Me using telepathy because I'm too scary for dms

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Show me ur uber driver

Its always somebody with 344 memes and no media, or whose only post was in 2023 that wants to share your stuff.

Gavin Infinity episode 1 was...something. I may stick with it

These can stay up until I see what's happening over on [redacted]...

They got these huwyhte kids on the news talking bout they didnt know rev Jackson was from here. Right down the street. Smh.

You: *cough* Them: "GET THE LEECHES"

Some may say I need to be afraid Of losing everything. Because of where I Had my start and, Where I made my name. But everything's the same

Who said I can't be single I have to go out and mingle Baby, that's not me.

🥲 I thought we were friends

Not gonna admit how far over 200 but we in there. For now

Hollup now. We aint had a weigh-in in a minute. For the first time in my life the scale says im in the two-sumn to do sumn club 😮😏

By and large I really dont fw horror like that lol. Outside of some books

Ryan Coogler’s ‘X-FILES’ series is currently casting. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

that Mummy trailer. Well there's another movie I won't be watching

About me: And we be dead ass serious too 🤧

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Its me getting halfway through the book and just now realizing Forster & his lover were real people #BlackBookSky

Nicole and Dani with their little sister Febreze.😂 #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Kristen Bell has been cast as Amy Rose in ‘SONIC 4’. (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)

Karl Urban says “nobody is safe” in the final season of ‘THE BOYS’ “This season, from Episode 1, you’re like ‘wow nobody is safe, fatalities right from the get go.’” (Source: @variety.com)

This changes absolutely nothing about what ppl need to do for the midterms. Stay the course!

Another bubble bath & more reading feels appropriate

Oh im aware. Its quite a shame I wont let nobody up in there. Oh well. Yall will be okay

How is Vanilla giving advice #BeyondTheGates

You did overstep. But the Diddler or needler or whatever he called is a liar #beyondthegates

Please stop introducing new characters🙄 until y'all fully develop the core characters (Duprees and Richardsons). #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Lmaooooooo he ain't got no sick mama Ash😂😂 #BeyondtheGates

Oh. Cheryl must have got another gig #BeyondtheGates

Why did they take Derek off contract if we’re still getting him in so much story? #BeyondTheGates

Dani and Shanice dragging Leslie wasn’t on my bingo card. But I approve! #BeyondTheGates #BTG

What we think, Derek got a sister? Who's this new chick #BeyondtheGates

Dani. She with two mfs that work with Ted. Whats your logic? #BeyondtheGates

Haylynette done dicked around and got Bill in Joey's pocket. He gonna force him to run for office? #BeyondtheGates

Bob has taught me the patience of a saint. And im not happy that when he retires ima have to go hold his replacement's hand

At our sister office down the street. Let's call one of their admins Bob. I been helping Bob for years since we use the same appointment & billing system. I love Bob. Bob gets on my last nerve sometimes. Bob been emailing me all day when Bob needs to check the FAQs & just...try. By himself. Sans me

We all in here with our respective lunches and then somebody follows the interns in needing my help (they really didnt) Me: "Whats up Do you know what time it is?" My boss over here cracking up and im dead serious

Rangerstop. Empty lobbys, Breakfast tables, Elevators. Plenty of the actors were chill af when they weren't being mobbed

Dudes hand was massive when I shook it

Hmm. I was at this seminar & during the lunch meetings i picked a banquet table with like one other person cuz im anti social. Lamman Rucker was giving a keynote that day and got to the lunch late so he joined our table.

Chile Leslie in the mirror again. Hell finna be unleashed #BeyondtheGates

"I hope both of you trifling hos choke on some candy hearts" 😭😭 #BeyondtheGates

"Wiggy" "Witch of 1000 Names" I never knew I needed this Dani/Shanice team up but 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Leslie can't win tonight and I love it #BeyondtheGates

Damn. Joey paranoid af #Beyondthegates

🤔Now I'm wondering how many times Anita has sung for Vernon as a gift when all he really wanted was some new socks lol #BeyondtheGates Dweedum dweedum dweeeeedum 😂

Leslie: "low effort V-day? dont you wanna live large?" Eva: Brotha on my arm, no brotha on your arm... #BeyondtheGates

This wig on Vanessa 😆 #Beyondthegates

Morning. Gotta go to work (on time 🙄) to be on standby for a delivery company who never call before just leaving a pallet of flammables on the loading dock without getting an authorized ✍️🏾 Happy.