AMAZING BUTTERS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I hate how whenever a man comes out as a villain in a couple there’s always a group of followers in the vicinity supporting the relationship that always come out like “oh yeah girl we always knew he chewed on toenails and smacked butterflies, we was just happy for you” like what?!

Bitch i thought I was J Wellington Wimpy last weekend eating all them damn burgers and y’all just LET me

Gemini the dreadheaded satyr and Talbot the elder wolf

100% this

I think I’m scared to lift today I might just my stick to arms. Although my back isn’t stiff or hurting anymore

You know what else is a purse kindle? The kindle I already own that fits inside my purse. This is getting weird

I’m back. Rula finally added my insurance and I can resume therapy next week & get meds from my psych. There is an update to the GFM amount as well as what has happened to increase the amount. We added the lights too thats need by the 3rd. Paypal @ KimberlySession Venmo @ Kimberly-Piper-24

I cleared my initial $200 goal (thank you all, SO MUCH), but I’m gonna leave this request up for the time being, because I’m still waiting on $500 in unpaid booking invoices. Clients are stalling, but I still have bills to pay. Anyone who donates $50+ can get a custom song! 🎸🥁🎹🎤❤️ #HelpFolksLive2026

Honestly I should have know then

Opening breaker boxes and shit lmaooo this so real

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That too. Which brings me back to this fine ass saxophone player!!!

*laughs in Leo raised by narcissists*

The hottest thing a man can do is be able to build shit. Build a computer, install something, put something together. That lil walk around your place they do to make sure everything’s running correctly? Opening breaker boxes and shit. Mm.

You had patience with your boss. With your friends. You could contain your anger when you were mistreated and abused. But not at home. You did what you could get away with. Your best was reserved for strangers. So now we are strangers❤️

Hold on..hold on time out… nobody told me the guy that plays sax at the bar near me was fine af. That was important information to ME.

Idk how I feel about the one size setting spray with sunscreen. It feels very invisible on my face and I’m getting more transfer than I usually do. I should have got a regular one as back up. But also lemme switch a few control variables in my test run

Ppl always seem to wanna know who all is fucking on here. I just hope everybody’s happy and having the best day they can possibly have

This is why I have such a hard time believing men are the innate leaders y’all say y’all are cause y’all find a billion and one ways to tell us you lack discipline, self control, and good decision making skills which are necessary traits of leadership 🫠

IM GOING TO THE BOOKSTORE THIS WEEKEND!!! I HAVENT BEEN IN WEEEKS!!!

My mother & father were just cruel for no reason. Our aunts and uncles used to invite us to theme parks and take us to movies. I came back from one night with my aunt seeing Twilight and my dad called and cussed her out. He said she was trying to “steal” and “bribe” his kids away

I cannot imagine living a site that much

Sterling K Brown owes me two animated kids movies and a rom com after Is God Is. He scared me bad 🥺

Idk why I’m thinking about The Drama but one aspect still on my mind. Spoilers below

More likka or bed time 🤔

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C****roaches. Even the name scares me

When you be sick you appreciate wellness no much like I’m just wiggling around happy cause my back don’t hurt no more and my tummy ache is gone. Every time I think I’m about to be outta here 😭

Oh? OH

Tomorrow I think I wanna go sit at a Mexican restaurant and just have an appetizer and margs.

Imma finish that likka. If I don’t make it to the gym tomorrow morning oh whale there’s always the afternoon

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Yes! You absolutely can. I know mine does these

Omg I’m cold

Oh wait…am I a lightweight now? Hm

The drink hit me and I don’t wanna do any work

Oooh I had a lil cocktail in the fridge and it hit me immediately. Lemme finish up my work so I can be off for real tomorrow and get ready for bed

The men bout to pull they piping bags out again.

Just crash in thru the studio window snatch up all the mics mid convo and be like “you have failed this studio!” And try to tuck and roll out of their but accidentally get tangled in the cords

Guess who ain’t got work tomorrow. Guess! Gueeeeeesss 🙃

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I was in the car singing Love by Keyshia Cole and idk why my accent played me like that. Fucked around and turned it into a country song 😭

Y’all fighting over flavored HDMI cords again??

Forgot how much I loved this song. Mid pandemic you couldn’t tell me Jordan fisher wasn’t going to drop a fire ass R&B/pop album before he pivoted to theatre It’s like he stole the guitar from Usher’s 8701 and slide his own sexy flow over it.