So nobody told her they give you worms?

We have to stop letting criminals serve out their prison terms as presidents.

The Outfield - Your Love (1986) #ClassicRock #MusicSky

“There will be no federal takeover of Portland, Oregon.” 🔥 👀 Damn — @bynum.house.gov is. Not. Playing. Around.

Just a reminder that if you preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart: Letters to Activists in Crisis through my favorite bookstore, @pilsencommbooks.bsky.social, you will get an extra letter from me tucked into your book. I wrote that letter this week, and I think some of you might find it useful.

So that’s why she got super nasty about Cardi. Promo.

I'm pretty sure I'm just tired, but everything feels so important and I can't DO anything and it's all horrible!! 😭💔

all jokes aside having all your generals in one spot at the same time is giving...RED WEDDING

Newman. Period.

I only care if I did something to cause the dislike and I liked/valued that person. And even then, I don’t really care often or much. It’s whatever.

Never mind! I forgot I made breadsticks! Round 27 of spaghetti! 🍝

I can eat spaghetti morning, noon and night. Truly. It’s a super power. Thing is, I already had it for noon and now I just want, hmmmIdunno, something with cheese, bread and butter. But it’s still some spaghetti in there.

Everything is happening so much faster than it did in Germany because all of our institutions are either complicit or barely putting up a fight and capitulating.

Oh I loved Boston Public. youtu.be/nIUNUnNezUA?...

I mean … I’ve heard what happens on here late at night. They may have a point.

Glug glug glug glug glug 🥃

i need more discipline but i also need to give myself more grace...

Remembering today the late 🇺🇸 American actress, comedian and singer #MadelineKahn (29 September 1942 – 3 December 1999) born #OnThisDay in Boston, Massachusetts

Imagine only just realizing Dave Chappelle and Louis C.K. are colossal pieces of shit in 2025. 🙄 Also in attendance Hannibal Buress, Aries Spears, Jeff Ross…landlords and allegations. Whole damn lineup is pretty problematic.

HOAs killed white culture

yeah. his granny proud proud cause my GODT

Berries (outside of the big 3 but jelly worthy all the same), prunes with a purpose and figs, preferably in Newton form.

H5N1 strikes more turkeys in 2 states www.cidrap.umn.edu/avian-influe...

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Elmo:

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Aww! people.com/reading-rain...

Don’t fucking do this, 2025!!! We got enough shit going on. Prayers up! 🙏🏾

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Since I first saw this video years ago. I get so tickled when I see Deer Crossing signs. These are the types of idiots that just make my day! 😩😂

I walked here early this morning to see it for myself. I couldn’t even wait for the sun to come up first…

🗣️ Into the flood again Same old trip it was back then

There’s a decaf generic donut shop kcup + allulose in my near future. ☕️

I need to learn this. But until I do *adds to cart* Wow, I feel better! 😊😂

Page One in Detroit.

This makes all the sense in the world. See also: Dean Withers Money & Mics 🎤

"I've been so many places, I've seen so many things But none quite so lovely as you More beautiful than the Mona Lisa Worth more than gold And my eyes have the pleasure to behold You're my latest and my greatest My latest, my greatest inspiration." youtu.be/Ep1MpoZlbvg

Good morning, Beautiful people!! *nods to the rest of you* What a fucking weekend!! 😅

If only they had gotten rid of the bots and Nazis on the bad place when we told them to…

At times, I feel let down by the ineptitude of the raptures.

That quote is not out of context, the full version is worse.

Where have we heard this story before?!?!

Chrome's adblock dying has really just shown how bad ads have gotten now huh This appeared and fullscreened my window, hid my cursor, for clicking on a youtube download link lol old people are just not built to handle this

Stevie releases “Songs In the Key of Life” 49 years ago tonight. Album of the Year. Grammy Hall of Fame. “Let me put it this way,” Elton John once said. “Wherever I go in the world, I always take a copy of ‘Songs in the Key of Life.’ For me, it's the best album ever made.” “I Wish”

Chris Rock was right about one thing; we have to start making bullets less accessible. However that needs to happen. On the flip side, I blame him for that Black people vs. nigga joke because his white audience acts like he gave them permission to add commentary. He probably did. Slap him again!

I’m excited for breakfast. I’m making egg white wraps, yes, but I love egg white wraps. And not with any of my good cheese. Gotta be a Kraft Deluxe single. A little spinach, some peppers, mushrooms (the trinity of my entire diet), diced ham and a fluffy scramble. Can’t wait to wake up. 😂😋

Yes, but it will take cases like this to get the citizens behind it. All these juicy, fat, *federal* cases are going to start adding up for the idiots who think he paid for the ballroom & the wall. And for those that don't do politics so they let it happen. It's on them.

TEXAS: Suspect taken into custody after shooting at Kickapoo Lucky Eagle Casino in Eagle Pass which left 2 dead and several injured.

Plus: Elsewhere, in south Texas, seven were shot – two of whom were killed – in a shooting at a casino early Sunday. And in New Orleans, one woman was killed and three other people were wounded in a shooting on the city’s popular Bourbon Street, also early on Sunday.