My new phrase is “dilly, and also, dally”

Listen when you fly delta and check a bag, put a timer on your phone for 20 minutes as soon as and I do mean as soon as those doors are opened. 21 minutes and I’m claiming my 2,500 miles.

I arrived at the airport at 5:17. Boarding began at 5:20. I walked on the plane at 5:38. I really do this shit.

Breaking the seal >>>>>><<<<<<

Jealous of everyone who got this version

Only time I think about this shit is when I’m drunk so I guess I need to stop drinking

B.othering A.ll L.adies D.aily

No, they can choke fr

Me!

I miss living in New York bad but I just can’t take the inconvenience or the cold.

FTK

She said make some noise yall wtf 😭

Blue Ivy is a literal child prodigy they need to let my girl loose 😭

Always sounds****

I hate Alicia keys so bad I wanna leave

Hov done cut that fro, yall. The album’s coming.

As someone who smokes copious amounts of oui’d, yall have to stop smoking at concerts.

I love a nigga that plays the drums. Why? Idk.

How are we defining the term? Because I ain’t fw the new school meaning.

Five Heartbeats and it’s not close

Seeing bitches who went to Spelman spend money on Chris brown <<<<

I got really lucky here bc every man I’ve dated can cook better than me 😭

They got me on an upgraded plane 🤪🤪🤪

It costs to be a bad bitch, therefore and as such, you gotta pay to have a bad bitch.

Actually need to make my flight today so I’ll be getting to the airport a record 30 minutes before boarding.

On my soul. Send cash.

Start my day up on the roof. There’s nothing like this type of view.

Yes

They basically said I’m a psychic angel but yall already knew that

I tried but Danessa Myrick products really make it look like idk how to do makeup.

Maneater. Make you work hard. Make you spend hard. Make you want all of her love.

Yes. I hate papers.

PTSD Chronic Migraines Feelings of emptiness

I have a confession. I… and EYE ALONE am the Main 7. (I decided it was me bc 7 is my favorite number and it’s tatted on me).

This is why I hate traveling with people. Wdym you wanna get to the airport 3 hours before? Baby I’ll meet you there 😭

Forget what yall tb… I just walked in the airport.

@lextherapy.blacksky.app is such a good story teller. her pen >>>>>>

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My flight leaves at 11:45. What time yall think I’m getting to the airport?

I rebranded completely so you wouldn’t even know it’s me but I got the screenshots and article links 😂😂

The amount you’re going to grow is dependent upon how willing you are to be wrong.

Baby I’ll whip tf out of a Wrangler 😭😭😭

Flying out tomorrow and needed to change my flight. It says it’s $75 to change it in the app. For some reason, I couldn’t do it myself. No worries, I reach out to delta. Those WHORÈS said the price to change my ticket would be $1,036. Why I go into a web browser and book that shit for $75.

You smile… and I smile, then I sayyyy

On my soul I don’t like nobody who drive a bronco or a Prius

Maybe I’ll just stop altogether lmfao

Maybe yall have me muted but I don’t like when yall post the same exact shit I post 😂

Like that one episode of Atlanta. Exactly like that.

As a Spellman University alumna, just shoot me.