Suavemente bésame

My husband got me a 1990 first trade edition print of Jurassic Park and an illustrated collector’s edition of Frankenstein for Christmas. Oh, to be loved.

Idk why it took me so long to start reading sci-fi. This is some of the most creative writing I’ve ever read.

I just assumed this was how all NY track stars trained

When I see her in a maxi dress:

Repost, please and thanks gofund.me/34d23778

Hot sauce

REMEMBER WHO THE REAL ENEMY IS!!!!

Wymydlwattw???

“Free Gaza, we on the corner like Israelites”

I over-invested in skinny ties I fear

“Bring chairs and a picnic basket too”

2026, when you come in here next week, you say hello, you sit down somewhere and you don’t speak unless spoken to. We’re not doing this 2025 shit again.

Steal it. The streaming services never respected their consumers, why should we respect the copyright suggestions they put into place? 😂

I wanna do this in the dessert bc I it’s too bright where I live

I have polyphasic sleep during the holidays. Took a nap around 10, woke up ~12:30 and been up ever since

We got The Preacher’s Wife in 96 and R&H Cinderella in 97. A TIME!!!

I LOVE THE SEX!!!

A yt man asked me what will it take (for a date) & I replied “melanin”. 🤣🤣🤣 I got blocked.

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Lmao he’s in a state of disbelief + happiness

What if the years greatest called shot was also an incredible shitpost

Fruity candy canes >>>>>>>

It’s warm outside because ya’ll using Chat GPT to see what you would look like as a horse 🙃

Wow 🤩

Roxy Reynolds gets under appreciated and was a world class riderrrrrrr

The year I got a Talk Girl, the game was changed.

Naomi Banxxx is my goat

Sending xtra xtra love to any of you babies grieving today. Although they’re not here physically they’re with you forever in spirit. May God comfort you. 🙏🏽♥️🎁

I think my anxiety came from caring for my Tomagotchi 🫣

WE'VE LOST RECIPES!!!

Porn movie idea: Areolas in Wonderland

Lmaoo damn yall in the spirit but I don’t think it’s Christmas 😭

If the McAllisters were black, CPS woulda been took them kids

The Christmas present I always wanted but never got

Like you giving it a kiss "mwah"

The Christmas present I always wanted but never got

Idk but this was definitely up there

Shout out to the Single Mamas, baby. Miracle workers, the lot of you. 💗🔥

“WHATS POPPIN’ TWIN???” 🎄🎅🏾☃️

I hope everyone finds some kind of comfort today. It’s a hard time. I pray today isn’t.