Me watching the Core4 blow a 3-1 lead:

“so you’re in a situationship” 😃 HELLO? 😭😭😭 #loveislandusa

“Good for you baby.”

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

Operation Overdrive has really hit HARD TIMES since Mack became a real boy. ;p

I PROMISE YOU RICH/WEALTHY ARE NOT WEARING META GLASSES OUTSIDE OF A PAID CONTRACT. THEY DONT EVEN ALLOW THEIR KIDS TO HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA.

A glowing Lupita Nyongo 🥰 in Paris for #theodyssey movie in Giorgio Armani privè ✨

Both the Pippens are weirdos trying to relive a youth that's been gone since Fresh Prince ended. Yuck.

Don't be a bitch ass nigga ya whole life

They young bro they not there to begin with

Dishonesty not gettin as much hate as KC (and Dishonesty deserves a boat load of it! Zach yo hoe ass too!!!) is WILD.

KIERRA HIVE

Niggas will say the bubble produced some of the best postseason basketball we’ve ever seen. Then turn around and dismiss it as a “Mickey Mouse ring” simply because they didn’t like who won.

Oh my God KAYDA 🫩🙄

Dylan if you wanna be in the outside world with the clam slammer so bad don’t you fret dork

Kayda. Everybody ought to yuck yo yum lmao

She looks like a beautiful magical fire nymph ❤️‍🔥✨️

I'm not rooting for none of them. The strongest couple in the Villa is made up of a boy who's there for the money and a girl who's a little ditzy.

Aye man, Ian wild for clownin Kayda about bein exclusive lmfaoooooooo (but Kayda what IS that though?! Do you even know?!)

Interesting choice for the Hideaway FASHO 🤣

Love island ends Sunday. Let’s wrap this shit up cause I’m sick of damn near everybody at this point. 😭

GOD BLESSING ALL THE TRAP NIGGAS

I do not miss you, I miss who you pretended to be.

Oooooowweeeeeee I been here more times than I care to admit. But the sweet relief of realizing they just sucked and you not missing out on a single thing? Ahhhhh

I spoke Mitch McConnell this morning for nearly twenty minutes and he told me HELL IS HOT!

💪🏾✅

From the back of the Audubon ballroom. 2/21/65

I enjoy an hour of required uninterrupted silence.

WHAT?! WHEN KB IS RIGHT THERE?!

Folks principles be covered in baby oil and that’s why we are where we are. Bc mfers don’t stand for anything. Willing to sacrifice anything, everything, and everyone, shift on any topic, slide on any ideology in service of myopic ass short term goals then wonder why we’re in hell.

People just want to tolerate you and still have the nerve to be surprised when you prefer going to where you’re embraced and celebrated.

I propose you get attacked more dawg cause this is insane 😭

good. my veins is ready.

def feel like this’ll be me before week’s end.

And here I am, capable of writing a whole novel about why I'm thinking about you. It's a skill issue.

pick up a fantasy book or somethin gah damn.

you niggas have got to expand your vernacular and express yourselves better oh my fuckin God. read a book. do somethin to get ya word game up cause this is atrocious.

business as usual basically.

def possible to contact ppl in sheol bubba yal not foolin nobody.

Idk who needs to hear this but that person you keep wanting to change and treat you better? They not gonna change. They gonna die acting like that 🧘🏽‍♀️

brother.

Some of yal make me regret being an avid reader as a child.

MitchCon finally having their first event in hell this year I heard

Kawhi has entered his Tim Duncan phase....

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myriad of emotions whirling rn but the one that’s at the brim at this moment is gratitude.