That yte owner didn’t like that review & Unc is co-signing

Good morning lovelies ✨🦋

The Simpsons was not its own stand alone show

The most hilarious tarot card I have ever seen in my entire life...

About me:

We need to be frying up Hilton as a corporation too. They (wrongfully) kicked out that hotel for reserving the right to refuse service. Not even 48 hours later, the org they refused service to murdered a civilian in broad daylight. Don’t let Hilton escape the PR hit.

It is very very wet.

Don’t consider it. Just fucking do it.

They used to put missing children on milk cartons...only milk cartons...

Night and weekend minutes, baby!

What a reminder that all this technology is on a kill switch.

AOL used to be pressed af. had internet free trial cd’s tucked into cereal boxes.

I ain’t been on all day. Ya’ll good?

If I just start skeeting about random stuff, it’s not that I don’t care. I just…need to talk about other stuff. For my sanity.

Please don’t post the video.

You guys love to blame training or lack thereof. This is what ALL divisions of leo does w Black ppl. Buckle up. You ain't seen nothing yet + y'all damn sure ain't ready.

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

Yall gone do whatever makes that woman happy.

It’s not??

Will be sat for this🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

When they be hitting your forehead >>>>>>>>>

I hate being a responsible adult 😩I wanna spend money on stupid shit fuck bills!

Good morning lovelies 🦋

Sis.. 😂😂😂😂

i hate when people ask what i’m passionate about in terms of a career. Cause my response is always: work doesnt make me passionate. i just wanna live my life on somebody yacht spending somebody money 😂 im only working so i dont become poor. dassit dassal.

*SAVES*

My ick list: Corporate-friendly voices in non-corporate settings Dry hands/cuticles Boxy silhouettes (like that cheating man from yesterday) An ugly laugh Texting "u" instead of "you" Picky eaters Men with voices that aren't deeper than mine Butt-naked faces/mustaches only (you're a cop. Idc)

i need summer back now

Tonight’s spin ✨

Your veneers shouldn't be a distraction

BREAKING NEWS Ravens fire John Harbaugh.

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ain’t in my blood and i don’t let every thing get to me (not ignoring it but protecting my peace) especially things out of my control. God woke me up AGAIN and im not gonna waste what He gave me. that’s how.

“only way out is through” is a WORD!

Them white folks was scaling the walls of the Capitol like it was Kilimanjaro

Sometimes , you gotta ask yourself “Do I TRULY believe that this is life’s best for me?” When having trouble letting folks go.

When you find better you ask yourself why you put up with bullshit for so long.

Everytime I sit in traffic I’m reminded how racism prevented free transit and universal healthcare. America is such piss.

For me it’s remembering where I’ve been previously and making sure I do everything in my control and power to rise above always. I’m responsible for me and can only control what I can. My parents have always instilled in me that I have to feel the feelings, but my ass better have a damn plan.

LIVES WERE CHANGED.

My lovely @naturallylauraj.bsky.social happy birthday boo!!! 🎉🥳

If we’re being honest……. More people should learn the art of being and receiving instead of looking/forcing. And this isn’t just about the video. This is everybody.

I gotta stay outta straight people's business. The more I learn, the dumber I get. I had no idea women were dick hunting at sports bars in sweats and sweaters. I could have gone my entire life not knowing that the gift of femme-hood was being squandered like that.

Yall be way too quick to talk down on somebody’s looks to make a point. There are several ways to make your point without doing that to a person who ain’t hurting nobody.

I was literally just thinking this!! I just want the focus to remain on how lame this is in general.

I support women’s rights and wrongs, but is there some sort of standardized testing this week?

"how's your mimosa?" "SCRAM!"

My favorite part of reading is when a book gets so good you have to set it down, (finger marking the page), and just let your mind be blown for a minute before picking it back up again.

Expecting folks to approach you while you got a camera held or propped up <<<<<