jesus fuck i forgot about collingsworth being on NBC

bruce would never, i am just saying

OK. Brace yourself for the most delicious ancient Egyptian hippo. Just lovely. Quite old. sainsburycentre.ac.uk/art-and-obje...

Truth.

“It’s illegal not to like me” part ♾️ bsky.app/profile/jake...

I keep trying to figure out wtf he means by "I also think what about that 5-year-old US citizen?" Because I think that 5 year old US citizen is much more harmed by the knowledge that their friends could be kidnapped & disappeared than the fact that a kid in their class's family is seeking asylum.

fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...

We are in a small community outside Minneapolis and a child arrived to an empty house on Friday. No parents, ice kidnapped them and just leave children to wander alone after school

In advance of the inevitable complaining about the Super Bowl I’m gonna politely suggest a “shhhh let people enjoy things.”

On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year. 29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now. Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.

you can take the boy outta jersey but you cannot take the jersey out of the boy 😘

Keep resisting, keep standing up, and keep speaking out, Illinois.

Jeffrey Epstein emailed the photograph to himself on in August 2015, one day after he bragged about meeting tech chiefs for a swanky dinner, including Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg

The fact that it’s so cost-prohibitive to look this way may be part of why it’s so in demand. In an era when celebrities are increasingly transparent about their plastic surgeries, maybe the appeal of Mar-a-Lago-face isn’t so much “look how young I look,” but “look how expensive I look.”

Trump accepts ownership of the current economy: 'I'm very proud of it' www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

I'm calling it now -- during the second song of Bad Bunny's halftime performance, It Will Finally Happen.

There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?

What’s the saying? “Don’t threaten me with a good time.”

"It's OK to Be White" has been a slogan for literal Nazis for some time now, if you want to know where the Republican Party is at the moment

Massie: "I vote with the president 91% of the time. The 9% of the time my party is taking for pedophiles, bankrupting this country, or starting another war, I don't vote with them. And they want 100% compliance. That's why they're trying to take me out."

Trump Opens Marine National Monument in Atlantic to Commercial Fishing www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/c... What a Fkng pri*k, he’s destroying everything that’s established to help our environment from assholes like him.

Warner on Fox News Sunday: "What's amazing to me is historically the GOP has been about 'let's not have federal overreach.' We've got federal overreach with ICE. We've got federal overreach w/POTUS saying 'let's nationalize elections.' Do you really want ICE agents showing up at polling stations?"

The fact Kristi Noem is allowed to run ads on YouTube and I Heart Radio enabling my kids to hear them unprompted infuriates me. Happy for this at least.

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century. He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

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He would know about things burning, all right.

BHM Profile: Susie King Taylor served her country and fought for people's freedom during the Civil War. Taylor worked as a nurse, teacher, and laundress for black troops. She later published her own memoir, documenting black military life. www.wjcl.com/article/blac...

The president is now attacking a US Olympian as a “Loser” and misrepresenting his words for his mild unspecified criticisms about things going on in the US right now.

what's the under on the puppybowl

other than jordan peterson i can think of no other person i wish scurvy on more than this murderer

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Best boy alert! Keep watching #PuppyBowl to see which player wins the Krypto Superhero Play inspired by this super pup! #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.

Born 8 Feb 1925, actor #JackLemmon. Amongst many film roles, he starred opposite Walter Matthau in The Odd Couple (1968). Jack, newly separated from his wife moves in with his best friend (Walter Matthau), a divorced sportswriter, but their ideas of housekeeping and lifestyles are polar opposites.

As Trump hosts paying members of his club to a ticketed Super Bowl party, remembering when Obama used to hold bipartisan parties at the White House in a room that is now demolished.

Sometimes I think “everyone is twelve” is overstated. Then I see the literal health secretary announcing that he will never eat his vegetables and you can’t make him.

wait wow that's so crazy immigrants are massively critical to nursing and home healthcare who would have guessed or known something about it before hand like any one thing but i guess not oh well

no dem governor should go

Gov. Wes Moore (D-MD) says he was uninvited from a bipartisan White House dinner for governors "As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not"

Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban

Massie on Howard Lutnick: "He should just resign. Three people in Great Britain resigned for less than what we've seen Howard Lutnick lie about. He clearly went to the island, if we believe what's in these files. He was in business with Jeffrey Epstein."

aaaw how cute he thinks he is white

Jeffrey Epstein, a great, great guy. Very innocent and perhaps more innocent than anyone knows. And I had nothing to do with him. But he died like a dog and nobody thought we could do it but we did. They said sir the video will cut out for a few minutes and I said wow. And we'll see what happens

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

Fellow puzzle lovers: In honor of the Super Bowl I made a little football-themed crossword with my friend @robdubbin.bsky.social for @puzzmo.com. You can play for free today: www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-...

I have grudges older than some of my coworkers.

today is my last day at the shelter for a while, i am suffering from compassion fatigue & have taken a leave of absence...i am just so tired *in my soul*, i need to step back & recharge my batteries for a bit...the good work will continue without me & hopefully i can go back rested and ready soon 🐾

I can think of other people whose success is arbitrary.

1,000 reskeets and it's totally made up, that's a photo from Los Angeles, stop sharing this disinfo-spreader

From @theathletic.com: Franjo von Allmen of Switzerland won the first gold medal of the 2026 Winter Olympics, in men’s downhill skiing.