Every night I stay awake late, it’s my mind fighting against the fact that I have to work. I don’t want to get ready for bed because getting ready for bed means I’m closer to getting up and driving to work.

I just watched the episode where she went to therapy. It was SO well done.

I’d take some cuddling with a side of pillow talk rn.

Half & Half theme song is undefeated.

Practice, in private. Everybody just executes, publicly.

YELLOW!

@epereza22.blacksky.app happy birthday!!! 🤗💛

Tahj Mowry is definitely fine af but y’all do… a lot. 😂

11:11

At least 1,937 people in Iran have reportedly been killed since the war began a month ago.

The brand: La Roche-Posay Me: “Lil Roach Pussy.”

Somebody is dragging T-Mobile and they said they’ve never seen five bars of signal on their phone before. And I said to myself, bitch, you know what… me neither 😂😂😂 But it works lmao.

I love singing. It’s a fabulous stand-in for when you’re stressed and screaming seems inappropriate.

WHY ARE YOU MAKING UP YOUR BED IN YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS

Me, everyday: “Can y’all just 🤐 him, omfg”

Istg, if this stupid bald bitch makes it anywhere near an election ticket… www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

Everybody and they mama going on tour. And the combinations are getting more random lol

I decided to give Doja Cat some grace because she was open about her personality disorder and I was like hey, let me revisit some music of hers that I liked and try the new one. I just want to say I hate this Vie album… like, a lot… lmao

Basically what I realized on this day 😂 @thekidfury.bsky.social

Put on your sunscreen

I thought I left my earbuds at home

That was satisfying as fuck

Watching They Will Kill You and this shit is SOOOOOOO good! Zazie is eatinggggggggg

American food is poison. Make sure yall are rinsing your food with apple cidar vinegar (or regular vinegar), baking soda, and water before eating it.

The Game is so good that I’m on season 6 and didn’t realize Melanie and Derwin weren’t in this season. I was obviously worried about other shit as a child and that’s why I stopped watching, but this shit is so good. 😂

“JUDGE Toler. BE quiet.” “Judge Toler, PURRRRR.”

“I’m the glue for my wig and my family” 💀💀💀💀

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Nick Cannon is a dumbass.

Either this or nothing at all 😂😂😂

Hey, you. Person that is most likely a man and got somebody fucked up. You are NOT ENTITLED TO SEX WITH SOMEBODY JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT THEM.

If I was on my death bed, I would only want funny people in the hospital room. Cause I’m gon need somebody to make me laugh on the way out. Lmfao

🎶 Wish I haaaaddddd a NICKEL.

Some of the machines at the gym got some hard ass seats.

I’m so irritated that it’s cold again.

Kaytranada really be knowing wtf he doing.

Miss Fancy Fingernail, Shimmy-Shimmy Lipgloss Barbie.

“What’s the magic word?” Me: “Immediately.”

Like be so fr lmao

I need some fried catfish…….

Idk who needs to hear this but nobody is reporting your naked picture on Instagram, it’s against their guidelines and they are taking it down. Yes, we know there are people posting nudes and getting away with it. Yes, they are picking and choosing. Lmao

I thought everybody knew Chilli was a republican by now lol

I feel like this TSA business is not going to be solved any time soon, and while me going to NYC Pride is a winey baby issue I’m going to be so annoyed that I finally decided to go again, and can’t by then.

If you are still arguing with people about Cardi B’s ethnicity, I have to assume you are bored. You can dislike something and the facts about it do not change.

Are there specific demands this time? And will unrest continue until they are met?

I HATE when I’m driving through a subdivision and somebody has stopped in the middle of the street because they wanna talk to somebody in the neighborhood. Get your car the fuck out of my way, fuck y’all conversation. Pull over!

I accidentally started lecturing a 23 year old straight nigga last night while I was fried.

I’m going to propose another wig party before this year is over lol