aaaah a kindred spirit

I distinctly remember during Trump I saying something like “they’re gonna name libraries and post offices and bridges after this fucking yutz” and it feels as gross as it did back then thinking about it. In the after times we need to destroy all of them.

This debut album reached #1 on the Billboard charts & remained at the top for 14 weeks. It won Album of the Year at the 1961 Grammys, where he was named Best New Artist; it was the 1st comedy album to win Album of the Year and the only time a comedian won Best New Artist.

Why would you stop your car when a bunch of men in masks cut you off, start waving guns, and show no ID?

I find the story of Hegelochus unreasonably funny. Imagine dying and the only trace of you millennia later is the time you accidentally said you saw a weasel in a tragic play in front of a packed audience, because people mocked you about it for centuries. (Thread for ease)

Astonishing how many self-styled progressives have turned on AOC for what clearly amounts to base misogyny.

enshittification was a stupid term to begin with and it’s worse now, stop using it

i once said this to a kid who missed a fly ball at mets* game *tbf there is always lots of crying at mets games** **i was only at the game because my friend was dating jeromy burnitz*** ***we got jeromy to give the kid another ball i am not a monster**** ****mostly

men will really go on the public internet and show more sympathy for a guy who got exposed for being a rapist and domestic abuser than for literally any of his victims

Tell you what, Senator. Go four election cycles without electing a nut bar to be your king and I'll personally get loaded on Carlo fucking Rossi screw top red.

lol no it won't

If any women out there happen to know this fine upstanding gentleman, I suggest keeping a very close eye on your drinks in his presence. We need to get back to a world where putting your name on something like this gets you run out of town.

i maintain the deep sea is like deep space and we just don't belong there

Seriously what is wrong with all of them. They’re all so freaking weird.

that's count binface to you pal

It's all about gender. @polphilpod.bsky.social nypost.com/2026/07/09/u...

Solar's sharp rise continues. As of April 2026, global solar capacity now exceeds 3 terawatt. 1 gigawatt → 1 terawatt: 20+ years 1 terawatt → 2 terawatt: 33 months 2 terawatt → 3 terawatt: 19 months

All the greatest hits.

An Indigenous-made children’s TV show using human puppets to teach youth the Diné language recently earned two regional Emmys in California. After just a single season that included six episodes and a Christmas special, “Navajo Highways” had a flawless evening in late June.

The world would be significantly better if meta ceases to exist

i am anti death penalty but pro torture for the rest of his miserable life

Someone I know had a good take on what we're seeing with ICE now in Massachusetts. It's not necessarily a surge, but rather this is likely a new normal as we see the effects of DHS funding and recruitment. I think that's probably right and reinforces the need to dismantle these organizations.

Did a rare morning napkin cartoon at the airport bar…

my he is not brain dead t shirt yadda yadda yadda

RIP Wally Funk. In her youth, she was an accomplished pilot and part of a group of women tested for space flight but never allowed to become an astronaut. Six decades later, she finally made it into space at age 82. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/09/s...

😂😂 If this was my dad I’d make him all the American food he could eat!

Garnet Smith, a 44-year-old U.S. military veteran has been detained at the Northwest Detention Center (NWDC) in Tacoma for over nine months, and recently reported to several groups that a guard employed by the GEO Group sexually assaulted him. More below

NEWS --> Three men who were in the van with the victim of the ICE shooting in Texas are potential witnesses, but they're now under pressure to self-deport, a rep for the families tells me. They remain in detention even as ICE's story falters. Details in this piece: newrepublic.com/article/2129...

It's $5 Friday & Little Janey is inspecting our weekly shavings delivery.  Did you know each one of these bales of Lamell shavings cost $6.55? We go through roughly 100 bales each week caring for our rescue residents which really adds up! (Cont)

this *might* be a story if that big dumbass liked posts from randos and made their day, but wedding guests??

Why are our elected officials on both sides letting this maniac destroy our White House????? WHY

“Spending $700 million to bail out the coal industry is like throwing a lifeline to a ship that has already sunk.”

catching up with stuff and i’ll just say that if this report is to be believed then this campaign was more grift than actual effort to win a senate seat

Now watching one of the few horror films I find scary. There was a time when directors knew how to compose shots & cinematographers knew how to light dark scenes so they didn't look like you were watching through a fishbowl of shit. Side note: The sound design on this movie is insanely good.

Sports betting is a cancer and everyone sponsored by it makes me sick to my stomach: pressofatlanticcity.com/sports/betti...

oh colorado, you in danger girl

Abolish ICE. Really.

Extremely telling detail from this WSJ piece about Platner's demise: "Women on the campaign told Platner he was being managed by advisers who treated them unfairly and didn’t value their ideas," with one telling him point-blank "Hey, you have a very sexist, misogynistic staff."

The only part of Platner dropping out that I don't like is missing out on the Republican oppo drop that was coming. It was going to be Biblical and there are clearly certain people who needed to see it happen.

at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell

i sincerely hope it was against their will

Where's @jcsalterego.bsky.social ?

Personally, Janet Mills is just happy she got through this without anyone finding out about the six years she spent as a mercenary fighting in the Rhodesian Bush War from 1969-1975.

A) this is ADORABLE B) never have I ever heard anyone with this accent say the word “grams.”

When I took office, we set out to change the trajectory of Illinois by restoring fiscal responsibility, investing in our people, and rebuilding confidence in our state. Our work is paying off — and businesses are taking notice.

i am rewatching justified and may i just say this fucking guy, this is the guy right here

oh fucking hell genuinely awful person

RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range