I was 21, the year was 1992 and I had just tore open a brown paper bag full of crawfish. It was the last time. My Life with Benedryl: A memoir

Imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead.

Does he always look like that?!?

I can’t pay attention to anything he’s saying bc I can’t tell if he’s magenta or red. Is it Vision or Thanos?

Michael Burry just said Elon Musk and Nvidia's deal is built on fake numbers. - @Bulltheory 1/2

Salt or Tajin. 😋

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

Love me a class action settlement. Hell yeah hand me my $9.53 fuck you thought.

This is why he feels like he can run through brick walls

Go with it. It all comes together in the end. 😎 👃

BREAKING: ‘60 Minutes' correspondent Scott Pelley confronted new EP Nick Bilton during an intro meeting with staff — grilling him about recent firings and Bari Weiss. "She's murdering '60 Minutes.'" "She does not love this place. She was brought in to kill it—and she's doing exactly that."

AP photog: Broken knee from NJSP rush Reuters photog: Sliced open fingers from ICE baton EPA photog: Deliberately maced in ear (wearing a respirator) Countless indies: Maced, shoved, shot at Visual journalist: Still held in jail +14 hours after being detained

If you're reading this and you remember exactly where you were on 9/11 you should really go for a walk, eat your veggies, make sure you're drinking water throughout and the day, and at least consider adding a fiber supplement to your daily multivitamin.

We need the option to force the unfollow like the badlands has. I dont necessarily want to block everybody, you just dont need to be following me.

“Anti diversity stance” there’s a shorter way to say that www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/u...

Let’s gooooooo!!

This is so Sagittarius coded! ♐️

Meanwhile the number killer of women when married/pregnant is their spouse… If marriage benefited women, they’d outlaw it

Now, the historical aspect of the literal consumption of Black bodies is a thing - but this looks like AYE EYE to me. Will have to research more.

"While we also found Native American, Hispanic, and white women characters, the most viewed and engaged-with AI-generated characters found by The Verge are Black women. Aliyah’s account alone has 40,000 followers." www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

So, instagram made a separate app for these instant photos, for users to .. post pictures of themselves for their friends to see.. instantly?🤔 idk.. i'm old and forgetful and i smoke a lot of weed, but.. i could have sworn we had an app for that already??

This is the type of digital blackface that #YourSlipIsShowing was created to identify and fight against smh

I’m doing the best I can, ok?! All my life I had to fight.

BLACK.

I couldn’t do it, y’all. I had to wax my face. Imma still wear my mask, though. Cuz now I’m red everywhere hair used to be.

Ain’t no let but he can watch. 😊

Wow, that inner skircle should be filled with Sagittarius. It’s just me and Mel now?!? And I’m grateful for you, Sis, but you see the slackers, right?

The skircle is one thing but this is people who moved out of my skircle. Hoe, is you cool? Why are you abandoning me? I thought we meant something to each other! TF!?!?

Sam Levinson:

Curaleaf= Putin yes that one Trulieve= Maga and killed their employee in the cultivation center due to bacteria and mold GTI = Maga and Jim Beam's grand son and heir Cresco Labs= Maga and cool with sexual abusers (Sean Combs)

Sam Levinson Tyler Perry Taylor Sheridan Ryan Murphy (and Gwyneth’s husband) David & Daniel

* pedo, bigot, racist, not smart, bad business man, liar, and, thief

I’d wear my mask out anyway but today I’m wearing it because I haven’t waxed my upper lip or chin. I definitely see the resemblance between me and my father’s sons now. And memaw. 😂😂😂

Guess what day it is….. ITS MONGAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

Happy birthday, gays 🎉

“Tough on crime right wing outsider” is an anagram for “billionaire funded proto fascist.”

First 5 months got tf outta here like they owed June money!! And June carries a pistol with no dust.

Good morning and Happy Pride, Beautiful people!! *nods to the rest of you*

And Sydney Sweeney’s relevance.

Rabbit rabbit rabbit ✨

I thought that was a good close. #Euphoria Now I don’t want to hear or see anything from Sam Levinson ever again!

You know what it is? AAVE from white mouths is modern minstrelsy. Exactly this. They are aping us. They are performing us. Like blackface, it's an ugly, grotesque parody of what we look like to them. That is horrifyingly offensive to our view.

Re: Sally Hemings. "That Jefferson managed to evade the scrutiny of white Americans for nearly two centuries tells us a great deal about the power of enslavers to bend reality to their will." (p. 100) Really enjoying this book. #booksky

If you’d told me on January 7th 2021 that everyone in this picture would be pardoned and be paid $1 million each for reparations, I’d have said you were insane. It turns out that it’s American voters that are insane.

wow we can’t even do community service anymore in this country??

hope you brought urine!

and plenty of minimum wage folks are STILL getting the $7, i hope people realize $15 is not national

It is truly insane to me that my elected representatives march with an enthusiastic genocidaire and still think they are owed my support