I’m at my former church to hear my favorite preacher and chuckled internally when both ushers brought me a fan 🤭 I politely told them both I already had one but how sweet. 🥹

He did end up catching on but I just sent him the “it’s not you, it’s me” text.

Aaand just that fast, I won’t be coming home after church. My sister invited me to pizza and skating with her family after. I won’t be skating because of my ankle, but I will be partaking in pizza and shenanigans 😂 I love my community 🥹🙌🏽

Oan chef text me this morning asking if Tuesday evening is ok to go out. I responded back with “Good morning.” Try again sir, greetings are required prior to jumping straight into dialogue. Let’s see how long it takes for him to catch on.

Morning kids. It’s cold and rainy here and I’m absolutely getting back in bed once I get home from church. Highkey if my friend wasn’t in town preaching at his home church, I’d skip going altogether

It is 3:28a and wtf you mean not back on till 7?! The silence of it going off is what woke me up.

can we get some shares for our brother here? 🤍 this hasn’t moved in a while & i want him to be safe.

WE DID IT!!!! THEY'RE GOING TO EUROPE!!!!

MATURE adulting is going to the grocery store that morning in preparation for the need to pass out after day drinking post haste. 😎

Welp.

🗣️ BALD MEN REPORT TO THE FRONT OF THE CLASS AND EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE!!! 😳

I just made that biscoff cookie no bake cheesecake off TikTok and that shit was messy as hell. I must be big backed as fuck because I didn’t even TRY to put the top back on, it was stacked to the sky. I put it in a sealable bowl with a parchment liner on top, so I’ll see how it looks tomorrow.

To whomever made my wing dinner from Bojangles today, I pray your pillow is always cool, your check always comes early and you get all green lights when you’re running late. My meal was PERFECT.

Whaaaa?!!!

Well damn, The ‘Burbs only had 8 episodes!? This shit done ended and The Ponies started and I was so confused.

Oh you was BIG TROUBLE eh? 🌾👀🌾

Nobody should ever need more than one job to survive.

No one: Me on the phone with customer service: REPRESENTATIVE!!!

I literally started typing out a response to a post to advise that it was a spam account that was the OP and then stopped. I realized I was in dwights business that had NOTHING to do with me. It’s OUR MONTH. ✊🏽

Yeah, it was just meant for pets. Trust us bro apple.news/Ai_hpcIUvR9y...

I really be blocking anything/one that irks my spirit 😂

Ohh. 😳

I ordered a 5 pound bag of sour brite trolli gummy worms and I could kiss myself right now 😊

Whoa

Oh.

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I’m watching Traitors and I just wanna say well played to Rob. Now he gets to lead this newbie to do his bidding because he’s more experienced.

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Lemme run on down to the Walgreens so I can get back in bed.

Morning and happy Friday my mootie pooties.

I just canceled.

I have therapy today and I really don’t feel like talking.

Y’all seen this?

Damn, spoke too soon. KEKE WHAT IS YOU DOING IN THESE PEOPLE’S HOUSE GIRL?!!! 😱

Is anyone watching The ‘Burbs with THEEE Keke Palmer? I really like it! Very cutesy, very nosy, very detective like.

Morning kids.

OK so ONCE AGAIN, y’all are seeing that one side of Wendy’s face isn’t moving right? I’m not trippin right?

*sigh* Heavenly girl. She gives them the material 🤦🏽‍♀️. I really think Simone is done with her this time.

A benefit of living alone, I can go HOURS without having to say a word. 😌

I’m in a group chat with 2 girls from work and they were venting about work (which is fine, that’s what the chat is for). I’m really proud of myself bc I’d usually ask questions about what prompted the said vent and then get entangled in the conversation. Not this time.

I just read that email from Ticketmaster about presale for the Backstreet Boys and I said LOUDLY “I’m an *NSYNC GIRL!” And deleted the email 🙂‍↔️

And this one! www.mixcloud.com/djlilvegas/j...

This made me feel a bit better. It’s the quick mix from a local morning show I used to listen to by my favorite DJ, DJ Lil Vegas. Hope this helps my mootie pooties that are crabby 🥰 www.mixcloud.com/djlilvegas/p... This one too www.mixcloud.com/djlilvegas/p...

Lemme cut on some music and get ready for brunch.

Apparently multiple of my mootie pooties are having crabby days. Anyone else want to join on the couch?

You’re asking this during OUR month?

But my business cards will be delivered today and I get to have brunch with my sister today. I’m alive. Trying to find the wins here people.

Morning kids. I’m a crabby patty today. Crabby as fuck.