Like any good conspiracy theorist I did no research before saying this. I’m now told Wittingham stepped down after Moore was fired, further proving my theory correct.

Michigan: “We need to make a clean break from the past. No more dirty tricks or shenanigans.” Also Michigan: “In just the craziest gosh darn coincidence our favored replacement for Moore—whose problems we’ve known about for months—stepped down from his job a week before ours came open!”

My godson sent me a completely random set of UConn basketball cards. They are perfect

Jokic is the best basketball player of all time

Fourth quarter Bo Nix

Someone at the Jelly Belly corporation is just a damaged person

Haven’t held one of these in 20 years. Little guy thinks it’s his present, but I’m going to launch some BOMBS

My wife got me the shirt version of that

Well I trust you have the right Yule Log on TV

only a stocking stuffer, but,

Actually couldn’t get it all in the pic

If Santa brought you something UConn, drop it below. Can’t top my statement piece though.

Merry Christmas @norlander.bsky.social

Freestyle was the way to go. Now we’re cooking.

So the instructions say the train can go sideways. That is a lie. Track on front of the box looks like it has two routes. It does not. Time to freestyle. And see what we can come up with. Also it sounds awful. Little guy is going to love it I hate everything.

So the main problem is what I gather is the most important piece (F1) is a different shape in box than in the instructions and all instructions needed to be adjusted to account for that. The other problem is the coolest designs required you to buy two boxes which is not disclosed at all

Build the train track for the little guy last, they said. The instructions probably make a lot of sense and the pieces will definitely look like what’s pictured on the box, they said. It’ll be easy, they said.

[finishing my first glass of eggnog]: “I should have more egg nog” [finishing my second glass of eggnog]: “I should have more egg nog” [finishing my third glass of eggnog]: “You absolute fool why did you do this”

Four-year-old at Christmas Eve is absolutely petrified that Santa is going to tell him he’s on the naughty list. He’s in tears. Santa whips out his phone and has an app that does a “fingerprint scan” and confirms he’s on the nice list. No child has ever smiled bigger. That’s why you hire a pro.

You: “I am excited for Christmas but sad the Christmas season will end.” Me [has a two-year-old]: “I will be watching the 2018 Grinch movie until July”

After defeating DePaul to move to 2-0, KenPom gives UConn a 2.5% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.

If Drake Maye was good he would have thrown the ball to put his receiver in a position where he wouldn’t be tackled while trying to catch

Good clean defense by the Ravens

Okay so it’s not a ***disaster*** but we have A LOT to work on.

(•_•) <) )╯ Covered / \ (•_•) \( (> The / \ (•_•) <) )╯KenPom Spread / \

UConn was the first to 69 points this evening and will defeat DePaul. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 131-1 (99.24%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent. Huskies lead 70-52, under a minute left.

When you’ve gotta puke you’ve gotta puke

Not angry at the UConn game because I’m busy being angry at the Broncos game. #Blessed

And we’re done. 5:45 before a wrap, another 95 to finish it off. Now napping in a towel in a cooler for several hours. Then: the judgment of strangers on the internet will begin.

3.5 hours in. 152 internal. Ambient temp has been locked around 230. I don’t think I’ve screwed up ***yet***

Goldilocks waking up:

The bears have shown all you need to beat the packers is heart, grit, and injuries to the Packer’s quarterback, running back, right tackle, tight end, and multiple wide receivers

Jon Scheyer is going to have several of the most talented teams ever to get eliminated in the second round of the NCAA Tournament.

Was Lane Kiffin holding Ole Miss back? My column

That game, for that fanbase, was the exact sequence of events most calculated to bring out the most deranged posts of all time. We need to shut TexAgs down for 48 hours for national security reasons.

How was that not flagged for targeting when he turned himself into a missile aimed at the other guy’s head?

Absolutely wild postgame comment from Rick

Things are wild in College Station

I made the world’s greatest mistake: trying something on a whim because i saw @stevengodfrey.bsky.social do it

Was that a farce? Yes Did the YouTube guy eventually get punched in the face extremely hard? Also yes. Impossible to say if it was bad or not

You’re telling me a completely undeserving Alabama team, which should have missed the playoff and lost this game will face Indiana, history’s greatest underdog made good? As someone who has never watched sports before I’m sure no heartbreaking bullshit will occur.

Sadly humans lack the technology to make a pole five feet higher

Respectfully, how is there 8:14 of game clock left at 11:06 eastern

First weekend of College Football Playoff ruined this year because they let in teams like Tulane and Oklahoma and JMU

First weekend of College Football Playoff ruined this year because they let in teams like Tulane and Alabama and JMU

Kalen DeBoer texting an Ann Arbor number at halftime

Providence falling from the bottom half of the Big East to the bottom half of the bottom half of the Big East. You love to see it.