drives me nuts. I didn’t need the Steele dossier to know that something unseemly was happening. I have eyes and ears.

Nancy Pelosi: [Talking about Epstein] doesn't feel right. Some who loves her: Of course it don't feel right! What has felt right for you doesn't work! You need to try some wrong, dawg

Start to the offseason has me feeling like the Smoothie King Center opening night banners should read “abandon hope all ye who enter here”

Sitting in the ER waiting room, where Fox News is on the TV, and then Salena Zito comes on… I have apparently died, gone to Hell, and am now forced to pay for some very grave sins…

I mean, one of my legs swells up by the day’s end, but it’s because I had a major surgery where they took part of a bone and big chunks of flesh from it. What’s his reason?

lol. All because his widdle feewings got hurt…

This will all blow over, but until then, I’m going to chortle as these smooth brains continue to lose their minds.

I don’t think this Epstein thing is going ti deliver the MAGA break that everyone thinks it is. How many times have we been through this? I remember *knowing* “this is finally it” when the Access Hollywood tape broke. There is no “it.”

OH NO

I just finished the “O.J.: Made In America” documentary… And man, that was some heavy/crazy shit.