I should've known they were another Scorpio when they sent me a 'sad vampire strip club music' playlist

Hi. We're in the Age of Diarrhea. I'm a global health expert on helping children survive diarrhea. Here's what to do if you might have picked up cyclospora. 🧵 1. Call your primary care if possible. 2. Take oral rehydration therapy, which isn't just drinking fluids. 1/

Go! Go! Go! Go! Who's next?!

Conor McGregor

If you’re from The Bad Place, you might recall the name. Apparently, this is on ID now. #MysticLipstick

She's just like me

This is behavior I expect from someone who baked bread out of flaming hot cheetos

Folks have enjoyed these when I've posted them in the past. Enjoy this minute of baked goods (sound on) www.reddit.com/r/Satisfying...

Because they were the weapon the whole time😭

please let somebody's son act right tonight so somebody's daughter doesn't have to🙏🏾

My son told me I had to get my own monster truck so now I gotta dust him with Miss Pinky on all his playsets.

S/o to the journal girlies. I know we could put a 100-page manifesto together in record time😭

My dear Asian brothers and sisters. Y’all were being played with this “StopAAPI Hate” nonsense. It was a Stephen Miller op. And now you are facing a boycott. See how the white devils turn us against each other? Just stop shooting and profiling us, we’d be cool.

Ill-fitting bulletproof vest with khaki shorts is an interesting combination because, imo, one of the worst places to be shot isn't just the torso, but anywhere near the femoral artery.

where have all the captions gone?

She’s been found!!!!!

It's good that he knows what he would look like if he caught the AoT parasite.

# That I know of ≠ # that I approve of

Why are you so loud rn omg?

Used to paint their initials on my nails so when I held-- I really used to like somebody😔

this is NUTS

My new article I was featured in is out

A man tried to tell me about something called 'con sequins es'...'consequences?' Idk. Sounds made up.

I'm not gon hold you... I'm not getting invested in a show that does not have a conclusion. Until they stop canceling shit, I'm not watching anything that does not have a polished ending.

Y'all think we can get them to do this in front of the White House?

Do you know that rainbows go when they are arrested? Prism Good morning don't block me ☺️

I think there is a girl math equation for the amount of times a person is allowed to fuck up before they get the boot. Something like: (Gifts + attractiveness)(quality time ± quality of sex)/(number of previous mistakes)(severity of previous mistakes)²

I…excuse me…what the fuck?!

Jail😭

SHOCK NYT REPORT: DHS now admits the man ICE killed in Houston wasn't even their target. Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a 35-year U.S. resident, was just driving to work when agents — with no body cameras — shot him dead searching for two other men who weren't even in the van. Gift link in reply.

Trump just fired all three remaining members of the Election Assistance Commission, leaving the agency with no commissioners just months before the midterms

If you cannot fall to your knees before anyone, whether it's your lover, your children, or the public you serve, and seek their forgiveness, you do not deserve it. And you have to do it with more than remorse. Do it with contrition AND a plan to make it right. Fuck your ego, and fuck your pride.

This whole Platner thing has reminded me of all the steps people fail to take to educate themselves about the appropriate ways to own accountability, apologize, and restore faith, trust, and justice. Deflecting, minimizing, and trying to rush through reconciliation are NOT options. Ever!

Reminder that it is legal to sell lab grown meat in this country. They might not be selling it now, but that doesn't mean they never will.

An explosion of misinformation about Nolan Wells has spread across social media, including an AI video that used his mother's likeness to spread misinfo

Guys I can’t keep doing this independently. I need a job. If you know of a place—advocacy, OSINT org, think tank, left media, etc—where I could take this work in-house, pls let me know. I admire the folks making independent work for them, but I am collapsing under the weight and the lack of impact.

Five facts that you should know about the current Cyclospora outbreak.

stop disturbing people you not ready for

My side quests be epic fr. Me and an internet stranger I met on Twitter started a nonprofit with $2,000 and a purpose 5 years ago and now we cleared a quarter of a MIL and nearly 400K free organic menstrual products given to justice-system impacted women & girls across the US.

I'm ready!

I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.

These two were some of my better ones

Hey ya’ll! My homegirl is looking for her cousin. Last seen in SE D.C. Please, If you’ve seen her or have any information please contact the numbers on the poster

I need a fun, flirty date this weekend to break up the tension of the past 2 weeks.