I stay buying plushies. They're adorable & my keychain ones help me self soothe when anxious. Only reason super soft rugs/throws/pillows exist is because they are the "acceptable" adult way of having plush things that aren't stuffed animals. Meanwhile, I'm miffed I didn't buy these a week ago.

Usually I don't mind going on adventures w/my sis. But there's a reason I slept through her calls this morning. I obviously need me time.

Am I gonna eat the rest of my blueberry waffle cone ice cream or the carton?? Yes. Yes I am.

My Mama thought she was done having kids after my sister. Supposedly had her tubes tied & here I go showing up in her uterus 2yrs later like

When my Mama asked me something & I broke things down for her, I knew she felt seen & that I saw her as a person. Not just my Mama. A sick husband, teenage daughter & 2 daughters under 10 in her 40s?? Possibly going through perimenopause & working as a teacher?? So now I take care of her.

This is how you do it. She hit that same aisle first but didn't stay there bullshittin!!

This wasn't supposed to make me chuckle but it did, because 312? Really?? Can't make this up.

This so funny cuz I saw a bald eagle flying over my neighborhood the other day & this exactly what it feels like to see one randomly in the sky.

These muthafuccas are outside shooting fireworks.

This had me so weak bc this really how it is

Again. Bunch of adults who wanna not heed precautions/warnings because "grown". Now your head hurting & you wheezing because you thought you were bigger than the program. Accusing the government of spraying the air with something because you fail to understand how wind works.

Folk don't allow you to grow out of their percieved boxes of you. I used to be OUTSIIIIIIIDE outside. Wild child tryna recoup "lost youth". Did that. It had consequences. Grew out of it & now I like to sip but not get turnt. Folk "miss" the former version of me. She don't pop out for everyone.

I need money for 5 gallon planters & soil so I can repot my poblano & tomato plants. $twicemyj

Definitely opted to stay in today.

Me to me daily. I gained damn near all the weight I lost back but it doesn't sit the way it did last time & I look TF GOOD dammit.

Anyway, ain't this cute? My sister got me 2 for my birthday.

I want it to be a smooth 80⁰ FEEL like 80⁰ With a lil breeze off the lake That is perfect weather. But naw, it's smoky air & feels like 90⁰ when it's only 81⁰

Y'all this smoke!?! Be careful & mask up if you're heading out. Idc how hot it is.

The retro is GRADING for real. Cuz why folk acting like that?? My goodness.

Be pulling the belt tight under the cuff. Nasty nasty work!

Deleted cuz honestly.... who really knows

Folks reply real nasty then are dumbfounded when people call them on it/hold that mirror up like, "This uglass?? That's YOU!"

We're still in retrograde sweeties. Fyi

I like it.

To know me is to know I'm OVERLY considerate. To a fault. To my own detriment. To the point of letting my own hurt slide because I've considered what the person who slighted me may have been going through. I adjust tho. Call it moving funny or whatever. I adjust.

The way my current bestie is a Leo & we just *get* each other, I'm not mad at this.

Yes!! These went CRAZY.

Ormund handed that boy his sword and Daeron decided that pointing to Ormund & his men then instructing his dragon to light them up was not the move? He just....stabbed that man to "prove" himself? Tessarion like "Whatever, at least I get to fire somebody 🔥🔥" #HOTD #DemDragons

Helena giiiiirrrrl!!!!! #HOTD #DemDragons

Spicy mango lemonade in the sparkling wine

🍾Happy 45th Birthday to MEEEEEE!! 🍾

My sister told me to hydrate because I'm already halfway through one of those big ass bottles of sparkling wine from Sam's club. Being the baby means somebody always telling you what to do. Hmph! (Imma get the water tho.)

I really enjoy banana things. Banana bread, banana nut muffins, banana pudding, banana cake, etc etc etc etc

🍾Happy 45th Birthday to MEEEEEE!! 🍾

This is a MUST!!

Finna go have a breakfast skillet & french toast cuz it's my birthday eve & I wanna get the obligatory celebration out the way so I can spend MY day tomorrow drinking sparking wine & eating Atomic cake in peace.

This made me smile so big this morning!

If you don't cook & I say I don't feel like cooking you better have money for a good restaurant or takeout. Cannot be broke and lack a skill. Leemelone.

He better not ever piss her off cuz "I shoulda let you fly through that window!" is definitely in the comeback vault, now. Also, WHAT & HOW!?! Lemme read this article.

We still got like 2 more weeks of Mercury retrograde & by the looks of thi gas it's only gonna get worse cuz it's way tew much goin on.

Just cried. I know I look a mess. Welp. At least that's out the way & now I know how to move.

I got this Walmart coffee maker for like $25 & an extra carafe cuz I break things with my random Hulk strength. Anyway. This thing automatically keeps coffee hot for 2hrs on a timer and when I tell you it stays freshly brewed hot the entire time!?! I'm a fan.

Remember when we thought the photoshop filters were the worst it could get? We were wrong. I'm so annoyed by that one AI font I could spit.

We Live! ko-fi.com/s/d6ab1141d5

Today on I get things done, I finally finished my first e-cookbook. All designed by me. No AI. I'm mad proud of myself. It's designed to be viewed on your phone and comes with instructions and videos for each recipe. I'm gonna put it on my Ko-Fi.

Just saw an AI photo montage someone made of themselves for their birthday. All the dam selfies & pics you actually have of yourself & you chose to do.....that. Hate it.

I had a conversation w/one on my porch & told them there were so many other places to spin that web but if any blocked the entrance to the porch or door it was getting torn down. They decided to move it to the center of the awning & I swear it waved whenever we left the house. 🤣

19

Drone footage from this morning. 🥰 And ya say Chi city

Meandering >>>>