this guys whips ass

He steps aside as the bull is coming.

Kash Patel now reporting that "many gallons of a chemical cocktail" with "anti-ice messaging" have been located on store shelves around the DC area

just felt a strong jolt of Poaster’s Madness in my gut

this is going to be absolutely hilarious all of the normal people are gonna be like “haha look at my number. let’s make jokes about it” and all of the people you should block are gonna get mad and make it very easy to block like 6/7 days of solid side quest entertainment

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For the old heads of #NBASky

damn only 23k posts gotta get those numbers up

sending this out to all my the hold steady fans

holy smokes another scientific breakthrough

holy shit

lmao look at this toady bullshit

pulled no punches, attacked the admin with ferocity, and showed compassion and remorse when needed watershed on the watershed

holy shit he’s threading the needle

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my (cincinnati) abc station isn’t owned by sinclair (cbs affiliate is) its owned by scripps, which as far as i can tell actually does decent newswork scripps is also located in cincinnati so that makes sense so im gonna watch kimmel i guess

mark cuban in shambles

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with the impending departure of scott satterfield, many people are saying they will be rooting for the bearcats!

need to get a pit crew assembled and just move all these cars onto the car lanes get like, two jacks and five people, you could move those cars in a couple of minutes

you telling me there’s a lincoln and a ford involved coup de theatre

apparently the secret passphrase to unlock a discount at my local mexican place is “mierdas fuego, guey”

mike gonedy

hearing some satterfield to oklahoma state rumors

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George Qapla’nza

more like the crapture

text from dad on the left text from mom on the right just the worst fucking communicators of all time

my cousin is running the New York Marathon to raise money for NYRR if anyone would like to make a donation they provide free running programs for youths and other sports and activities

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“When we spoke to executives, they would often say the internal tool was very successful,” said Challapally. “But when we spoke to employees, we found zero usage.” This must be the Rapture because I am dyingggg

I think it’s fair to say that Kamala Harris is incredibly stupid

youth minister in a six seven voice: christ heeaveennn

detroit sack city

man campbell

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING

THE LUNATIC FRINGE OF AMERICAN FM ONE OH TWO SEVEN W E B N 🐸

time for an 18 minute game ending drive

why would you have anyone else throw the ball when you have lamar jackson

Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit

lmao it ain’t happenin

i really enjoy not online people finding out about GWAR

hahahahahahahaha ohhhhhhh shit they are gonna get fucked with the perfect storm of 1) do bad shit that customers hate 2) reverse decision due to loss of customer base 3) increases price and lose more customer base

oooooohhhhhhhh jimmy you better not fuck this up by apologizing

haha man i might just by some kenvue on a lark and hope they beat the shit out this dipshit in court

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