I think my new goal to anybody that’s getting on my nerves is to be way more annoying to them once I figure out what bothers them.

If only the Speaker put half as much energy into governing as he does into avoiding work. He still hasn’t sworn in Representative-elect Grijalva, people are hungry, planes are grounded, and Republicans are on vacation. They’re showing you exactly who they are. Believe them.

4 NOMINATIONS?????!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Atlanta, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco/Bay Area - here are some restaurants helping with food if you’re struggling with loss of SNAP benefits. Please share!

We will never forget this. Ever.

BREAKING: A federal judge in Oregon just issued a permanent injunction barring the Trump admin from deploying the National Guard to the streets of Portland.

If you see this, quote with a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰

I know people that don’t have an inner dialogue be bored as fuck lmao

BREAKING: A Trump-appointed judge rules Trump’s Portland military takeover unconstitutional. Judge Immergut permanently blocked Trump’s order to federalize Oregon’s National Guard — calling it a violation of the Tenth Amendment and a power grab beyond lawful authority.

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Trump really spent that SNAP money. That’s what all this shit is about.

FLO GOT NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY!!!!!!!

Yes. I don’t know, but I think I’m okay either way.

Who tf has beets at Thanksgiving? I thought I was finna be cranberry sauce. 😂😂

Watson was a racist who, "near the end of his life, faced condemnation and professional censure for offensive remarks, including saying Black people are less intelligent than white people"

Mhm.

I have 2 complaints about humanity. Y’all ready?

Trump just pardoned former Tennessee House Speaker Glen Casada and his former chief of staff, Cade Cothren, who were convicted on federal corruption charges. Both are Republicans.

My younger self would be so happy to see the person I’ve become, living loud and proud. My youth all the way to my early 20’s I spent so much time diminishing my queerness and blackness in attempts to be accepted and not perceived.

One of my coworkers was showing me how she just asked 3 different men for money and they all gave it to her with no questions asked. Mind you, we got paid this week. Lmao

Every time I’ve gotten pissed off in the last 2 days, it was because I was hungry.

I feel like my phone always plays this when I put my music on shuffle. 😂 music.apple.com/us/album/so-...

I went to World Market to get a doormat, and among other things ended up with some cologne. This shit smells so good, I wanna fuck myself.

When authoritarians tell you they like authoritarianism, over and over and over and over and over again, believe them

Well, that’s stupid. 😂

BREAKING: A federal judge finds the Trump admin "did not comply" with his order to fund SNAP benefits. Judge John McConnell has verbally ordered the admin to *fully fund* SNAP benefits for the month of November — by tomorrow.

HAPPENING NOW: Judge McConnell is sharply rebuking the Trump administration for what he said was defying his order to make full SNAP payments by Nov. 5. He has ordered USDA to make the *full* payment to states by tomorrow.

Y’all DMs on here broke too, or just me? Lol

We did it, Sloppy Joe.

FLAG: Sandwich guy has been found not guilty.

I watched a movie like that when I was a kid, I don’t remember the name. I was terrified.

Good afternoon to everybody, except people that order a bunch of shit and never check their mailbox.

This is also the fault of people who still choose to fuck those types of people. Get somebody who’s a nice person who happens to wanna bone you. It’s not as hard as you may think.

It’s the journey. 🫶🏾

Delta just randomly gave me a $200 flight credit. I ain’t going nowhere, but period pooh. Lmao

Steel here.

Eve was mad as fuck about that apple juice.

It need to be a lil sweet

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing gets on my nerves more than wanting to be productive after work and opting to eat and sit tf down instead, cause I’m exhausted and hungry.

Which is why I want people to stop saying she “woke up and saw the light”, when this is clearly her taking complete opposite stances to the administration that she has supported, to gain traction and a fan base.

So damn stupid. All you have to do is pay people. Stop trying to take away everybody’s healthcare and reopen the fucking government.

Every time I try to take a picture of the moon, the camera makes it look like shit. It’s so big and pretty tonight!

Democrat Johnny DuPree has won a Republican-held Mississippi Senate seat, helping break the Republican Party’s supermajority for the first time in 13 years

BREAKING: In Colorado, Voters approved a ballot measure to raise state income taxes on households earning $300,000 or more in order to fund free meals for all public school students. They voted to raise taxes on the wealthy to pay for free meals for public school students.

NEWS: Democrats achieve historic election night sweep, redefining the political landscape, and this morning Donald Trump put it bluntly: “I don’t think it was good for Republicans.” I did a deep dive into just how good last night was for Democrats. Subscribe to support my work.

Today was a day full of errands, but at least I ended the night with my friends visiting my new house for the first time. 🫶🏽

Lmao pls

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

BREAKING: Democrat Johnny DuPree has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate district in a special election. DuPree was previously the mayor of Hattiesburg. His win imperils the Mississippi Senate GOP's narrow supermajority. www.mississippifreepress.org/democrat-joh...