Gone fuck that nigga, get it ova wit

Krib Karaoke goin up

Why do you need white man paperwork???? Lord, have mercy. Lord, have mercy.

Why am I awake 🫩

Now I just told yall I think I may have the dyslexia. This did it friend, I’m getting tested TOMORROW

Asked for grated Parmesan cheese. Mfs brought shredded.

I’m not even a big Rihanna fan but idk she got some cuts now

We now have a “director’s cut” with two additional songs. You’re welcome!

FKA Twigs been told us he was a lunatic

Me and who?

Milwaukee is Black as hell

I’m only interested in surface level friendships these days. My heart can’t take no more weird shit.

WHY do I need an app for the Wendy’s??

During Black History Month?

Definitely. And the girls hated the ending but I loved it.

Chile I be mixing words up so bad I may have the dyslexia

I love/hate that I can’t consume media normally 😵‍💫 If it’s music, my ear picks everything up. If it’s television or film I’m clocking the lingering shots, lighting, etc. If it’s literature I have to annotate and find the themes and predict the foreshadowing.

I be in my feelings in the nighttime and start saying things that ain’t true. I know I wasn’t perfect.

That’s $25,000 alpaca. You blot that shit.

I need to wash my hair but that’s such a project

Nobody: Me: where tf is the remote

He’s getting trapped fasho

Oooh yall said the ANTM doc dropped?

Yes and no

Generationally fine and still has all his hair. Sensational.

Mr. Iverson just don’t knowwwwww 🥵

Calling niggas named “Christopher” “Topher” >>>>

Yeah I need a deluxe version stat, CHRISTOPHER

My stomach churned at that nipple picture. Put a gd label on your posts yall are GROSS

I been seeing 555 for the past year.

“But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!” 🥺🥺🥺

This new Brent ridin just too short

Disappearing Acts is a horror film. HORROR.

I promise I will always get the last laugh

My best friend: I’m calling it, this is your husband!! Me: you said that about the last nigga

Yall are misunderstanding this post on purpose. Go have sex! Shit!

Can confirm. It’s gone yall.

🥹🥹🥹

Astronaut Status is now on Apple Music thank you JESUS

If I reincarnate I hope I come back as a man

This right here I’ve been having a great time

“Did you *insert something horrible here*?” Me: No, that was AI

Even if I had a favorite Morehouse Man the answer would be no

In a peplum top and a pencil skirt

My perfect Valentine's day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago. 😏

The four strands of hair look better than this helmet 😂😂😂

Shoulda took my ass to Mardi

You do me wrong enough everything is fair game idc 😂

Correct. There’s no such thing.

They’re reviving Scrubs and nobody told me???