Which is why sex how to guides have always been funny to me. Lol

It’s terrible in every context except for scrambled eggs

I got a 250 dollar school bus violation ticket in the mail for passing a school bus that was stopped but in the video you can clearly see I was already in motion passing the bus as it stopped and put the sign up.

The quarter zip discourse is interesting because at least as far as tech goes the attire is very casual.

For my musician friends it’s where they post stuff that won’t jeopardize them form gettin church gigs lol

Banana pudding, no I am not open to debate.

Their eyes, they are the window to the soul

Measurements are important but the real key to baking is understanding food science. Why eggs are needed for some recipes and not others, when to use baking powder soda or both etc. that’s where you’ll have your biggest fails

Had to go outside and do some yard work to balance out that brunch I made lol

Sunday brunch at home: Apple cider cinnamon buttermilk pancakes topped with spiced apples and gluten free fried chicken strips.

Made a very delicious chicken bacon and ranch salad for dinner.

Chicken sausage, bacon, spinach, sweet potato and egg breakfast scramble.

I know it’s probably not the case but singing runs while intoxicated feels so much easier than sober lol

I don’t understand why werewolves wrestle with their existence in their media when they could just eat bad people.

One of the best bass lines of all time

I really want have a night where I invite friends over and we get drunk and sing Christmas carols by the fire while I play piano

Alcohol with stevia based chasers just takes like alcohol.

Mr. Brightside is about a cuckold and you can’t convince me otherwise. Just read the lyrics

I’m only doing a half a pan of Mac and cheese this year because I always end up making way too much and ittl probably end up being closer to a full pan lol

Iono about this one lol

Only time I use it is when a person is talking about something I haven’t seen yet and I don’t want spoilers

Thirsty men ruin it for other men having regular interactions with women, I once tried to tell a woman she dropped her wallet when getting out her car and she told me “no thanks I have a boyfriend” and I know it was pure instinct.

Death capitalism

*astronaut meme* Always has been.

It’s find it’s a good litmus test to see if we can actually be cool because if a man uses it we cannot.

I’m starting to think there’s a matcha gene like cilantro because either people love it or hate the taste

Either the treadmill I was on this morning was broken or I tapped into the speed force because when I set it to 12 it felt like nothing.

Surprised myself on how fast I just learned bring me to life on piano while forgetting I have a whole degree in piano performance, it would’ve been sad if I couldn’t lol

Last Samurai Standing is pretty dope

Made scallop and chicken fried rice for a quick lunch.

Requiring photo identification verification to use an online illegal marijuana delivery service is wild work.

Where are my DMV emo music lovers at? I’m throwing a show at DC9 with Pop punk and Emo band covers with a little gogo sprinkled in. Night ends with a Dance party. Tickets on DC9’s website

Doorbuster stampedes were peak capitalism lol

I really hate the “but it’s still funny” defense I’ve been seeing in the comments of them

Made ramen for dinner.

I need to learn to make ramen noodles from scratch the packers have way too much sodium in them

I hate the way Ocean Avenue starts so much, it’s such a pain to count off and get right.

A year without a Santa Claus because of the miser songs.

It sounds wild be when you’re on a healing journey you welcome being triggered because it’s a chance to peel back the onion and relate the feeling(s) to a past experience to close out the loop. Feeling nothing at all is way worse.

Crock pot chicken, puréed sweet potatoes and spinach

I hate that for her

I don’t know why stockings are so visually appealing but they just are.

Ran a mile in my new Hokas and it was light work. Good shoes make such a big difference

Are they trying to piss you off? Most likely a bot

Candied bacon is delicious but that’s gotta be something you have once every few years because of how unhealthy it actually is lol

Beef is a close second if you get the crisp right lol

I know there’s the respectability politics aspect but I think in general business casual is sexy lol

Quarter zip trend is a clear indication of it. And honestly I’m not even mad lol

Breakfast: