Welp! Blame it on the skyline…

Im hungry. 🍑

This month makes 9 months without alcohol. I walked through the whiskey aisle at the store to see how everybody was holding up. They’re good! 😌

If you see this, quote this with a picture of you and your best friend. Me and Kevo! @kevomichael.com

Went to Luella’s Southern Kitchen in Albany Park for the first time….and my God today! Everything was amazing and I will absolutely be back to come get the short rib Benedict 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

The hypocrisy and biphobia, even from our own, is crazy. Why am I labeled Gay but you get to be Bi ?? Don’t even explain because I know the answer will just make me even angrier lol

Idk who needs to hear this but you’ve done that weight for the last two weeks, successfully. It’s time to up the weight! 🫵🏾

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I’m in the grocery checkout line and someone is so close behind me that I can hear their thoughts. Like, when I go in my pocket to take my wallet out, I could pull them out of there because that’s how close they are. BACK UP!!

I need some ‘fection!

If you see this, quote with a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰

Absolutely killed my legs today! 🦵🏾

Got my haircut. Y’all need anything from the store ?

Batter Zero Tofu Batter Batter: The Atkins Diet

Mamdanistan is crazy! 😂😂

Humility, self awareness, improve ability to read the room and remembering that sex is, in fact, a skill that can be fine tuned based on past experiences and listening to your partners because they all have different needs and wants.

Oh look, gay men shaming Khalid for displaying feminine energy…..ain’t yall tired of tearing each other down and prioritizing such minuscule shit ?? Also, just because you wear a Yankees fitted, white forces, and an oversized shirt and jeans doesn’t make you masc….sis. Please, shut up!

I wish I could go back to the first time I heard Virgos Groove and had to runnat back three times in a row before moving on to the next song. What a time!

@bigfaze.bsky.social’s post inspired this one. Shoutout to the people paying for the monthly subscriptions that people in our families and our friends use for free. If you’re that family member or friend, send a little something to the subscription holder as a thank you……witcha raggedy ass lmao

I’m in the mood to shoot my shot and also don’t even care if I miss. I just wanna do it! Shooters SHOOT!

Idk if yall know this, but I really love being Black. God really did their big one making us Black and a lot of these folks who aren’t can’t take the joy we find, daily, in our Blackness. Can’t relate because I’m eating good over here!! I mean, *gestures everywhere* look at the material!! 🙂‍↕️

lol I’ll let y’all know when/if I ever find out!

This! Cause why have we lost the plot of bare minimum human decency ? Especially since you’ve made the decision to have sex with them. That decision, alone, would make me treat anyone with the utmost respect and I expect it in return.

Something is always due! Just paid the bill and here you come talking about “your new statement is ready for viewing”. G, if you don’t quit playing in my face and on my phone!

I will always find that unsubscribe button. Idc how small you make it.

You can be BOTH! 👇🏾 meet in the middle 👇🏾 Dance all night!

The way I needed to see this video in my time of struggle. Part 2 in the thread. Financial depression and shame can be so isolating. I love all my people, broke or ballin 🫶🏾

Made my deposit! 💪🏾

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

Chicago is starting to get a little chilly, so why not sit by a nice, warm fire ?

Made my deposit! 💪🏾

It’s crazy that yall hate Black people, other POC, disabled ppl, and anyone else who falls under the scope of DEI, so much that you’d rather have your company crumble than make sure our presence/contributions are supported and protected throughout your company. Anyway, what yall having for dinner ?

Grim Reaper, can I help start a GoFundMe for some new glasses ? Maybe some LASIK ?

People who go out of there way to tell me they’re going to do something, and then just don’t do it. Lol

Do it, Zohran!! Do it, New York!! Make the right choice, y’all, please!!!

Yea, I don’t care about ppl on SNAP buying steak/other more expensive food that some of you weirdos believe they shouldn’t get to eat. I was just happy they had food. You know, food, that thing that helps keep us alive. Worried about the wrong shit and exposing how horrible of a human being you are.

He could be walking down the street I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this man.

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

They would rather go dust the clouds in the sky than talk to you. Move on, love! Lol

‘I Lied To You” came on in the gym! 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Tell me your sign without telling me your sign. I wasn’t going to do it, but then you TOLD me not to do it, so now I HAVE to do it. I promise im having a great time, this is just my face. When helping someone “I understand that’s how you FEEL about it, but what are you going to DO about it?”

If yt men do anything, they gon ruin the country, and walk outside in cold weather wearing shorts, sandals with no socks and no coat.

¡ Feliz Domingo ! ¿ Que te gusta hacer para divertirte ?

Happy Sunday! Yall staying warm ?

My anniversary date is 11/13 and it’s been a great (almost) year being on here with most of yall! 🫶🏾🫶🏾

Cooked for them. Will have much better discernment with that next time lol 🙂‍↔️

No Nut November??? …….man, anyway!

I would never come over your house again. 🙂‍↔️

Jurnee Smollett so cold! 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I feel like I’m at the age where my feelings on partaking in Halloween debauchery could go either way. It can go either way!! When I’m outside, I’m outside. But when I plan on chilling, like I do tonight, I get my ass inside as fast as I possibly can! 🫠 #IsThisAdulthood ?

JEE-ZUS!! I’m weak!!