Auntie not gone make it to midnight

This dog climbed on the counter and ate 4 wings. Whole. My eye is twitching.

Durand Bernarr did a thing with this one

Gold chrome French tips on the toes has been my new go-to

Soon as a man starts having random car problems I know he got another bitch.

“Don’t post things if you can’t handle disagreement” - Says the loser who disabled replies and quotes

I call people bitches on here bc I call people bitches in real life. You’re not gonna beat my ass 😂

I just thought I’d let you know that I don’t give a single fuck about your opinion. Since you pulled up to talk shit and disabled the replies and quotes like a mf punk @raantuva.blacksky.app

Two things. I think many other cultures are steering away from daily hair washing. I personally can wash my hair more often because I have locs and I don’t care about looking “neat” Many of us feel the weight of antiblackness heavy and won’t feel comfortable in styles that can take more washes

The irony of this being posted by Alexis Rose— I miss Jennifer Rose on Twitter telling us to wash our damn hair! I learned so much from the natural hair gurus over there. And despite popular opinion, yes our hair can be washed daily. A lot of factors are involved but generally it works well.

Low porosity makes my dry time endless, but I have tried this with shorter and longer hair and it does work. You just need the right products. But I fell off when I had longer hair because of the increased maintenance. With workouts and short hair, it’s the only way.

What if we as Blacks are actually supposed to be washing our hair every day?

Yes, I have. I don’t think I was but I’m also willing to be wrong.

G’head. I’m doing the same.

as someone who used to live in Jersey/NYC, I agree. 40 minutes on a train vs 40 minutes in Detroit or Atlanta or LA? They’re all different 😂

Woke up with copious amounts of hatred in my heart 😊

Krib Karaoke going tf up. Any requests?

Not me and glo got the same purse.

Booked all these trips before gas became $78 but I PROMISE I’m inside come July 🥹

Don’t like roller coasters? Thrill issue.

Told the ppl I didn’t wanna do anything for my birthday and now they’re planning something….. is this reverse psychology?

Me, everywhere I go:

Married men being easy as 1,2,3 is the reason I don’t approach men. I shouldn’t have to inquire if you’re married my guy 😵‍💫

I know that’s right *Saweetie voice*

I am deathly afraid of snakes. Euphoria needed a trigger warning on this last episode 😭😭

Honey complexion, body of a goddess. 22’s on a Lexus, named Alexis. By the way of Texas, big face Rolexes. While she’s undressin’, man, I’m stressin’. She’s extremely blessed. Extremely blessed.

You’re too good to just live in my head.

Think I’m gonna lean into being a terrible person instead of trying so hard to be a good one. Why the hell not? everyone else is fucking awful and the world is gonna blow up soon anyways.

This is my meal I call this girl dinner

I’m petty so they’re only on for the people I’m ignoring and I want them to know.

Today is my niece’s 7th birthday and I have been in tears all day 😭😭😭

I’m drunk.

Books and a few CDs

Billy Colman at 0:16 is my fave. Why is he laughing at that lady 😂😂

Also eggs. Scramble or fry my shit hard, please.

Freestyle Unity go on tour I’m front row VIP in that bitch 😂

My birthday is Wednesday so is this my birthday weekend or is next weekend my birthday weekend…..? Both? Both.

As doing what now

I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit first.

I would now like to participate in polyamory

Speaking of which: if I hosted a table read for a show I’m writing virtually, would anyone like to read for a role 👀 It’d be like 2 hours of your time, and I’ll give you a lil appreciation gift.

Imagine all of the scripts I could write if I didn’t have a full time job?

INAUGURAL!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Yall know what really scares TF out of me? Cryptic pregnancy.

Me, as an auntie: BECAUSE I LET HER HAVE A SIP OF MINE

An Alpha what?

🗣️ ALL HUMANS ARE

Actually??? I think I might have PMDD?