I’m ngl, y’all need to wrap these birthdays up. It’s time for yuletide lmao

A gospel song came on shuffle and I was almost like “this is my SHIT” fksifjdjjdjd

Bitch, I am gagged.

Has somebody talked to you that was so fine you got a little nervous?

Nothing like a direct deposit you weren’t expecting

I went through it with Kanye AND Azealia. They will be okay. Lmao

I fell asleep on my couch around 8pm and I just got up 🫠

I look forward to my sex life heating up so I can feel a bit nicer for a while. Lmfao

“Y’all are attacking a Black woman for her political beliefs, I don’t agree either but y’all doing too much” Get a fucking spine and shut your fucking mouth. You are not paying enough attention to things that affect your very mortality in this country.

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A problem I’m seeing with MAGA Barbz (at least on Instagram) is that y’all are engaging and arguing with them. Block them and move the fuck on. Why are you arguing with a 30 year old stan lmao

Why do y’all like asking people for meme videos instead of screen recording, cropping, and trimming just like the person you asked? I’m never going in my 20K camera roll to find it for you. Lmao

Something weird that’s happening to me is denying follow requests on Instagram and getting requested again within a day or so. How tf do you know I denied it?

I’ve been giggling for the last 5min

Some other Aquarian men are some of the funniest people I have ever met lmao

I work with a girl named Christina and every time they call her name real loud, my brain is like “…….Christina’s gone 🤭”

When I’m done being a harlot on my Close Friends, I’m gonna transition it back to miscellaneous so I can put my actual friends back in it.

I was looking at myself on FaceTime last night like “damn bitch, you a lil cute huh”

That felt derogatory but she not wrong. Lmfao

It’s funny how so many queers go so hard for Nicki, knowing how problematic she is. That’s their queen though. It’s pathetic.

Beating the GPS when you’re running late to work >>>>>>

Lmfao

Trump voters that now “reject what is happening” and want to detest it are doing absolutely nothing if they are not being active in going against them. All they needed was your consent at the ballot box (and this is assuming that this was even a fair vote)

Slid in a haircut appointment on Christmas Eve before my barber closed them books lmao

I have issues with dairy but at least I ain’t got nothing crazy like a nut allergy. I would be devastated. Lmfao

*spit* New York: “YOU PUT YOUR MOTHAFUCKING HANDS ON ME!?”

I started That 90s Show, and it’s actually not bad so far lol

Boys will be boys… says the woman who, honestly, hates women and supports rapists and pedos… She was literally at a hate rally. Insane.

Me looking up “Food near me” so I’m motivated to get up and eat

The funniest thing about these types of niggas is they don’t even be wanting nothing fr.

Why everybody always gotta suffer for yall?

You a stupid ass bitch if you still a barb

It’s just a sign to me to move around. Nothing to hate about doubled-down clarity lol

There’s no way in hell I’d want to be famous. Look at what these people feel pressured to do to stay relevant or paid lmfao

Fuck ONIKA And if you’re an undecided Barb, FUCK YOU TOO!

Transphobia: discrimination against, aversion to, or fear of transgender people

Nobody wants to go to Olive Garden with me lmao.

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I invited 21 people to my housewarming and I’m like…… where the fuck is everybody gonna park 🥴

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With everything that's going on, why would you STILL support Nicki Minaj? Especially as a LGBTQ person? I want y'alls heads examined for science cause you can't be this damn dense....

LMFAO WHAT?!

LMFAOOOOOOO it’s clipped!!!!!!!!

Truly!

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