Lmao 😭😭😭😭

😭😭😭 yall crazy

Lmao what is wrong with you

My mama’s daughter.

Bay bay. The way those kids were so excited to see Ms Monica and the way the parents had us tearing up talking about her impact and representation… Our Meet & Greet in NYC was amazing. Sponsored by YouTube and Verizon. Stay tune for her summer pop ups. Youtube.com/MonicaJSutton ❤️

That genre of girlies that make “girls be like” content while half naked, under the guise of making fun of sexy women, is weak af. It’s a bunch of cowards who want to post the same content but are scared, so they use it to shame other women. Corny.

Thee accuracy. Even when I was a SAHM, I was fed up with this nonsense.

This is hilarious because I used to teach primary school. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My contact pic in my son’s ipad is egregious. He gave me a Steve Harvey flattop.

it‘s a real phenomenon! I (consensually!) grab Key’s butt all the time to relieve stress/good luck/if I feel tired respect the old ways! 🤣

“Babe let me touch your but real good before I check my blood pressure”… My husband lord. Touch his mind. 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

Gentle reminder: children need emotional safety in our words and our body language. Nonverbal cues like eye rolling or dismissive gestures can feel just as loud as yelling. FIX YOUR OWN FACE.

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.

Remember girls, if you’re lightheaded when you get up, it’s because your ass is fat. 😂😂😭😭

Happy Resurrection Sunday!

The best of the best‼️

Nah gimme 7 games of this. This Spurs team is solid.

It’s also a good aphrodisiac.

Both fire

Time to break out the classics

My main man, Najee. My cousin’s dad put me on when o was a wee little in the 80s. I been bumping him ever since. ❤️

I know! She’s in my big 3 of Jersey Girls.

Im tired of being patient like Job. Im ready to dance like David!

April is Jazz appreciation month… as if I needed a reason to listen to my girls Samara Joy & Sarah Vaughan.

Okay because A Working Man and The Beekeeper were 🔥🔥🔥

Lemme tell you something, movie critics: Your little numbers DO NOT MATTER if the movie poster has, "...starring Jason Statham" in it, okay..??? IT WILL BE WATCHED. You have no power here.

Is it too early to be thinking about pizza and wine?

One thing I love about threads vs other apps is when there’s a viral post with misinformation, credentialed folks push back almost immediately. A woman posted a blanket claim that oatmilk is inflammatory. She got cute with everybody until food scientists and Doctors showed up.

If I was a vampire I'd want Angela Bassett too...

Speaking of Eddie Murphy, I want more respect put on Vampire in Brooklyn’s name. I know it was a comedy, but it was and still is great storytelling. I always bring it up in conversations with ‘Blade’ and now ‘Sinners’. It belongs and the erasure will not fly in these parts.

Exactly what I’m doing just slightly less of it. I love storytelling. Being a newbie to the comms world is awesome.

Same! And Eddie Murphy was fine af in that movie to me.

Angela Bassett is ACTUALLY a vampire and you can't convince me otherwise Tre momma, Biggie Momma & T'challa momma ALL THE SAME AGE!

Speaking of Eddie Murphy, I want more respect put on Vampire in Brooklyn’s name. I know it was a comedy, but it was and still is great storytelling. I always bring it up in conversations with ‘Blade’ and now ‘Sinners’. It belongs and the erasure will not fly in these parts.

Didn’t realize he was an Aries. happy bday to him!

All my girl Matilda wanted was love, books and pancakes. She just like me for real.

MUVTHA. I still have my screenshot from years ago when I said I could tell her and Solange’s style was heavily influenced by the ’70s. I posted a side by side of her and Wilona wearing a similar print/constructed dress and she retweeted it ☺️

Black folk always wanna say "leave us out of it" when discussing how humans are ruining things. But then wanna turn around and root for · Black military leaders · Black billionaires · Black politicians You're either in the system or you're not. You can't have it both ways.

Folks are illogically defending Bron’s anti-Blackness by bringing up multiple basketball players saying the same thing. The difference is, it’s not just what he said, it’s how he said it and who he said it to. He said it in front of white men with a wack ass voice change. Cringe.

Her fave. The Day You Begin

My almost 5yo daughter: mommy please read to me while I eat my sandwich… and sit next to me so I can see the book Me: so when am I supposed to eat my sandwich? Her: I’ll give you a bite when you flip the page. Me:

And he showers me with adoration with every single pic I send 😌

Kirk Franklin been looking tf goodt lately.

It’s truly finna be some spaghetti in there tonight. J was too tired to cook before work and I am tired of ordering.

Tristan Thompson big booty ass don’t know nothing about nothing. Let’s start there.

ground smoothing for totalitarianism

Someone sent me this.

Every story about Aretha Franklin is better than the last. And what makes them so amazing is that the people telling them are incredible storytellers. Jill Scott sharing that, while she had the #1 album at the time, Aretha sent her to get hot dogs with mustard and onions is so… ARETHA. 😭