me to my 8 year old niece after 30 straight hours of hanging out: “do you know what PowerPoint is?”

48 more goals to go

local man who can’t keep the promises he makes lectures others on keeping promises. news at 11

i, quite frankly, hope USA loses by 50 goals tonight

just donated. sick of city officials using micromobility success to make themselves look good when they consistently do NOTHING to actually contribute to it's success and their inaction continues to put people like Brandon, Akim Davis and many more in grave danger on a daily basis

point marvin heemeyer at the Supreme Court

Let’s fucking gooooooooo

I’ve said for years that not only should the president, all senators and congress people, and Supreme Court justices have term limits, there should also be a mandatory jail sentence the same length of the time you served in those roles immediately after

@bmorecitydot.bsky.social a UPS truck drives down the Maryland Ave cycle track every single day. additionally, people are using the 28th street cycle track as an extra lane. I’ve called 311 and they’ve referred me to 911. 911 transfers me to 311. block these bike lanes from letting cars through

summer solstice @ Wyman Park Dell until 7pm

might be time to start the Dillon Dingler AL MVP conversation

always a good weekend day when this gets to happen

I'm participating in the World Series of Balatro again today. Black Stake tournament. Streaming live now with my first match starting soon: www.twitch.tv/wwwdotdogsdo...

why exactly do we need surveillance cameras in Wyman Park Dell? this is absurd

wes moore officially being an opp is about the least surprising news in the world

competing in the World Series of Balatro today and will be streaming my set(s) @ www.twitch.tv/wwwdotdogsdo... starting at noon

I never thought I'd see a story that quite so beautifully captured the phrase 'decline of empire'.

you mean to tell me @govwesmoore.bsky.social was in over his head signing a bill they thought did one thing and instead did the exact opposite? i’m shocked! for the love of god give me anyone but this man as governor again

really striking to see so vividly what the antidote to all our horrible oorah tacticool masculinity politics looks like

quite literally, deem all of their activity illegal, confisicate all assets, liquidate them immediately and send all of the proceeds as a 1) reparations to black americans 2) reparations to all individuals and communities effected by ICE 3) surplus checks for everyone else

working on a lil' something for monitoring cars in the Maryland Ave cycle track

it's almost like, if judges are willing to make decisions that quite literally kill immigrants to enrich corporate powers, then we should have seen this one coming from a hundred million miles away. judges, like police, are only here to protect property and wealth. nothing more, nothing less

it ain’t that hard to just call this man a child rapist to his face when he’s doing this ya know?

i'm a simple guy. i love kevin mcgonigle and i'm happy to share this year's boy of the year award with him

“i bought this before he went crazy” sticker on a Ford

charles st promenade was awesome. like 100x better than artscape

I’ve said for years that not only should the president, all senators and congress people, and Supreme Court justices have term limits, there should also be a mandatory jail sentence the same length of the time you served in those roles immediately after

@govwesmoore.bsky.social this could be you but you won’t stop playing

Take the Red Line survey, tell them you don't want them to reduce the project to BRT! #baltimore

This is what a healthy, evolving, post-romantic relationship looks like: a decade after u break up, one of you starts to dress up in drag like the other one, mocking them to their face; you go on tour, performing nostalgia-porn, recreating yr old romance in song on stage, nightly. Everyone is happy.

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

eat ‘em up tigers

just posting basket boy to the tl

american political commentary summed up: guy who looks like the state of Wisconsin concern trolling over Dutch advertising laws. WHO GIVES A SINGLE FUCK YOU CHEESE CURD IN A BAD BLAZER

new Gun Outfit is finally out today. truly believe this is one of the best bands of the past 15 or so years

🔥 @justinjpearson.bsky.social: “WE ARE STILL HERE.” #Memphis @GovBillLee @MarshaBlackburn #JimCrow

Also opposing MCB’s North Ave. parking variance request: Former BMZA Director Rebecca Witt. tinyurl.com/mry934nx The difficulty MCB claims derives from its reliance on “suburban land use models developed in an era of abundant land, segregated uses and universal automobile dependence."

“If this variance is not granted, there will not be a grocery store in the Reservoir Square development,” Tildon asserted, after reminding the committee of West Baltimore’s well-known plight as a food desert.” holding a grocery store hostage over parking spots should result in a jail sentence

@bmorecitydot.bsky.social i’ve called 311, 911, you name it and these Allied Security SUVs continue to park on the sidewalk forcing people to walk into 29th street to get around them. can we please get them to either back entirely into the driveway or park in the street? (2850 Charles; Dell House)

need a Baltimore Worms Armageddon or Worms World Party multiplayer match this summer

i contain singletudes

call the bluff

it had been too long since I’ve laid down and just let this track fuck me up for 15 minutes

This is a cold civil war. There is no more territory to expand as a release valve, there’s no Kansas-Nebraska Acts and more Indians to force onto reservations; the only frontiers are inward and slave power is forcing its hand to tilt the scales while it still can.

Bob Dylan looking like he’s at a DIY basement show, about to deliver the sickest noise set you’ve ever heard.

the moment you get 45 seconds into a Keith Jarrett song and he ain’t grunting, you know that shit is AI

new Samba Jean-Baptiste dropping on an 83 degree day here in Baltimore. just wanna ride my bike and listen to this on repeat