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Every time I listen to Avant I’m reminded of the time he performed at the SpelHouse neo soul concert and he said, “Morehouse throw your panties on stage” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Saw his other bitches, it was really giving lack lust. He miss me, girl you really was the back up.

Silly of me to think that you could ever really want me, too. How I love you…

You. Are. So fine. I wish that I could get you over here, girl. Tonight. So I… could get my grown man on witchu.

Still my favorite song of all time

I be fucking on a regular I just don’t tell yall about it 🤭

Stop calling my phone I’m getting fucked tonight

I love music so much

Somehow I always end up outside on a Thursday drunk af

Me: Nigga not that white man I MEANT THE OTHER WHITE MAN

Shout out to my baby daddy

MCSTEAMY DIED YALL OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

I’m sorry I was bored 😭

Took a nap and came back to Def Comedy Jam in my notifications why are yall so funny 😭😭😭

This just ruined my entire day

Both possess vocals I have to be in a specific mood for 🫩

If you had an inkling that a marriage wouldn’t last, would you still go to the wedding?

I worked for every bit of this paycheck today my goodness 🫩

“Put it in my mouth”

First they wanna force us back in our main office 2 days a week now they want to align on days we’re in the office. NO DAWG I AM AVOIDING YALL ON PURP

“Is this the Krusty Krab?” “No, this is Patrick.” 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

“It won’t work!” “Hmm… that’s two things in this house that won’t….. work….” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This Brent album has me in a chokehold

That’s What You Get & Ain’t It Fun

Absolutely anything. Source: also an air sign.

I have a poodle with separation anxiety so I don’t have a choice

I feel like they were a mistake that somehow caught on. Kinda like Taylor Swift

I got blocked over sweet potato fries and you know what? Fair. I respect people’s boundaries.

Oh you freaky

Unoriginal. What else?

I wonder what Allen Iverson is doing.

You probably eat ass too

I skwote what I skwote 🫶🏼

Came back to 30+ notifications I thought yall was getting me tf outta here 😂😂

Sweet potato fries are def disgusting 🤢

In hs we had Egg Wars during homecoming where we’d meet in a random field and throw eggs at each other. Some people used to freeze them and people used to leave concussed, with black eyes, etc. 😂😂 I feel like an orange would def kill you

Yeahhh bc I be at the Fernbank with the dinosaurs lit asab

“Omg y’all still talking bout this” “Y’all only ever talk about” “Don’t y’all get tired of talking about” “Can we change the topic”

A sweet potato thrown with full strength will concuss a motherfucker 😭😭😭

Now wait a minute

I LITERALLY coined the phrase “Beyoncé’s internet” with a viral tweet lmfao

This is the main reason I got off twitter. People would take my tweets and circulate them everywhere and when I would comment asking for them to be removed or for them to pay me, I was wrong.

Somebody please yell at me to wash my hair

I once casually shared a dinner table with Danny DeVito.

I feel like there’s certain types of niggas women should just know not to give a chance to……… a man who writes male baddie IG quotes for a living is at the top of the list of those niggas, Coi Leray

Idk why but there’s just something extra corny about a man around my age calling me “young lady”. Like ok paw paw