For the memories, I would like an Art Lean skin/Kameo in Mortal Kombat😂

A bee might try to reverse corkscrew it's stinger out of your skin if it accidentally stung you. If you're patient enough to wait, the bee can do it without dying.

First thing that came to mind. Sorry to that man.

My brother ain’t got no sense here was the the cake he had done for his daughter graduating from college 🤣

So it *was* a scheme that Todd set up to go to her with the bullshit? Bc this is that bs.

Rationing hot takes is wild work

They were in the quotes in FULL agreement this day😭 bsky.app/profile/beso...

... this cost 136 million dollars

The Rugrats watch >>>>>> whatever this is

It would work like waterbending and if I draw first blood, I get to bloodbend for the round. Fatality: Weeping Angel - corrosive tears that I fling at my opponent. Their skin and muscles begin to melt off and my sobbing turns to laughter. "Soleil wins"

Made some mixes. Would yall like to see em 👀🥹 (imma show yall anyway)

It is *something* to watch the same people who swore 5G was evil be all in on AI.

Timeline hilariously timed to demonstrate the horrors of AI for legal use.

Good! The cause & those donation comments were outrageously disgusting.

Tennessee Prosecutors are blocking Chud’s give send go. They won't let him bond out using THAT money. And they want to investigate the source of the money. 😂😂

The white people can’t afford Manhattan anymore, The Black & Brown Folks can’t afford Brooklyn & Harlem anymore. People in general can barely afford afford the Bronx anymore. Everyone is being displaced… Idk much about Queens and Staten Island, but imagine similar shit is happening there too.

Oooh, it's white chocolate strawberry cream cheese cookie season🥰 Let me get these ingredients in order.

Forgiveness ≠ reconciliation or continued contact with that person Forgiveness can absolutely mean "I learned from this and I'm not choosing to carry resentment towards you forward, but you're definitely not fucking seeing me again." Forgiveness can't coexist with the desire for vengeance, either.

SPF myths melanated people are STILL believing in 2026 are ruining your skin. 🧵

If you’re against homophobia, biphobia, and transphobia, MAKE SOME MOTHER FUCKING NOISE!! 🗣️ Today is our day to show these phobic people that we stand against their oppression of disliking us, trying to erase our culture and telling us we’re ungodly! Everyone I follow SHOULD 👍🏿 and 🔁 this! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

Might be time to schedule my Young Mom NPA surgery

*googles* ... Wow...TIL Tom Jones cracked Mary Wilson from The Supremes.

Every time I see this gif, I think of how he was in the running to be Blade.

Can you believe this masterpiece only has 4% on Rotten Tomatoes?

🎤 WRAPPED UP IN A--

Steam needs to de-list this game

Fined 200 dollars…

Do those lil thigh festival bags be staying up? Bc I have ass to throw & I'm not trying to worry about that while I'm out. I really don't wanna wear a big ass backpack the whole time😩

Crispy chicken fresh lettuce three cheeses ranch dressing

Immediately thought of how certain school districts proposed workforce housing as teachers struggle to afford mortgages/rent while paying for their own classroom supplies.

They’re doing reparations for the January 6 guys.

Anne Frank, Martin Luther King Jr and Barbara Walters were all born in the same year.

She just raced yesterday. Gift link. www.nytimes.com/athletic/728...

One of the hottest things they can do, actually. I already want to fuck you and you're demonstrating that you care about *our* health? Make it easy to make me easy🙂‍↕️

I mastered it so well the 1st time that I did it again‼️ today I graduated with my 2nd masters. I AM NOW A 4️⃣ DEGREE SHAWTY 👩🏾‍🎓 🎉 I also won an award for graduating with high distinction with a 4.1 GPA + all my accomplishments and contributions toward the counseling program. it’s a celebration today❗️

Dave Grohl, I'm so sorry but I can't unsee it😭

This feels like trying to make 'fetch' happen. Everything I've ever seen or heard about that lady has been against my will😭

The Long Island Rail Road, North America’s busiest commuter rail system, shut down after unionized workers in the New York City area went on strike

When I moved to Virginia, I started seeing ads for Pr*gerU and weird travel ads about how "American women can't take care of you. Get an Asian/Russian woman."

"Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?"

They got this trending in r/ WatchPeopleDieInside😭

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

My 5th reason: "They aren't even fake playing the instruments you hear in the song!"

Yes, the cashier should be able to afford rent, groceries, and healthcare with their one paycheck. And the janitor. And the waitress. And the fry cook. And the teacher.

There are only 2 restaurants in the Orlando airport that are open past the security check... and the United lounge is closed😒

And it should all be returned in good faith or by force😊

My older sister went to school with Aaliyah who was one of my favorite people in the world. When she passed, I cried for days. I remember going to see this at a theatre with my Dad on a weekday when I should've been at school. I know he didn't like it, but I did.

This This and This ... are not 3 things... they are one thing

When you get food to go and the portion isn't the same size as if you had dined in.