posting 1000 times a day is not aura. u have a pathogenic bacterial infection from the dog food

less kristi noem more kristi loam

straining a damn quart of whey in a v60. it's dayglo like a yellow gatorade

there seem to be a lot of people out here having a problem figuring out the depiction (or, in this case, description that also includes critique) ≠ endorsement thing. you don't have to agree with the take but we do need to open the schools

Email [email protected] to request your free whistles

all hail the 3d printed whistle collective

i now have one thousand tiny whistles and they all fit in a like 8x6x5 inch box. Hell Yeah

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

someone in the neighborhood listserv for days has been forwarding messages to the listserv from the OAG every time she gets one. ma'am if i wanted to get 6 emails daily from attorney general brown i would smash that subscribe button myself

got a nice low grit waterstone for some intensive knife rehab and i regret to inform you i freaked it

dream report: one of my friends is addressing a group and talks about the assata chant as "it is our duty to do all that stuff" in an accidental call and response chorus of "it is our duty to do all that stuff" from a bunch of people who thought that's what it actually is

going to make a heroic dose of yoghurt today

A normal person could make 1,000 guesses as to what a square tapered faucet seat wrench looks like and they'd still be wrong. Clown ass tool.

back to deadlifting a plate without it feeling like something i should simply not do alhamdullilah

it's stupid but i miss when advertisements weren't such dogshit and i miss when a neural network was sending me spam messages multiple times a day trained on gulliver's travels

rattling the bars of my enclosure to the beat of a garage song

it's too bad angela alsobrooks doesn't have even a vaguely operational baltimore office (or a functioning website, or a voicemail box for that matter) because i need to chase her around

Defreshed and dejuvenated

with the confirmation that it can cook basmati rice better than me, i am officially coming out as a zojirushi socialist

This 100%.

fentanyl as a wmd is going to be used to drum up fake war and unleash suffering and destruction on anyone, domestic or abroad, deemed a political enemy. very sadly it will not be used to hang the sacklers by the ankles in a public square

i do not think if you’re applying to a job that requires that you upload your transcripts for your application to be considered, that it doesn’t make uploading your transcript completely optional and hides the option to do so under “licenses"

i do not think if you're applying to a job that requires a driver’s license, if you should have to commit your information to various text boxes, you shouldn’t also be required to upload a photo of your license. it has your photo on it. i don’t think you should have to do that

yayyyy

there are a lot of very good words for bad moods

how do you lie down when you are already laying down

normal week. i am normal and not despairing

you have to try pretty hard to fatally stab someone and it also seems like one of the more awful ways to go. god that sucks

charanda is good in hot apple cider. malort is good in hot apple cider

just remembered i had a dream this morning that involved a dating site for daddies or something called FOUND N' FATHERS

me, opening my BGE statement:

how do you lie down when you are already laying down

scream

fixin to have a wonderful time at the gym by standing from 7a-3p, eating a croissant for breakfast 8 hours into my day, and having whatever random indian leftovers are in the fridge half an hour before gym time. i'm going to break every record ever set by anybody

I’ve heard from immigration attorneys that clients say ICE guards lay out the WRAP device (essentially a full-body straitjacket) on the tarmac as a threat — “do what we say or you’re getting the WRAP on the whole flight.” And here’s proof, from Seattle livestream today via @lalabote.bsky.social.

this year's fell for it again award goes to the united states democratic party

This is really incredible. The government's battle to deport Abrego Garcia has apparently been based on a lie from the start. Not even the "gang affiliation" lie or the "human smuggling" lie, but the more basic assertion that he was ordered to be deported in the first place.

really reallly sad to hear that asad haider died. i wish we had more time with him

need to ignore three phone calls

Orioles insta account has made 4 story posts about Coby Mayo's birthday today in what experts are calling the most Last Happy Meal Before the Vet maneuver of all time

scream

who in the baltimore area would like to tell me how much inhaled anaesthesia costs per 30m at their local animal hospital

One time I was saying some blackpilled shit to my therapist and he was like ‘you should hang out with some kids.’ Thanks man.

thank you, impending 2000-3000 dollar cat dental procedure, for forcing me to sell ceramics and thus fight against the assumption that nobody is interested in the things i do or make

i am now whispering ‘i want to live’ after therapy and seeing what that does

YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at? SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

i love that i got a "draw pictures for the newspaper" degree within a year of journalism's national collapse and in like year 40 of illustration wage stagnation globally and i took out loans greater than or equal to my annual income to do that

blair mountain didn't get bombed for me to have the kind of day i am presently having and from which i seem to be unable to escape

i hae preternatural talents for checking to see how much of my break is left on minute 24 of my break