Umm…this is crazy. 🥴

The amount of times I’ve seen my followers say they’re excited to go on a date, only for the person to not show up is too damn high. You mfs need to learn to communicate and stop playing with people’s emotions. Go waste someone else’s time. It’s actual lovers out here trying to find one another!

Victoria Monet was in a very specific bag when she wrote ‘Touch Me’. 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I think Scream 2 is better than the first one, and I LOVE the first one. I’m prepared to perish on this hill! 🤷🏽‍♂️

Just in theory, not practice lol

Last week’s price is no longer today’s price. Run him his money!!

I bought a family size of the laundry detergent I always buy back in like Sept/Oct. The label said it would last around 6 months. I called bullshit. G why has it almost been six months and I’m still on this container?? I admit defeat! 😂

I honestly should’ve been lifting at least 5 times a week to begin with. I sometimes forget that I am a WHOLE ATHLETE who used to do this 5-6 days a week for hours, knowing that my body won’t really respond to anything less than five times a week. All this to say, we’re back and locked in! 🙂‍↕️

Yes, ma’am! I got you on the hoochie daddy shorts! Y’all got us on the sundresses ?

Black people will watch you miss an exit, dress up nicely or do something incorrectly and go.. “Where you going ??” “Who you going to see ??” “What you doing ??” 😭😭

Joffrey was an annoying and spoiled child with too much power. Ramsay was just unfiltered and pure evil. He really enjoyed that shit. The dogs were too good for him. I’ll have to go with Ramsay. lol

I started watching the show ‘Industry’. There are bad decisions and vices everywhere. 🥴🥴 But I think it’s good lol Lord, they are calling the plug as I type this 😩😩

It’s a beautiful, sunny day in Chicago.

Because people only care about the aesthetics of a relationship, making sure that it “looks perfect” rather than building a genuine connection, and impressing people that have nothing to do with the actual relationship. Lost the plot!

I love purposely and emphatically using the incorrect forms of words. I’ll hit y’all with a “Tooken” and “Irregardless” without even blinking. 🙂‍↕️

Made my deposit, today! 💪🏾

Power Puff Girls were really always beating the dog shit outta Mojo Jojo. Sometimes, he would just be breathing……HANDS! Damn. lol

This adulting stuff is for the birds. I’m trying to get back to where I belong, in a child’s place! 😩😩

Make sure y’all are doing dynamic stretching before your workouts and not static stretching! 🙂‍↕️

I don’t know who needs to hear this but…..stop packing that washing machine to the top! Those clothes are NOT getting washed properly. Keep doing that and that washer is about to start beat boxing.

Go do the thing, Chicago! #Vote #ILPrimaries

18°, Chicago ?!? Feels like 10° ?! IKYFL! Anybody know how to successfully fight a season ?

Today’s nightly craving is Italian Fiesta. I need that greasy ass pizza like I need oxygen! 😮‍💨

See, my problem is, you could be staring at me because you think I’m attractive and I’ll automatically respond with….

Don’t jump me. Now, I don’t even drink milk but…Anne Hathaway. Yea. 🙂‍↕️

Inconveniencing themselves for the sake of building and sustaining community.

Queen Latifah been fine for my entire life! 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I don’t even drink anymore and he had me at $2 top shelf shots and .50 wings. Maybe this will make me take a trip to Houston for the first time lol

Sidney Poitier (1964) Denzel Washington (2002) Halle Berry (2002) Jamie Foxx (2005) Forest Whitaker (2007) Will Smith (2022) Michael B. Jordan (2026)

Looking at his face, I legitimately think he thought he wouldn’t even win this. His name is called and he’s literally in disbelief. Michael is so deserving of this award! Literal tears in my eyes, man! 😮‍💨😮‍💨 #Sinners

That’s OSCAR WINNER Michael B. Jordan!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

I haven’t seen the movie yet but was One Battle After Another really THAT good ?? Honest question.

Autumn Durald Arkapaw won for Best Cinematography. Yes!!! #Sinners

Some catfish and spaghetti would heal me! 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Manifesting a ‘Sinners Sweep Sunday’ at the Oscars. Also, if MBJ wins, it’ll be because he deserved it not because of any other irrelevant factors. That man did the WORK and I won’t be listening to any rebuttals on the topic. 🙂‍↔️

Loving the person I see in the mirror more and more, every day!

Being a teacher, and honestly, an adult, is hilarious because I’ll be in class sometimes and will sit there waiting for the teacher to start the lesson….I’m the teacher. I have to start the lesson AND be the adult in the room. I am merely a child. This is crazy! 🫠

Miiiiight finally be evolving into a true gym head. Bought a new bag, wrist wraps and wrist straps. Who is this person looking back at me in this mirror ?

I am very much a “Yea, I said that. Would you like me to explain in greater detail?” type of person.

I won’t even hold you, rice cakes, peanut butter and honey just got added to my list of pre workout snacks. It’s decent!!

Today, was the last day of this monologues residency I taught with 7th graders and one of the pieces of feedback I received was “The first day, I didn’t want to do this AT ALL but Mr. Marcus really encouraged me and I really enjoyed it. I even wanted to perform my monologue first today!” 🥹😭

Frankly, I’m speechless with the way my back and body are shaping up.

Groupthink can be a helluva drug. Because someone will say some fake deep shit, included with some fancy words, no less than four syllables, and an expertly placed Oxford comma, and y’all will go “EXACTTLLYYY!” 😐

Another grocery trip. *sigh* if you ask me to go out to eat, I’ll just assume you want to fight. Lmao

Salt I Am Number Four Scott Pilgrim Power Rangers (2017)

Regina King is so fun to watch in ‘The Harder They Fall’. You could tell she was having fun playing that character.

It must suck building a personality based on needing to be “better than” every Black person you come in contact with or not. It must suck even more to know that you’ll never be better than us because this sauce is eternal and ancestrally passed down. Stay mad and continue to age like milk, goofy!

These pictures of Halle Berry and Shemar Moore at the B.A.P.S. premiere gave me no choice but to grow up Bisexual! 🫠🫠

Here’s my face….again lol