Nobody: @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social: “Bootyhole.”

I really need to migrate to here permanently. It’s hell over there.

lol yes I’ve been hearing this for years

Hi guys

🥰

I tried on wedding dresses today and that made it real lol.

Damn so many mutuals really never came back to twitter lol

This is nuts.

Mind you, this is the first thing I see when I’ve been away from this app for months.

Damn hey y’all

I’m only here to tell y’all it’s my birthday.

I’m here for the mess.

Hey fuckers

@thebaddestmitch.bsky.social don’t miss honey 🤣😂🤣 because WTH is Bebo doing

Mel & Mela 💛 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social

lol yes that is me!!

I’m back

My shaylaaaaaa 😂😂😂

Y’all must be real freaky frogs cuz I never see anything nasty on here.

I’m about to be a full time dog mom. What fun gadgets and gizmos, outside of the basics, should I get for my apt? He’s a ~25 pound cocker spaniel

Dpmo 😂😂😂

What’s a fun, light, yummy, no red meat, non-soul food meal I can make for my family tomorrow for Christmas Eve? We want something light since we’ll eat so heavily on Christmas Day.

Got a massage. Fell asleep. Moaned in my sleep. The moan woke me up. 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

We looked like babies 😭 4 years today 🩷

This my last night living alone and being in a long distance relationship lmao wtf

I wonder how Coretta Scott King would’ve felt about Sexy Redd. 😂😂😂

Hide your husbands 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I have no desire to breastfeed lol

So, the former marine who strangled a homeless person to death on a train gets no charges (homeless people don't count as people), but a rich CEO gets you three murder counts because he's three times as human as the average person on the street. Good to know. Fuck the system. Burn it all down.

Obsessed with my makeup from today.

And then I look like this.

I’m hate watching “sex live of college girls” at this point

I gotta get off them video games. I had a dream that we were being attacked by aliens.

He don’t even know what sport the Super Bowl is

People asking if Friday after next is a Christmas movie is so dumb lmao. Like clearly. And it came out around Christmas bc I remember seeing it in theaters.

He said the N word so I had to pull my comb out and see if he was really AFRO-Latino 😂😂😂😂

🩷🌞🌴

I’ve been thinking about the connection between the trad wife, soft life, black girl in luxury content and the influence it had on Gen Z moving right.

I’ve been more intentional about not taking pics with filters. It’s fucking my head up because I’m realizing these filters are SHRINKING MY NOSE! So I’m looking at normal pics confused cuz my nose looks how it’s supposed to look.

I forgot to pack pajamas so I’m about to be sleeping in bodycon dresses. 😭

Lmao thank you 🫡

I did it.

I wanna make marry me chicken but I forgot the tomatoes…. I don’t wanna get none delivered either…. I’m bout to just make Alfredo chicken LMAO

I hate that it’s frowned upon to moan while getting a professional massage. Like a platonic moan, not a happy ending one 😂😂😂

They never liked her. It basketball. Or women. They just saw an opportunity to stick a finger in Black women’s eye and said fuck it.

I’m doing great at playing ratchet and clank, which proves that crash bandicoot is just hard for no fucking reason.

I got my hair done.

I never thought of the fact that coconuts classified as fruit.

You ever boobooed and immediately had to just go lay down? …yeah. 😭😭😭