But do you remember when Nick Cannon had Mariah laying background vocals for a random Nickelodeon tv movie girl group? I do

This man im talking to has such a beautiful name and it’s like you’re either going to do something that’s going to make me hate it forever or this goes well and I’m goin to want to put it on every accessory… alright let’s do this

As a Leo, yes

Jesus. Bless ND coochie.

Catching this this weekend

Making a playlist for…something

The southern ability to turn a phrase very quickly

This was a wild time bc I remember going to Walmart walking down the freezer section just wishing a muthafucka would so I could throw hands. Didn’t even have plans to buy ice cream

Ppsttt come here… Nothing Bundt Cake got a Banana Pudding cake and a Dubai Chocolate cake while supplies last.

Any fruit flavoring that doesn't taste like the fruit is generally because it was formulated when a different variety of that fruit was commonly being sold, like banana flavoring being made to taste like Gros Michel bananas or grape flavoring tasting like Concord grapes. But you can still get both!

The guy that hangs outside my building was back. I had my guy friend on FT this time and dude got loud cause I walked by and didn’t say nothin and my homie goes “who that n**** is?!” Mind you he KNOWS why I called him. The guy goes“oh my bad” my friend yells “HOLD THE PHONE UP LEMME SEE HIM”

I love how when I call my guy friend so I don’t get bothered when walking at night he turns into a whole ass character. Like why am I suddenly on the phone with Big Worm

“Talkin bout some Maggie Gyllenhaal BOY BLOW THE BLOCK UP IDC!!!!”

I went and got one and then got distracted trying to find a Dr Pepper creamy coconut. That’s an after work task. I failed

Uh uh. I be eating turkey AND bacon

Well today I got the compliment that I have a nice voice and I sound like I sing. So I guess that’s what my voice sounds like

Hold on they make Hersheys cookies and crème Easter eggs??! See now I gotta go investigate

And now I also want a Hersheys cookies and cream bar.

Not many things better than waking up from a nap and remembering you have a little plate of leftovers to finish off

cherry, grape, strawberry...

Remember why we celebrate

This might be why I hate grape flavored anything because WHAT IS IT??

Watermelon almost never tastes like watermelon.

Fruit punch, that shit will taste like one fruit mixed with some barbecue sauce

I don't know who's on the grill but me and Mr. Snuffleupagus about to "go for a walk" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What artificial flavor tastes nothing like the flavor it’s based on? I personally think the person who made grape flavoring had never tasted grapes before but was just synesthesia-ing off of a shade of purple.

Scrivener is so amazing. I had to hush cause I was so excited and telling anyone who would listen but lemme say it again … Scrivener is so amazing

Sometime I think about how Spider-Man felt the blip before it happened to him and there was nothing he could do

Everybody in the family group chat was at church all day so guess who job it was to post the Happy Easter graphic. (Had to dig thru all the AI slop for a good one) My obligations as a family member have been fulfilled for the rest of the year.

I heard the owner of this new corner store ask the folks passing by if they wanted some free pizza so I hurried to put my stuff down and went over there. The door was locked and the owner poked his head out to say “sorry we close”. igga, I will be your 1st 1 star don’t do this!!!

Jesus the only thing that rose ‘round here apparently

When I tell you I can fuck up some hibachi veggies. No protein, no drink, no sauce. Just gimme them veggies (maybe some rice) 😩

I can make a kiss enough

I don’t want righteous, I hurt too much, I lost too much, I lust too much. I hit my clutch and vroom Third day, pop out the tomb Or whatever it is the bible says

I can’t blame it on the seasonal depression anymore. I’m bout to put myself back on some lady’s couch to figure it out

I want tiny fun sized bottles of whiskey, Beverly Jenkins paperbacks, 2 cute spiral notebooks. Pilot G2 gel roller pens in blue and pastels. Pre roll cones in pastels. A pack of lighters in pastels. Incense cones in rose, patchouli, sandalwood. Throw some Cadbury eggs in there and OG Kinder eggs

Blocking people proactively is good for your skin. More wellness tips to come.

A white man with a non human pfp saw me taking about soul food and started talking to me about “the itis” so I’ve been mostly ignoring most Bluesky profiles I don’t know ever since.

It’s bothering me bc I wanna know what I sound like but I don’t trust many people to tell me.

Ok I think I figured it out for this week. 😪

The concept of what is a smash burger has gotten out of hand. Why is the meat transparent??

And if you’re following me rn don’t think self deprecating is a part of my brand over here. Okay this is a Leo household, I’m just in a mood right now

I don’t wanna go to the gym today. I’m trying but it feels like nothing I do is good enough right now.

It’s like somebody asked “how do we design a vehicle that says we were bullied in high school and have now made it our whole personality”

There is no phrase I’m just going to keep talking at an even pace without hesitation or doubt while making intense eye contact with them until they shut up.

I spend multiple hours a day fretting over how to make myself more nutritionally balanced. Am I getting enough fiber? Is this enough water intake? Am I cutting back in sugar enough. Just for doctors to be like “you’re fine. Pre-diabetic but fine” yeah but what does that even meeeaaan 😩

This is where I’m at now. I used to love talking bout writing (still do) but I don’t wanna talk about it when it consumes so much of my life now. I’m still doing it. I’m just quiet about it

It feels so good blocking y’all sometimes. Cause wtf do you even be saying to me