My mama is home yall. And now I’m finna beat her ass for scaring me. Also she snuck off to Trader Joes. Imma get her ass twice. 😩

Yall.😂😂😂

One Thing My Grown Ass Gon Do Is Get On The Swings When I Take Them Kids To The Park 🤣🤣🤣

Played in the park today with my children. At one point I was on the swing and my 5yo autistic baby was on the bench in front of me reading a book. Who the baby… who the parent? 😂

Lmao 😂❤️

Mom is having a heart procedure today. Prayers please. 🙏🏽

My mom is out of ICU. Thank you all for your prayers. They’re still keeping her for a bit.

I can’t do this. My mom needs to get tf up.

She’s now responsive.

If praying is your thing, send one up for my mom. Please. 😢

I was JUST saying I’m bring them back. Imma send you some. Which kind? Fruity? Veggie? Combo?

My 10yo son went out with his friends. The boy’s mom texted me and told me my kid is so kind. He offered them gas money. 😩🥹❤️

Dang RIP to Rob Base. 🕊️🙏🏽

Me watching my friends have fun while I gotta watch my children be various versions of MJ all weekend:

Fried chicken wings fried hard and shrimp fried rice with no onions.

NEW LATIFAH www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGz3...

I actually need wine and Chinese food today. I’m going to make that happen. My kids are pushing for pizza. Ughh

😭😭😭😭

I'm still thinking about this. I'm definitely going to be using that a lot. 🤣

I had the Black urge to make a pot of beans and turkey necks, with rice and cornbread. My daughter made me make a little side salad. But that wasn’t a veggie kind of vibe. Ol conscious and balanced eating head ass 5yo. 🤣

I want this on a T-shirt

Refs looked right at him.

What time the Lakers play?

OKC play passive aggressive af with their uncool asses. Ethical hoops my ass.

Am I stealing a threat from a 5 yo? Yes. Do I feel bad? Mmm…

It ain't what you find on McDees, BK or Wendy's. Velveeta in my day cause gov't cheese was nasty.

I’m going to use this the next time I threaten my brother

Oh she ate this 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hartenstein literally pulled him by his locs. I HATE OKC so bad. They do hella little sneaky dirty stuff.

“Boy, leave me alone before I give you a knuckle sandwich with real cheese” - My 5yo threatening her brother

🤣🤣🤣

💀💀💀

🤣🤣🤣🤣 STAHP

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 REDD FOXX.

White Cheddar Cheez-its would probably lead to my assisting in my own abduction. Just lay them out in a row and I'll follow you into the white-panel van.

Mix them with the spicy cheez-its and I’m a goner

if it were the smoked goyda cheez-its, just pass Me the Kool-Aid!

The best.

If there was a cult that gave out unlimited white cheddar cheez-its and watched 90s/00s television I might be got.

5 of em. I birthed them but still…

David Banner is from Mississippi and has said this before. In 2015, him and I got into it about this very thing. I got swarmed and cursed out by his followers. I am glad she spoke up.

Stealing that line.

Bernice be quick to come in and hit them with the aht aht! I’m gon live for it every time

WACK HIM AGAIN, BERNICE!

You see it, too. Said this last night bsky.app/profile/itsd...

I been on the Wemby “might actually be the next goat” train. Because unlike many of you niggas, I know ball.

Exactly. And when you say this. “We were never taught”. So how tf do we expect a whole generation raised/influenced by people who are unlearned to magically do better. You can’t expect a chicken from a pumpkin seed.