cherry, grape, strawberry...

Remember why we celebrate

This might be why I hate grape flavored anything because WHAT IS IT??

Watermelon almost never tastes like watermelon.

Fruit punch, that shit will taste like one fruit mixed with some barbecue sauce

I don't know who's on the grill but me and Mr. Snuffleupagus about to "go for a walk" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What artificial flavor tastes nothing like the flavor it’s based on? I personally think the person who made grape flavoring had never tasted grapes before but was just synesthesia-ing off of a shade of purple.

Scrivener is so amazing. I had to hush cause I was so excited and telling anyone who would listen but lemme say it again … Scrivener is so amazing

Sometime I think about how Spider-Man felt the blip before it happened to him and there was nothing he could do

Everybody in the family group chat was at church all day so guess who job it was to post the Happy Easter graphic. (Had to dig thru all the AI slop for a good one) My obligations as a family member have been fulfilled for the rest of the year.

I heard the owner of this new corner store ask the folks passing by if they wanted some free pizza so I hurried to put my stuff down and went over there. The door was locked and the owner poked his head out to say “sorry we close”. igga, I will be your 1st 1 star don’t do this!!!

Jesus the only thing that rose ‘round here apparently

When I tell you I can fuck up some hibachi veggies. No protein, no drink, no sauce. Just gimme them veggies (maybe some rice) 😩

I can make a kiss enough

I don’t want righteous, I hurt too much, I lost too much, I lust too much. I hit my clutch and vroom Third day, pop out the tomb Or whatever it is the bible says

I can’t blame it on the seasonal depression anymore. I’m bout to put myself back on some lady’s couch to figure it out

I want tiny fun sized bottles of whiskey, Beverly Jenkins paperbacks, 2 cute spiral notebooks. Pilot G2 gel roller pens in blue and pastels. Pre roll cones in pastels. A pack of lighters in pastels. Incense cones in rose, patchouli, sandalwood. Throw some Cadbury eggs in there and OG Kinder eggs

Blocking people proactively is good for your skin. More wellness tips to come.

A white man with a non human pfp saw me taking about soul food and started talking to me about “the itis” so I’ve been mostly ignoring most Bluesky profiles I don’t know ever since.

It’s bothering me bc I wanna know what I sound like but I don’t trust many people to tell me.

Ok I think I figured it out for this week. 😪

The concept of what is a smash burger has gotten out of hand. Why is the meat transparent??

And if you’re following me rn don’t think self deprecating is a part of my brand over here. Okay this is a Leo household, I’m just in a mood right now

I don’t wanna go to the gym today. I’m trying but it feels like nothing I do is good enough right now.

It’s like somebody asked “how do we design a vehicle that says we were bullied in high school and have now made it our whole personality”

There is no phrase I’m just going to keep talking at an even pace without hesitation or doubt while making intense eye contact with them until they shut up.

I spend multiple hours a day fretting over how to make myself more nutritionally balanced. Am I getting enough fiber? Is this enough water intake? Am I cutting back in sugar enough. Just for doctors to be like “you’re fine. Pre-diabetic but fine” yeah but what does that even meeeaaan 😩

This is where I’m at now. I used to love talking bout writing (still do) but I don’t wanna talk about it when it consumes so much of my life now. I’m still doing it. I’m just quiet about it

It feels so good blocking y’all sometimes. Cause wtf do you even be saying to me

Seeing me on my doorbell camera: maybe I’m ugly and nobody told me

When you’re asked how many piercing you have and you have pierced ears, do you count them as one or two

I definitely wanna see Kermit, Fozzie Bear, Scooter and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew & Beaker

Bc the only celeb look-a-likes I get are Jaz Sinclair or Amandla Steinberg. I don’t see it 😭

Everybody got their Mary Jane’s and frilled socks on today, right? White stockings if it be your preference.

Eggs and chocolate together. In one sitting

I'm trying to figure out why in the 80s we kids hunted for and ate real boiled eggs for Easter. Just sat there and ate 8-10 eggs in our church clothes

Eating 8-10 eggs … Bowels harder than “why don’t he want me uncle Phil”

Meatballs out of wedlock have never failed me.

People either want Animal on the grill or nowhere near here and I find that fascinating

I absolutely don’t know

A classic Sock It To Me cake 🙂‍↕️

I’d go get my homegirl but would text her a heads up about the killer so we ready to fight

Swedish chef on BBQ. Seems like a good listener. That way I can talk about how Rizzo still owes me $20 from weeks ago & is avoiding my calls. Gonzo tried to patch shit up, but fuck that. I don’t play about my money. Ask Animal.

$10/$971.62 Car $0/$531.41 Utilities Due Apr. 8th We are at 49 days w/car. Repo danger @ day 60. New payment due Apr. 15th 😩. Also need down payment for lights. Deadline around the corner. Anything helps! Urgent call and need for 261 train riders at $5 each donation to reach goal. Thank you! 💛

wtf do you mean Keith Lee proposed to Ronni during a game of charades?!! Big Sandals stop playing with me bruh. I know you got more of that around here somewhere

The baby shower gonna be messy but you’re not making it out of either scenario unless you’ve got an insane talent.

vampire tax advisor , she/he may know some things

ouu, I’ll try to imbed myself in different environments from land to sea, shit space too. i’d also explore different human interactions and perspectives by showing up as different people from different walks of life and test my theories on their assumptions, biases, and social dynamic.