I only wanna befriend people who dance with no abandon in the club.

Just saw a comment section full of niggas that thought Anne Frank was born in the 1600s…. The Holocaust wasn’t even 100 years ago lmfao

BIG STORY: ICE arrested, shackled and separated Israel and Max Makoka as they were about to board their school bus in Diamondhead, Miss. While one brother endured confinement and pressure to self-deport in a Louisiana prison, the other was sent to a youth home in Texas. Now, they tell their story.

I’ve had some tasty ass gin drinks. It just depends on who made it lol

I had no idea Six Flags merged with Cedar Fair 2 years ago.

It’s China. Of course I believe her lmao

If hell and heaven are real, I hope he has a secret third thing waiting for him that’s worse than hell.

Somebody posted a snippet of the Iceman video.

I am normally trying to get my money’s worth or whatever, but if y’all could see how scrunched up this tube of toothpaste is rn…

I understand EXACTLY why Rick James was singing about Mary Jane.

“My mama was That Bitch, and I’m That Bitch Jr” was such a fun thing to read on Mother’s Day. Lmao

I just saw a Barb say that Nicki Minaj is a bigger rapper than Jay Z. I just feel like everybody needs to find something else to do.

Durand said Am I Okay was originally a demo for Miguel’s debut album. I HEAR IT!!!!!!

I know mainly people are referring to expensive makeup, plastic surgery, and fitness instructors when they say “you’re not ugly, you’re just broke” But good skincare is also expensive as fuck lol sometimes I hate that I’ve used some decent products because now I can’t stop 😂

I just had the weirdest fucking dream. Also, I’ve been sleep a grand total of like 12 hours. I dreamt that I had a lease on a very fancy (but equally creepy) downtown apartment. I had never visited to sign a lease. I never paid rent there.

I been sleeping hard as fuck. I’m only up right now cause I had to pee.

All them damn songs. How Chris Brown of him.

Surveillance state

Whitney Houston had it wrong. It’s not right and in addition to that, it’s also not okay.

Why do we even do anything.

Noted lol

Having a government that does whatever the fuck it wants to, without my consent, WITH MY MONEY is infuriating.

I been wondering on and off why I can’t copy and paste text on here when I’m doing a thread, and I just realized there’s a whole “copy post text” button for that. Wow.

🎶 Damn bitch, my feet hurt 🎶

I can tell I’m almost over being sick cause I was singing my ass off in the shower.

Every time I hear this Drake album title, I think about meth. They be calling it ice on The Apps.

I don’t want my day to end but I’m tired as fuck….. omg

No homo already crazy, “Flipped over” is even crazier lmao

I’m mo’ foxy than all you feeses.

as i once saw someone say on tiktok “i’m not saying i can beat everybody ass. but what i AM saying is this ain’t gonna be no easy ass for you to whoop.” 😭

isn't it interesting that the supreme court can ensure segregationist maps are allowed to go into effect in the south within hours but with days of lead time they can't manage not to needlessly disrupt the provision of critical healthcare nationwide

! Lmao

I introduce myself as Xavier and let people give me one.

I ate some this morning. Lmao

Nowhere, but not because I haven’t had offers. People just make me very uncomfortable and untrustworthy. Lol

Trump’s Border Patrol chief abruptly resigned amid allegations he traveled abroad to solicit sex workers

When I tell you I screamed. 😂😂

Fuck ICE Fuck Israel Fuck MAGA

I work with the dumbest bitches on earth. This is why I hate having to miss work.

Don’t watch the shit. Let it flop.

Me and Jess Hilarious have the same birthday. My morning is now ruined.

Me. When people know them by name I’m like you really do this movie shit, huh. 😂

Anyway. So, none of y’all was gon tell me that EOS also makes body wash?!

“Other celebrities feel the same way I do, they just won’t speak up”