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Fun fact: Doctor Oz, Administrator for the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, close friend of Trump and RFK Jr., and self-admitted fraudulent supplement huckster, sells multiple forms of leucovorin through his supplement company, iHerb, which he didn’t divest when taking his federal gov role.

My lips are very tingly. It's spicy.

Lunch today is this tom yum and it's delicious. I don't know why it has dumplings but it's good anyway 🤷

I have reached the oh god now what stage

Seen on display at the library today. Yes please tell us about your very successful date nights 😂😂

There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

Nobody else in my life thinks my haunted doll is beautiful 🤷🤷

I just got up and turns out I'm ready to go back to bed.

tfw i come on here to tell everyone i have a new, obscure soccer history deep dive coming soon

What if they just got it wrong and tomorrow is the day they release the raptors?

If you’re a #BOTY fan (Bird Of The Year NZ), I have SO MANY THINGS you might like, all designed by yours truly x pepperraccoon.com #NZ #Kikorangi There might be a sneaky peek of a few new things to come soon here 👀

Oh. No. I was cleaning out my photos and found this conversation @dylanreeve.com

Today I have done 2 loads of laundry, had lunch with friends, read a book, and watched TV. That's plenty of activities for the day.

He's watching TV.

Great tip for cleaning your phone photos from techie Max Eddy: Every day (when you remember), search your camera roll for the date. It’ll pull up everything from that day from years past. Then, go through just those photos, deleting the ones you don’t need. One manageable, bite-size chunk at a time.

No particular reason

Meeting up with some friends today for lunch. We first met when our 14yos were at kindy together.

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work https://theonion.com/relaxing-tea-better-fucking-work-1819579209/

Turns out that a 7 1/2 hour day at work involves me walking 5km. That's a lot more than I thought.

Sometimes Dylan's like "I'm not doing enough things, don't have enough projects on" and meanwhile I get annoyed if I have to do a single thing.

Update:

Sometimes I'm like boy I wish a random man would bring me his very wrong thoughts and then there he is. Right on time.

It's a well balanced dinner tonight

Just going to have this as a daily affirmation stuck on my mirror.

I ask Moriarty if he wants a bikkie scoop or a kitty scoop and then just have to work out whether he wants more biscuits in his bowl or for me to scoop him up and put him on our bed.

I may have got another Pennywise lamp which is very normal and now I have 3 different designs.

I turned last night's dinner leftovers into today's lunch.

I'm not saying that retail pay sucks but this is for a store manager with experience who has to work weekends and holidays and organise staff and be held accountable if the store isn't doing well ... so I'm not NOT saying it.

I bought you these bracelets…

Dutch late night TV has its take

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

This is how I do my job.

Kmart is selling cute Halloween ghost mugs and I definitely don't neeeeeeed one ... but .........

Was literally in the middle of telling Dylan about a guy I saw at work today who reminded me of someone AND THEN SAW THE GUY AGAIN AT THE SUPERMARKET WHILE I WAS TALKING ABOUT HIM. I made a man appear 😂😂

This is the most Melanie comic strip

At all times my brain is playing Tears by Sabrina Carpenter in the background.

It's really rude to not respond to retail staff and we will be ultra polite to you in retaliation. This is much more of a threat than it sounds.

My home decor aesthetic is cosy vintage "What the fuck is that?".

I'm watching a video where a woman is rearranging her apartment but the best thing is she has 2 cats that are just always in the way and it's so great 😁

National: I have got us back on track NZ: you fucked up a perfectly good economy is what you did. look at it, it's got recession

It started raining and Moriarty sat right up, looked out the window, and then hopped off the bed and scurried off and I'm assuming he's just remembered he left his washing on the line.

14yo: I'm going to eat noodles and watch Dexter Me: okay I'm going to drink tea and watch Dimension 20 Both living the dream.

You know what, it’s been awhile since I saw this going around, so I feel obligated to remind you all that it exists: youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

It's a flat cat morning.

He gets a 3D printer, I get a haunted doll.

Just finished my 189th book* of the year. This is significant because my total books read last year was 189. *Hemlock & Silver by @tkingfisher.com

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

One of the bonuses of taking the 16yo to her appointments in Newmarket is the, at least, 30 minute drive home where we just get to chat to each other about all sorts of things.