Had us clowning a nigga raised in a healthy environment in the final rap battle 😭

This is toxic as hell of me but I don’t really wanna brake for pedestrians that are busy looking at their phone while crossing the streets. Maybe we should both take our chances 🤷🏽‍♀️

And let this be a story of caution to remind you it don’t matter how many kids you father you can be unfathered at any damn moment cause ain’t nothing more disgusting than realizing your daddy is a lil bitch.

Story time. I was forced to go to prom my senior year by my parents. I had no date and my best friend & I decided we should go to the movies after. Her family agreed to take us to the theater the next city over. My family gave me no money and I had to beg to even get to do the one thing I wanted

This reminds me of the day I found out my daddy was a lil bitch and I had to unfather him and replace him with my best friend’s daddy. I was like “oooh y’all daddy square up bout y’all. Bet, I’m your sibling now 😌” He has accepted me as his daughter ever since

Ask him what? How he’s clearly M. Bison’s bastard??

Being on deadline feel like being in jail. I be like “I’m gonna read so many books when I get out. I’m gonna finish a podcast and watch a tv show” Whole time could have done all that stuff anyways if I didn’t procrastinate 😭

My millennial bookish take is that not every book needs a new pretty glamorized cover. Like these new Hunger Games books look like something the Capitol would have done. I do not need festive autumn leaves on my child murder reality show dystopian

Them mofos was madder than President Snow during the 74th Hunger Games

I expect nothing less from the Homer of Compton

Adele as a halftime show?! Oh they’ve had it with us n******

Where do they find these people at? Does this haunt them for the rest of their life?

Yes! Because it’s just subtitles basically. 😭

Funny bc the quality just looks like my eye sight without glasses 🤣

Getting some work done. I’m mad y’all ain’t tell me they made peaches n cream monsters. Also, my girl Nola looks so good as a background 😍

Another day of woodsy serotonin boost. Take a break and vibe with me and my Scooby doo chase music (Yea I know Bluesky makes it hella blurry)

And sometimes you don’t get invited to the function because you too peculiar. That’s okay

Tyriq Withers might be my new favorite scream king

In today’s episode of WHY DON’T WHITE PEOPLE KNOW WHEN THEY’RE BEING WEIRD

Please examine why you're amplifying intracultural discussions of communities you are not a part of, to your audience of followers who are also not a part of that community, and then don't.

There’s this ongoing bit that happens where I’ll grab a friends’ hand and just start speaking life into them randomly. And some of them hate compliments so they try to run but it doesn’t work cause I’m strong as shit. And they just gotta stand there and listen to me tell them what a joy they are 🤣

I think what truly pisses me off about LinkedIn is all the recruiters on there that come to post their lil fable anecdotes about how they took a chance on people. Whether the story is real or not, it’s your JOB to find the best candidate. Why are you stopping to pat yourself on the back

Having to explain gaps in your work history should be banned b/c: 1. Nunya! 2. You see all <gestures wildly> THIS shit you companies are doing?! Y’ALL are the reason why workers have large gaps in their work history! 3. Look, do you want a qualified employee or not?! Quit asking useless shit!

Me watching Clueless with someone who has never seen it

Damn the price of Nintendo games really ain’t changed

WRITE. WHATEVER. YOU. WANT. There is always an audience. That’s the message 😂

Renee Rapp tour kicking off on the rapture and her saying “welcome to the Rappture bitch.” Oh gay ppl win marketing

I’m sad to inform you that I have since found out that this is her step brother

If you a black owned cafe, I need to see a sweet potato latte on the menu, stop catering to them pumpkin spice crackheads

I am… seriously considering this degree in library science

Yep. Seeing koolaid booty cheeks is my sign to go to bed

Chill Assist Punch 😭 Cherry flavor

Why did I just see an audiobook about a woman f—king the Kool-Aid man. And no Quan Millz isn’t at the scene of the crime

I hate a hangnail. Tf you mean I rip at the seams? I’d like to put in a complaint with the manufacturer

My hot take is that more physical books should come with a scannable code that also gives you a copy of the e book

We need to be rescuing our good auntie Angela Bassett from that fuck ass Ryan Murphy show. Tf you mean they sending her to space?!

This lady hit this curb so hard and had the audacity to look at me like I put it there or something. Girl.

I’m getting too good at these. I’m traumatizing the skyline

They’re not new to me but this specific list gives me such heavy nostalgia and Deja vu I’m wondering if I had them on a vocab test during that age

I have never read The Great Gatsby. I’ve only heard about it from accounts from friends and one of the craziest details I recall from these recounts is that they hit that girl so hard in that car wreck that her tiddy popped off. One of my friends just sent me the page and y’all I’m dying

I talk about this often. Like how my grandma very specifically says “scuvernlines” and not scuppernongs or bullets. Or how my grandfather always greeted me with “what you up to, no good?” I write to preserve their language.

Hell at the highest temperature. Gonna wish they had some fucking ice

You know what’s a slap in the face? Looking up Mary Kate & Ashley on Libby to see if they have any of the books I read growing up and the only thing that pops up is a John Stamos memoir

I love dialogue. I’m such a dialogue heavy writer and I love a dialog tag but my gosh I hate when it doesn’t flow when reading it back. This is probably a writer specific issue cause I’ve never hyper-fixated on a dialog tag while reading

The neurodivergent joy of reading a sentence 3000 times only to realize it's dramatically better if you take out a single conjunction.

Every now and again I forget that I smoke and why I need to smoke because sometimes I ask too much of my meds

I didn’t think any design could piss me off as bad as a Tesla but then I saw one of the new USPS postal trucks

The city bird caws again

Tomorrow we take Fearmongers to some pretty fantastical places. Join Kosoko Jackson (THE MACABRE) & Sam Rebelein (GALLOWAY’S GOSPEL) on a journey through their beautiful books. Wednesday, September 24th at 8 PM/ET. Register on Zoom: bit.ly/4mMnQ0x @kosokojackson.bsky.social @rebelsam94.bsky.social