This is the main reason it's suggested to never put your horse in the dryer.

Tonight I made a nice spaghetti bolognese topped with an Italian sausage, mozzarella and Parmesan. #Homecooking

Telling the government to hold pedophiles accountable is like telling The Flying Nun to arrest Sally Field or Jessica Fletcher to indict Angela Lansbury.

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When I'm in public and don't want to be bothered but then somebody says something interesting. #Introvertsbelike

I don't think he's going to make it! #Birdsthatwillkillyou

Gobelet de voyage sounds so much better than travel mug.

I would give this movie ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ but it's true, Jack is just rude. Ruderum

Good morning everybody!! This has got to be one of my favorite doors of all time. 6 Rue du Lac (Meerstraat 6) in Brussels.

I've been taking a break from social media but I need to step in here just to say "Could Laura Loomer be any more contier??" Also I love all of my besties. I misspelled that especially on purpose. Resuming break from social media.❤️❤️❤️

Memory and Trauma play me like this, my parents had a baby and it was me ! I was 13 for like 3 minutes and then all of a sudden I was 61. Gun violence in your home at an early age takes a lot out of you. Please just remember that suicide and murder is not good for your children.

I was covered in acne during my freshman year photos so Naval took charge and stepped in.

I think we all know by now that I love my Cryptids. If someone could just post a pic of Nessie with a boner, that would be good.

Unfortunately I cannot find the Buddha anywhere on Amazon. It's super frustrating.

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The giant seems very excited about these developments.

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Danny's awesome cupid side gig.

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Oh dear god!!! #Chickensthatcankillyou

Good morning everybody!!

Colorectal doctors are an odd but talented group of medical professionals. #Buttholekaraoke

When you wake up from your Tuesday afternoon nap and think it's Wednesday morning.

FAFO

What do you call a bear with no ears?

Miguana: Turning men into lizards since time immemorial.

Puppies? Puppies?? Really America???

Reading on the bus is a great way to pass the time and to bone up on what's going on in the world.

The look I give the cashier whenever they asked me if I want to round up my purchase total to the next nearest dollar.

Luke was more than enough.

You in danger girl. #Chickensthatcankillyou

The new American phascist agenda really does suck grody yamsacks.

Adam for president!!!

Good morning everybody!! Who's had enough with the snow?

I had that dream again last night.

Major Mitchell's cockatoo also known as Leadbeater's cockatoo or pink cockatoo (Lophochroa leadbeateri) Australia. It's listed as Vulnerable, rare and critically endangered in different parts of its range. More about these beautiful birds at... www.inaturalist.org/taxa/116835-... More pics 👇👇👇

Tonight for dessert I made pear, blueberry and raspberry crisp. It was extra delicious!

Meanwhile high up somewhere in the Andes.

In the lead of to the war Baby Zilla trained to be a kamikaze pilot but they booted him out because he got too big. That's when he went rogue.

Punxsutawney Phil is such a dark bastard.

On January 31, ICE agents gratuitously attacked a demonstration in Portland—blanketing a six-block area in tear gas, injuring a number of small children, and further polarizing the whole city against them.

Can you imagine traversing these in the morning in your Costco socks on the way to the kitchen to get your first cup of coffee? #stairsthatwillkillyou

Incorporating natural materials is very on trend for 2026. #Interiordesigntrendsfor2026

Taco Tuesday is tomorrow. Are you ready? 🌮🌮🌮

Me, when I find out that someone ate my hidden stash of chocolate chip cookies that I secretly bought at the Columbia City Bakery.

Idk... I think it's a pretty good likeness.

Red-legged Seriema Cariama cristata Brazil Red-legged seriemas are considered the modern-day relatives of the long-extinct terror birds and yet somehow nowadays in certain regions they are kept as pets. 🤷 📷 Mauricio Silvera www.inaturalist.org/taxa/14-Cari...

Good morning everybody!!

This is the pharmaceutical Industries # 1 Dirty Little Secret. #I'mawhistleblower

I'm always getting these two mixed up in my head.