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This is the Patriots’ worst nightmare: playing a team that is good (and not cursed by injury).

I know there is a significant overlap between UConn and Patriots fans and I don’t want you to think that we don’t feel your frustration tonight. Not only do we feel it, but we’re enjoying it immensely. This is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.

Not going for two. Not catching that punt. Just poor coaching imo.

The simple truth is that 125 million people are bored right now because Bo Nix broke his ankle and each and every one of them are crying out for Bo to get well soon.

Some of you said on this site, (in public!) that Drake Maye deserved to be MVP and wasn’t simply a strength-of-schedule and Bo-Nix-Broken-Ankle merchant

40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”

I’ll be genuinely disappointed if there isn’t an economics Ph.D. candidate out there working on a paper with a title like “Toward a More Shining Moment: Efficient Allocation of Compensation and its Downstream Impact on Competition in Collegiate Basketball”

Many are saying “losing on the road against the second best team in your league this weekend” is the cool thing to do and UConn are, once again, trendsetters.

When St. John’s picked their dumb new mascot they had separate votes for mascot name and type. One possible combo was Stormy The Red Storm Bear. Instead they have this freak. Disgusting.

It’s real, and it’s spectacular @homefield.bsky.social

Damn @homefield.bsky.social cooked with this one www.homefieldapparel.com/collections/...

We are mere hours away from me acquiring a perfect piece of clothing from @homefield.bsky.social

Looking forward to the unhinged forensic analysis from a Pats fan claiming Herbert’s name was next to Maye on the ballot and we have a mistaken vote situation

In KenPom the Big East is closer to the Mountain West than it is the SEC or B1G. It is just barely (.02) away from that being true for the Big 12 as well. Top three teams projected to collectively go 48-12, which includes six losses amongst themselves. Disgusting league.

The Knicks simply shouldn’t have committed a blatant foul at a key moment imo

After defeating Xavier to move to 12-0, KenPom gives UConn a 12.8% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.

UConn up from 10 to 8 in the spreadsheet. Offense up from 28 to 26. Blowing out teams is good! (•_•) <) )╯ Covered / \ (•_•) \( (> The / \ (•_•) <) )╯KenPom Spread / \

And Fanta coming in with the cleanup. Kids were in bed, no harm, no foul.

Dan Hurley swore on TV again. John Fanta gave him the all clear even though NBC Sports was broadcasting.

UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 139-1 (99.28%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent. Huskies THROTTLE Xavier 92-60.

Many of them are very good and loyal UConn fans who are just “sick of my shit” which, to be fair, I get

Me: “UConn has the potential to womp people and they should actually do it. It’d be more fun.” My haters, of which there are many: “Will you shut up you miserable spreadsheet-obsessed bastard?” But I gotta say, I was right!

It’s a dog, and he’s serving pizza, and it’s on a @homefield.bsky.social shirt.

Syracuse, who was at one point losing by 32, got it to 10. My theory: The team losing by 32 replaced a Hall of Fame head coach with a favored assistant without doing a real coaching search, but the team that was up by 32 also did that…

Syracuse betrayed the Big East to “save football.” In the past 10 years they’ve been to as many bowls as UConn and in that time UConn was coached by Bob Diaco and also cancelled a season. Case lost the Boca Raton Bowl 45-0 to South Florida. And this is their basketball now:

Truly incredible NIL ad from the UConn basketball team

Me: [six weeks griping that UConn isn’t playing to their full potential] Me seeing some AP voters voted another team above UConn: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE UCONN HUSKIES

UConn was the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 138-1 (99.28%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent. Huskies beat Creighton 85-58.

After defeating Creighton to move to 11-0, KenPom gives UConn a 10.8% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.

I am aware I sound like this btw

After defeating Providence to move to 10-0, KenPom gives UConn a 5.3% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.

Go Huskies

UConn is the first to 69 points this evening. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 136-1 (99.27%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent. Huskies lead Providence 72-66 with five minutes to go.

Been a pretty good start for UConn so I assume Providence fans are going to spend the rest of the half hitting the library to look up old-timey slurs

All of that and you let tiny Rob Wright shoot in the paint against Arizona’s lineup of tree-sized monsters?

Tommy Lloyd rn

Me 99% of the time: “It’s silly to focus too much on the AP poll” Me when UConn is No. 2 and No. 1 is playing a hard game:

THE DENVER BRONCOS

stidHIM!!!!!!!!

It’s surprising but the advanced stats say that teams playing a former G-League player pursuant to a court order have a winning percentage of FUCKING ZERO

After defeating Villanova to move to 9-0, KenPom gives UConn a 5.2% chance to go 20-0 in the Big East.

Dan Hurley can only win close games.

HUSKIES WIN

UConn is the first to 69 points this afternoon. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 135-1 (99.26%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent. Huskies lead Villanova 69-67, in overtime.

You hear the phrase “that was the worst foul call I’ve ever seen and we should research weird medieval torture methods to punish the official for calling it” thrown around a lot these days but that’s not going to keep me from going to buy a wooden barrel and a jug of honey right now

I don’t know who told Kevin Willard to grow a beard but it makes him look like a bad guy who gets taken out 10 minutes into the movie before the real plot starts

@edsbs.bsky.social I think the TikTok algo really nailed it on the suggested search

This is also a UConn husky. @noescalators.bsky.social