girls want one thing, and it's to be this weird little dude absolutely lost in the sauce

theres gotta be a reason why they dont want private accounts though

CW: animal cruelty Boom, picture it, Mice everywhere, tweaking out… but its more than that ✨🍊Read more on the blog:

CW: animal cruelty Boom, picture it, Mice everywhere, tweaking out… but its more than that ✨🍊Read more on the blog:

I did my taxes but i have nonone to be smug about it to 😞

just got blackpilled by this truth nuke

When you say “i didnt really listen to The 1975…” after begging for a cig:

So during Hillary Clinton's campaign Jack Antonoff cheated on Lena Dunham with a then 17 year-old Lorde as he produced her album that was likely about the affair. And lena calls her a “teen popstar” in her memoir so hmmm lena you knew he was sleeping with a teenager? Thats weird? Thats suspicious.

Huge News for people with black & white tumblrs and hard opinions about vinyl just dropped!!!

THE AMOUNT OF CONTEMPT I HAVE BEEN HOLDING FOR JACK ANTONOFF FOR YEARS

Charli XCX VS Lorde makes a lot more sense if you think about who Lorde was in that photo with Kanye, thats who Charli was being compared to, and I am VERY serious

The way this photo was the gag of the gags when it dropped the way this photo took up actual calculable space in my body like time and place you had to be there

The Lorde Powerpoint was always true, theres vindication in that, but also, Jack Antonoff should be confronted with hammers.

The Lorde Powerpoint was always true, theres vindication in that, but also, Jack Antonoff should be confronted with hammers.

Okay wait did Lena Dunham just low-key confirm the Jack Antonoff/Lorde PowerPoint of 2018

blogging in the bath like:

Not for a real long time which could be good or bad, i sometimes wonder if ive ever been someone else’s favorite person though

No women currently have a restraining order against me. Jealous??

Don’t worry, I’ll grab it before it drops! 見ててくださいねっイット缶をキャッチしますっ☆

no, it's not the writer's barely-disguised fetish. it's the thematically relevant thing that just happens to also be the writer's fetish. it's totally different you have to trust me.

Ya know what Katara girl im sorry i doubted your baby daddy, you got me

They could do a quarter of this shit for a Lord of the Rings Rerelease and get nothing but good press but noooooooo

'Cause it isn't the rush of remembering, it's  Just mush

Me and who 🥕

i have a fat brain and a fat ass

ah learning that i can use my face for marketing… weird… not beneath me but… new

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Sorry i brought up aliens 6 times do you still think im hot?

Probably the most inspirational thing ive seen in weeks, just phenomenal 👏🏽

The generational divide is actually: who puts a line through their 7s and who does not

Panera Value Meal Deal is an example of the fall of an Empire

i didnt know BOP was an acronym this whole time oh my god

a dirty soda spot would absolutely do well in Philly, we’ll have to fight for one

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

Blacksky: A Brief History

what i said: “i dont wear makeup most of the time.” what they heard: “you stupid ugly bitch its so lame that you like makeup you should rot in hell for enjoying things i hate you specifically-“

Im challenging myself to writing a research paper instead of just an info dump on Mouse City and I’ve definitely over thought it and now its a massive post i have to edit down, why am i like thisssss 😂

Have we learned nothing?? Yes. The answer is always yes.

I dont use a period app, i just wait till Im craving a Bahn Mi or to move out of the country

White people’s willingness to give other white people the benefit of the doubt despite any and all evidence that they shouldn’t will be the death of us all.

This is really cute cause people are absolutely doing this to support him first

tax day

Ruby Rose adding that she didn’t talk about the Katie Perry incident because Katie wrote a recommendation later for Ruby’s US Visa 20 years ago… yea, i felt that

“Your payment was successful” I bet it was you trick ass bitch