the kooky guy in richmond behind iceagegirlsnightout dot com is going to have a field day with this

BPD officer Omar Rodriguez has fatally shot two Baltimore residents in less than a year baltimorebeat.com/bpd-officer-...

LAVISH, CRUISE-SHIP LIKE AMENITIES FOR TOP LEVEL STAFF… LIKE FRESHLY POPPED POPCORN

"We have literally been talking about this for decades," says Carl, proudly. "That's why some many people have come down to be a part of it. Some of my friends were glad it happened today, so they could quit hearing about it!"

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

this one guy from baltimo*e t*ee t*ust doesn’t tip and that’s even after giving him discounts for being the coworker of my coworker’s roommate and now his job is hiring, and i can’t get myself to absolve the nonprofit of the sins of its Random Guy Who Works There

adley’s middle name is stan??? not stanley. adley stan rutschman. stanning adley rutschman

Rest in peace, Nurul Shah Alam. His blood is on border patrol's hands. www.wivb.com/news/local-n...

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

WOIMS WEDNESDAY

Lotta Dale going around lately

on a biiiiiig james k kick rn if anyone cares

kinda wish the alt text included a mention of the block-print style illustration of the statue of liberty fuckin karate chopping a big block that says ICE. it is so sick

at least we have multiple figures in the federal government who look like they're hiding a zombie bite from the rest of their party

me: i need to perfect my social graces i need to nail down the pronunciation of ع i need to know every greeting for the holy month it will come in handy someday i need to lock in also me: بيتزا

i am woke 2's champion i said it was cool for one of our nicest regulars, an actual angel sent to earth, to hang out and work on finishing his degree without buying anything and bid him a blessed ramadan and he went OHO!! you get ten points for that one! and yes, that's why i started learning arabic

it's kinda wild that our species is apex predators but also not talking nice to yourself inside your own head can basically kill you

*swirling white monster in a snifter glass* that's realtree max-5

they pay me in woims

fuck it. i'm going full Yallstar this year. i'm saying thee-ayter. i'm reminding you every day that sid hatfield is my cousin. i'm saying west By God virginia

tge wobblies should do a state of the One Big Union address

ohhhhh i don't want to do it. i want a snow day

this kid was spirited away to a "short-term residency program" owned by Bethany Christian Services, an evangelical adoption agency connected to Betsy DeVos

speepy. it's not okay

i’m on the promo committee and chloe is running circles around me. go check out the half price sale! today 10-5, tomorrow 12-5, in meadow mill!

"speedy chisholm will be on the move” they have to be doing this stuff on purpose

baseball. baseball. baseballllll

there is no moral way for the rent freeze mayor to forcibly evict people living on the streets. there just isn't

Looks like the South Padre Island Police Department was helping ICE during the murder and ostensibly also operated the cover-up www.newsweek.com/ice-agent-fa...

give a website a cookie and it’s gonna ask for a glass of milk

for the Baltimore folks out there, this is at Symphony Center (1030 Park Ave, Baltimore, MD 21201)

Also: what’s up with the 50 new (apparent) ICE SUVs being stored in a Mid-Town parking garage? www.thebanner.com/community/cr...

You can completely uninstall/disable copilot on Windows. Your system and local search will run faster afterward. www.howtogeek.com/how-to-rip-o...

FUCK i should have made like a scallion pancake or something for pancake tuesday/lunar new year. but we are eating rice and we did make and consume as many lucky foods as possible on january 1 so i think that counts. i hope that counts. ahhhhhh. aghhhhhhhhhhh

i’m loving the bots lately

vanity plate 4GIVEUS

A two-month old baby who became non-responsive overnight has nevertheless been returned to the Dilley Center concentration camp:

We just hit THREE QUARTERS OF A MILLION WHISTLES since mid-December, more than half of that total was printed and shipped THIS MONTH. At this rate we will hit a million by the end of the month. Let us get whistles to you too: whistlegoblins.fun

taking shots of salsa juice at bean church, as god intended

every time i get rid of some kind of expired garden of life ™ b-complex (because yeah, life be complex, so i never finish a bottle of vitamins) my cat finds it and loses her shit on some sort of intoxicatingly good smelling vitamin component

RIP Sid Hatfield

got marx’s critique of the gotha programme last week and baudrillard’s the conspiracy of art and a first edition book of camus’ letters this week while already feeling strongly that normal’s is not only my favorite bookstore in the city but prolly one of the best i’ve ever been to

i’m now a warm-water-for-laundry guy just in time to discover our warm water intake is mysteriously busted, and it is soooooo awesome how you can’t look up troubleshooting guides anymore. they’re slimy sloppy fake blogs all the way down

Baltimore: if you have or know someone who has a little time and inclination: we need more folks to serve on the board of the last remaining conservatory in our city. We are a small and scrappy board and we need to build up our numbers to be more effective !

Going Full Jasper Mode. Getting Jasperfied.

imagine getting a 700 dollar per year raise for the sublime pleasure of fielding solicitation calls for genAI products

the ottobar, a baltimore area "straight establishment"

not wearing a mask while doing that is kinda wild