Holy shmoly

I’m so high my eyes are sliding down my face

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Fuck Chilli and her baby hair. Non singing ass.

Y’all funny as hell wtf is going on???

😭😭😭😭😭😭

LMFAOOOOOO

Yall*

I’m done with my homework

These men spend all this time venerating the Greeks and the Vikings, two groups that used to travel ALL THE DAMN TIME, and are afraid to leave their split-level ranches. And no, those two groups did not travel for constant war. They also traveled for trade. To break bread. To explore.

If you cannot function in a city, you are not functioning in an apocalypse. And I don't mean you have to like the city, but to be unable to navigate it? To be afraid of the people in it? Soft bitch behavior. Sorry, not sorry.

“Timberlussy” LMAOAOA its still fucking funny

“Real melons” 😭

same energy 😭

Hedorah ☣️

I LOVE a good book cover.

Y’all finna do that thing where y’all suck the fun outta everything 😭

The way I woulda been all up and thru them bank apps 🥹🥹🥹

Those give white titties to y’all? I thought she was light skinned or sumn. Idk maybe it’s just me and my eyes

Office politics are so draining. I just want to get my check and go home.

There’s a difference between being the guy who is scrolling and sees some nice boobs…..vs being the guy who says “It’s Tuesday!!! Yall know what that mean! 👀” The latter is corny as hell no matter how you slice it 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Oh yea sister you gotta set them thangs out this summer fuck that nigga 😭

Obviously, I don’t want ICE in the airports either, but my real point is that we don’t even need these slow downs. The real solution actually isn’t to fund the TSA at all. Abolish that shit too. Yes, I understand people are used to it. But it’s security theater and a waste of your fucking time.

and you are correct. that, worried abt how it looks to others, & "for the kids"

Walter be having me in stitches. He never lets that lady rest 😭

My big 6: Sun- scorpio Moon- libra Rising- Pisces Mercury-scorpio Venus- scorpio Mars- Sagittarius

Rochelle Jordan tomorrow. I’m finna be in there high as a bitch

LMFAO

I feel like watching Wallace and Gromit

Leo, Aries, Gemini.

Nobody 😔

“Who here has been personally victimized by a married man”

LMFAO

Wots all this then? You getting exposed, yea?

It’s finally Friday 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

I slobber laughed at “timberlussy” LMMMMAOOO

Everything is fucking funny omfg

LMFAOOOOOO????

LMFAOOO

LMFAO

AHHHHHHHH EVERYONE RUN TREY SONGZ IS HERE

Ruined the vibe. Men always ruining shit. Ugh.

Trey Songz being a creep nigga is making folks admit what I’ve been saying about him vocally for 20 years now.

I see Verzuz took a turn for the worse LMMMMAAAOOOO the whole mood on the SL shifted

msh/mvc spider-man is super fun to draw :D // sketches below!

All of em

Tom won

Don't buy any Ray-Ban products, even the non-creepy ones. They need to suffer some consequences, too, for profiting off of casualized surveillance.