Can't get fertilizers your farm but the orange 🍊 won your state 3 times? Maybe you should go out in the field and squat

I been told dude to stop emailing me in the middle of the night when the schedule message button was right there. 2:24 am? I wont respond until 3:24 pm, watch.

A Geek Girl Who Is Nosy AF With A Death Wish

Its too cold

Think ima cover one of the dinners and a lil walking around money tho. Or sumn on the flight. Christmamothersbirthday gift

Now that thang was convoluted even for me. How do they expect their seasoned members to get through it? Website design was highkey atrocious

Trying to get my mama registered for this aka Boule. Im mad on her behalf these fees are ridiculous

Me: ...... Pollen:

Encore. 🐫

Folks liked that weekend joint

Lynette & Kial both bout to have homes before Ted #BeyondTheGates

Maybe it’s just me, but is #BeyondTheGates writers afraid to write conflict. Tomas gave in without getting nothing?! No Naomi vs Bill in the courtroom. Nobody getting the taste slapped out of them. What is going on? All I’m getting is sadness and musicals #BTG

Must be nice to be a Dupree and just shut down UPTOWN in the middle of the day to throw an improptu party! #beyondthegates

Mogul. #beyondthegates

Leave town huh #beyondthegates

🙄 Bill: ........ Tomas: #beyondthegates

Dumb as a rock. Didn't get a raise. Didn't get better benefits, and is still going to be treated like 💩 by Bill. #BeyondtheGates

Man ain’t no way in hell I’m staying if my boss say that to me. Man it you and this firm #Beyondthegates

Man fuck that. Bill would apologize and give me a raise before I agreed to stay. And then gone have nerve to threaten to get my new job offer taken away. Boy Fuck you #beyondthegates #btg

Hol’ up! You staying without a counter offer?!? Bill ain’t offer nothing but more work. #BeyondTheGates

Lynette is a goofy. A dangerous goofy. #beyondthegates

So Ted playing with shanice and Nicole playing with Carlton #beyondthegates

Can we fast forward to when Allison inevitably escapes and fucks up Chelsea's wedding? #beyondthegates

Little head Ted Richardson is both an absentee father and grandpappy #BeyondTheGates

They got the contract didn't they? All this fussin #beyondthegates

Maybe ChelseaKat will dissolve and Kat can follow her true passion at the police academy #BeyondTheGates

I swear I cant stand this dancing oak st health 🥷🏾 I'm sorry

All Naomi does is lie. What’s so hard to say “he’s on a case” everyone know he’s a cop #Beyondthegates

Say touche and leave Ted (even if I low-key agree) #Beyondthegates

"Samantha and Tyrell must be excited" Why dont you know this Ted? Not beating the absentee allegations #beyondthegates

Lynette flying too close to the sun #beyondthegates

I like Nicole & Vanessa's hair/outfits today #BeyondtheGates

Why is everybody talking the nasty with their grandparents? #BeyondtheGates

"I wanted to stop by and see you" 🤔Garland got free parking or they so loaded they don't care? #beyondthegates

Harvey & Umberto must not have had that much money if she still scamming #beyondthegates

And why is Ridge here? When i first started watching this, ain't he the reason Taylor ran to deacon anyway? #boldandbeautiful

I'm like 2 months behind. He dumping Sheila fr? Ain't she like... the og soap villain? Wont she kill him and everybody else? #boldandbeautiful

I could swing 5 nights, a flight, possibly a car on them. And throw in 2 or 3 personal days on my own..

Ok. Might could "attend" this conference and end up with a birthday trip half funded by my job...🤔

Surplusing this fuck-ass machine this week. Bittersweet. Highkey why they hired me, to be the on site specialist. & I been fighting with it almost 10 years. Kinda want to call tech support one more time just to say bye. Cause the replacement will NOT be coming from the same company

Im mad at the Boys spoilers like I'm not 2 or 3 seasons behind

Being held would be nice.

See also: The rage i still feel...

I know the *obvious* answer is Game of Thrones or Stranger Things… …but this show had me invested and that last season just had me hot to trot. The first season was incredible!

#BlackBookSky #BookSky March 2026 Finished: 8

Said I was gonna make scampi but I got a full freezer and the shrimp is way at the back. Ramen it shall be

I'm well aware of how bad CNN is for my mental yet I've had it on all evening 😣

Where is Smitty editor? Where is Elon? Jacob and Smitty are only reporting to one another. This undercover story feels so small despite it supposedly being a big deal #BeyondTheGates