I quite literally do not discuss certain topics with certain people because they do not have the range, context, or literacy level.

Something bout the au jus of a beef roast touching a cinnamon roll on the plate is so good.

The yelling to get me to confess in the interrogation room would absolutely not work on me whether I did it or not. I tune out so quickly at yelling.

Me checking on my pot roast ever 15 mins: Mm. This is not tendanism

Oh Qimir…the ppl still miss you 🥹

I just know they were confused when they cast Shemar Moore to be the eye candy in this show and we decided to thirst over both him and MGG

This and the “well why would you be single ” like sum’n s’posed to be wrong with me for choosing me

How I feel complaining about my back

Sam Puckett probably:

Accidentally ran water over my sleeve in the kitchen but the material so thick it never went thru. My actual arm stayed dry and it dried quickly. Subtly reminding me that a job would rather give you the best quality sweatshirt you may ever own than pay you a bonus or fair wage.

Why is there no candy that resembles Tums Chewies they’re so good

Vincent D’Onofrio a gah damn chameleon

Glad to see y’all are still walking 😝

That pot roast just went on like 2 hrs ago I am nothing if not a procrastinator 🤣

And nobody is exempt cause one year my best friend sent me her ultrasound and I said “awww. Now why that baby ain’t got no coat on”

Group of friends everyone brings something. Can be potluck style where everyone tries to cook something or the”cook” friend (usually me) and everyone else brings what they’d like in a kickback kind of way. But Friendsgiving is based on preferences of those coming. It’s not strict

Oh I know I’m getting older cause I had to turn that heat on early this year. My joints acting up

And yes. Yes, I did spend half the movie calling her Holly Marie Peete

Holly Robinson Peete in this and I need a tutorial on every braid hairstyle she’s worn so far

I literally just came back from the store and it happened as soon as I got out the elevator and someone said the elevators are out now. I got off just in time. Cause baby, my claustrophobia don’t play that

Almost missed a Black Hallmark Christmas movie. Made it home just in time 😭

I just started cooking and and a power outage wants to start. UUUGH

Little Debbie should partner with a k cup coffee company and make Debbie Cake coffee flavors. Christmas Tree, Nutty Buddy, and Oatmeal Crème Pie in MY personal options

This Hallmark movie is about a Christmas planner falling for a prince and while giving out gifts he got her friend who loves elephants an elephant stuffy and adopted an elephant in her name that she can check in on. BITCH ID DIE IF A MAN GOT ME AN ELEPHANT 😭

My ex used to say he wished he could go back to before he pissed me off and change everything and last night that fool was in my dreams at a time we were good. Soon as I figure out how to file a restraining order from my subconscious it’s over for his ass

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I could tell this lady had ADHD during the interview and it’s likely unmanaged. I wish folks wouldn’t say they’ll call you back when they likely won’t remember to do it.

I need my lower back massaged 😭

The acting in this hallmark movie is more terrible than normal 😭

Pluto TV is still free (thank God) and they’ve got a channel that plays Hallmark Christmas movies, BET holiday movies, a channel for Criminal Minds, anime that included Inuyasha and my fav binge Hajime No Ippo. It’s so much good stuff on here. I’m mad I forgot about it

I hate playing phone tag with ppl about jobs. Just send me an email.

I would have liked to enjoyed the OutKast Rock & Roll hall of fame but knowing what I know now of both Tyler the Creator and Doja Cat… ☹️

Why do headlines feel the need to mention the celebs age before stating the rest of the sentence?! That’s what be throwing folks off in thinking they’re about to read a death announcement. That’s not the way you grab attention. It’s rude

It’s bout to be cold af outside and I’m bout to be moving pallets in a freezer 😭

TF?! I hate it here

What do you mean this job called me back the same day I left the group interview and I didn’t get the call and now I’m looking at a rejection email 😫

Yes ma'am! I am VERY proud of my family's roots and resilience! It's especially going to help with current and coming events!

tiniest release everrrrr. i think it was only at the lower manhattan alamo in NYC? saw it twice there. beautiful on the big screen.

Still some of my favorite pics. I need to trim my hair back to this

Spencer Reid with his widdle cardigan and messenger bag. 🥺 This was one of the last seasons he got to be innocent

Mkay but in Ordinary People when John Legend said “I know I’ve misbehaved” the fuck did he mean by that

This the episode Matthew Gray Gubler directed I just know it. They always gave him the creepier ones to direct. It’s the marionette one

Oh shit this the season where Spencer Reid lost his boo

The BAU used to pull up in these folks cities, tell the local police to sit the hell down, call the unsub impotent and just wait for something to happen. And I was sat for it every damn episode.

I need Penelope Garcia glasses collection

Jeff Davis created two of my favorite shows and then just called it a day man. I know that’s right 😭

My favorite reformed thug. (She not reformed)

This. I miss getting sent playlists and flowers. Having someone put in effort of remembering your favorite things. The intentionality. Now everyone’s moving slimy or like they’re afraid to get hurt.