Anybody else ready for bed?

Infidelity is so painful. I don’t recommend.

The regret was IMMEDIATE

Will Smith:

I never actually went thru his phone, just saw the text notification Never trust a man more than your own gut.

Lol what is the context?

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I have too many "types." I need them all combined in ONE man. I need a fine ass cutie patootie ruggedly handsome nerd that's good with his hands and lifts heavy things 😂

Let's start one 👀

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I'm so hungry but of course not in the mood to cook anything 🫩

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I use to joke that I would be a cougar but I thought that meant like I would date someone 37 years old when I'm 50 I'm not dating nobody 10+ years younger than me while I'm in my THIRTIES

A cougar in your 30s is insane!

She's hilarious. Why she wear that prom dress tho?

😂😂😂

If you needed a sign to get a new tat, here it is.

Ew. I forgot I needed to renew my tags. Anybody got $265 laying around they don't need? 👀

Alright, I gave to go to sleep. Yall behave.

Yall real chatty tonight. Nobody gotta work tomorrow??

My bestie going to a sex party this weekend Did I piss God off or something?!! Have I been banished to a life of no orgasms? 😭

This man is so fine and I always wanna jump his bones but I also really like him and I'm not in a good enough headspace to also be going through unrequited love 🫩

Ludacris 3:16 — What’s in that bag, whatchu got in that bag?

Today my daughter and I were talking about musicians who are also actors and I mentioned someone from Atlanta is great at this and his name is Ludacris she said “oh like in the Bible?” “Umm, no, not Leviticus 😂😂😂”

Not anymore. Well... maybe

"I come in every room and draw attention like a centerpiece Steppin' for a long time, moving like a centipede"

NOBODY is funnier than Black women 🤣🤣😭😭😭

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Once I stop fucking with a nigga, I forget they exist

Lesbian* 😭

I only claim the ones that left an impression, so yes 😌

Whew

I really wanna buy my own collar but I don't want anyone to see it and think I'm owned 😭

YES! Waist chain & collar* 😌

Thigh chain, anklet and day collar all good money to me

Anybody wanna see @cerromerussell.blacksky.app tonight at the DC Improv? Got an extra ticket. Doors open at 6:15. Show starts at 7:30

Community is on the other side of Conversation. 🫶🏽

Psychiatrist*

I have an appointment with a new therapist on Sunday. Depression so got hands, that's why you gotta go get back up and jump that bitch

Depression got hands

Lemme login over there real quick 🫠

Caveat: while there are in fact some behaviors that some adults are too old to be doing, enjoying your life and feeling great while doing it should not be one of them. Especially because somebody else said so. 🤷🏽‍♂️

…..if you want to buy a $500 Lego set, buy the damn Lego set. If you want to Double Dutch, warm those knees and ankles up, and get in the field! Fuck these miserable people! Do not join them in their abode of misery.

As a whole, the obsession we have with only doing certain things cause we’re young, then putting restrictions on adults starting around early thirties and on, could be a reason why a lot of adults are miserable. There are so many things adults hesitate to do because someone said it was “childish”…

I miss all the Black kinksters I connected with on Twitter. That community isn't really here.

Saturday is almost here, get your ticket before it sells out

Me and who?

Oof.