That crushing moment when your mother's unspoken words brought utter disappointment.

This side of my family was always a little odd but they really knew how to throw a party.

3 or far.

I really take it personally when someone shows up to a function wearing the exact same thing I am.

The dreaded panoramic photo glitch.

Sometimes I'm late because I stay like this for a long time.

WARNING: BALD POSSUM

Well fuck...

This is exactly why the rabbits must never be given the technology. #🐰🐰🐰wabbitwabbitwabbitwars

Literally... Less moobies though.

Tsitakakantsa which translates to "the mother of the forest".

I have felt permanently guilty since the policeman came to my kindergarten class and told us about a string of burglarys occurring in the neighborhood. Why? Because i'm a sleepwalker and I have done worse things in the middle of the night.

Good morning everybody!! Your lovely.

Note to self: Add goth bat nightclub to bucket list.

This tiny baby tawny frogmouth birb is using its widdle peepers to see the best it can.

Waiving a rose in front of his face is David's secret love code to me.

Mmmm...trees.

Everythings starting to pop!

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Single Cat ladies...I get you. #🐈❤️

I'm not sure what's going on here...but I think we could all use a little bit of this in our lives.

The pufferfish of happiness has visited you.

My hands!!! My hands!!!!

Vegan lamb bowls

It's hot in Topeka...

Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty Anthony Machuca

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Why is wax figure Jennifer white and looks like shes about to eat your children?

Hello Hello Hello

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When I was growing up, once a year the carnival would come to town and the zipper was the a must do. Now I don't even trust escalators.

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Revoking is so much cheaper than funeraling.

Carpe diem!!!

Good morning everybody!! I accidentally stumbled across some close up photos of horses taken with a fish lens...so now you have too.

'smells like i need to make a confession.

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Ohh look, I found another medieval cat that survived the great depression. William Lester Cat on Fence, 1947

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Gnome War.

I just discovered that medieval cat's survived well into the 1940s Morris Hirschfield, Girl with Angora Cat,1944.

The look i get after trying to handwash a Tupperware container for the 3rd time because I had the audacity to microwave broccoli with butter.

The new $1 Dollar Bill design is pretty uninspiring.