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My issue is i have picnic brain so i dont think to buy bread and cold cuts to make sandwiches i think: hunk of cheese, vat of hummus, grapes, snacks, all done and then its the middle of the week and i only have snacks left

i say this with all due respect but the man probably puts women in labyrinths

Ive never dropped in a dm like “hey” i talk so much bro I absolutely came with topics

ive locked mr beast in a room adn if he can stay there for 100 days he can stay there for 1000 days i dotn care

the actually spicy doritos are like actually spicy, that’s wild

My love language is when you watch me eat an entire cake while crying and don't say a single word about it. That's intimacy. That's trust.

me shouting Oh i LOVE Steely Dan cause the amex is out

Having hair like this is a generational blessing like her bloodline must be anointed 😮‍💨

I will likely not stream this anywhere as i chose to do with HH but i will absolutely read the dissertations this will provoke, hand em here

I was lil treating myself a lil less in feb/march and my favorite engaged barista noticed my prolonged absence because “you missed so much of the menu! try the irish cream latte.” I wish him everything.

taurus - your value is not in your wallet. if times are hard right now, be sweet to yourself & don’t link your identity to physical symbols of wealth. honor your true worth. you may need comfort now.

aries - i’m holding your hands in mine. if you feel down, disconnected, or dissociated, try a grounding activity that makes you feel the energy of love. go near water or go for a walk. smile at nature & then get yourself a treat. nourish your heart, my love. have some fun and get a hug if you can.

🫂 thanks love, these are so well done I appreciate your effort and detail 🧡

Astrology posting? In MY echo chamber?? 🙂‍↕️✨✌🏾🧡☀️🌻🤌🏽

#ffxiv #ff14

I actually don’t know what she did to you two years ago on discord, sorry about that diva

Nah can’t do it that day I’m supposed to purify myself in fire but maybe the day after will work

and that girl's name? joe biden.

Having the kind of existential crisis that can only be solved by winning about £50k on the lottery.

lesbians don’t have a type we have a very specific genre and somehow she’s always either holding a tote bag or emotionally unavailable

Y'know what, I'm still with it "War don't sex" that's right brother, peace fucks

Its hard to peep when a self proclaimed anti-racist is on page 4 of things but then you see a post and its like oh okay they just got here, let them cook

*putting myself in the line of fire for a lil joke* “but daddy she posts good!”

I dont know how to send out a flare for my kind of psycho so I'm just gonna play Fiona Apple too loud till I find you

qualia would be a beautiful name for a girl

🫵 ur normal

Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz i can’t come.

My feed is just political hot takes, people recovering from being bluesky main character for a few hours, and vague posts about who does and doesn’t do oral sex

Is this like that boy kibble ive been hearing about?

okay all i need to do to stop being depressed is to take care of my body and clean up my spaces. thats jsut two things ive got this

Has ED twitter migrated to Bluesky? Where did the go? Did they all become anime avi gorls? I get that 🎗️

we wouldn’t be in this mess if you were all intermittent fasting and praising the lordt like you said you would, be accountable

Joe Exotic shouldn't be funny but he is. ITS ALL CORRUPT GIRL 🤣

what if this vague post about narcissism is about me specifically?

I get stressed when people talk about mean girls on here cause either I just dont know them or it's me 🤡

To lift your spirit. Imma go for a run.

I do think theres been a general shift in disdain towards workers with this No Kings protest. More neighborly behavior. Less “why aren’t you protesting” more “I’m protesting for those that cant” Good effort. Like to see it.

The Cuck Chair as the 4th branch of government

patiently explaining to national political reporters that the people who organize No Kings are also doing the daily advocacy, voter registration, mutual aid, and immigrant defense, and that just because the cameras show up for the big crowd does not mean that work did not exist before and after

Have you considered a breakdancing competition to eliminate the nerds?

Why as a woman are you a redditor

I’m wearing this meme down to the ground. 😭

I like happiness there should be more sorry no offense

time to clock into the autistic queer factory (bluesky)

I want a cigarette so bad right now, god knows why

then he should look directly into the camera and tell us what type of communist he is

Christina Vidal, you will ALWAYS be good with this lot!